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it’s late rn so this post is very low effort just gonna summarise the method. also doesn’t work unless ur atleast mtn so gtfo if ur not.
step 1: get invited to a party. easy if your not an incel. also bring a bag with a secret zip on it.
step 2: let everyone get a bit drunk but don’t start drinking yet. (or drink for some confidence for the next steps)
step 3: scope out the girls pants. sounds wierd but a lot of girls keep their vapes or weed pens in their back pocket. (other place is there bra which COULD work)
step 4: go up to them, strike a convo. find a way to makeout with them and once you are simply slide your hand into their back pocket and grab whatever’s in their and put it into your back pocket. they won’t question you they’ll think your just grabbing their ass.
step 5: rinse and repeat. hide the vape in your bag and repeat on other girls.
Bonus: usually the girls will start getting mad and complaining someone stole their vape blah blah blah all you gotta do is make up some bs why it wasn’t you and offer them some drags of yours which also could lead to u getting laid (maybe 3/10 times) depends how skilled you are.
same goes with alcohol steal their unopened cans or bottles hide them in your bag, when they get upset make up some bs and give them some of your alc which also can lead to getting laid.
made this in abt 5 minutes. this method works way to fucking good. i’ve taxed probably about 15 vapes 3 pens and quite a bit of alcohol in the last couple months doing this. if you know what your doing and your attractive enough you will succeed no diff. aim for about 3 taxes minimum each party the more the better but dont get caught.
step 1: get invited to a party. easy if your not an incel. also bring a bag with a secret zip on it.
step 2: let everyone get a bit drunk but don’t start drinking yet. (or drink for some confidence for the next steps)
step 3: scope out the girls pants. sounds wierd but a lot of girls keep their vapes or weed pens in their back pocket. (other place is there bra which COULD work)
step 4: go up to them, strike a convo. find a way to makeout with them and once you are simply slide your hand into their back pocket and grab whatever’s in their and put it into your back pocket. they won’t question you they’ll think your just grabbing their ass.
step 5: rinse and repeat. hide the vape in your bag and repeat on other girls.
Bonus: usually the girls will start getting mad and complaining someone stole their vape blah blah blah all you gotta do is make up some bs why it wasn’t you and offer them some drags of yours which also could lead to u getting laid (maybe 3/10 times) depends how skilled you are.
same goes with alcohol steal their unopened cans or bottles hide them in your bag, when they get upset make up some bs and give them some of your alc which also can lead to getting laid.
made this in abt 5 minutes. this method works way to fucking good. i’ve taxed probably about 15 vapes 3 pens and quite a bit of alcohol in the last couple months doing this. if you know what your doing and your attractive enough you will succeed no diff. aim for about 3 taxes minimum each party the more the better but dont get caught.