fluoride1337
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Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate ragebait tool to dismantle delusions and farm seethe on any forum. Whether some dude is flexing his "Chad™ experience" or posting his "totally real, not exaggerated" success story, this is your weapon of mass destruction 
.
Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3.
Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai" 
Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan.
Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta" 
Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine.
Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh" 
. Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh:
Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard 
.
Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation .
Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald 
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Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:
THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook." 
THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .
By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision 
. Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .
Good luck, and happy posting!
.🏗 THE BASICS: WHEN TO DEPLOY IT
Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3. Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai" Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan. Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta" Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine. Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh" 🛠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES: CUSTOMIZING YOUR BURN
To truly max out your ragebait, you gotta get creative. Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh: Geographical Roasts
- "Legends from the alleys of Dhaka"
- "Epic sagas from the outskirts of Karachi"
- "Ancient scriptures from the ruins of Kathmandu"
- "Manuscripts from the trenches of New Delhi"
Historical & Mythological Spins
- "Vedic texts from the sewers of Varanasi"
- "Bhagavad Gita excerpts from the depths of Kolkata"
- "Hieroglyphics from the burial sites of Chennai"
Esoteric & Literary Approaches
- "A Dostoevskian novella from the gutters of Islamabad"
- "A Lovecraftian horror tale from the crypts of Hyderabad"
- "A Shakespearean tragedy written in the streets of Bangalore"
HOW TO TRIGGER MAXIMUM SEETHE
Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard . Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation . Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald . Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:- "Sir, this is a McDonald's."
- "You forgot to include dragons in your fairy tale."
- "I believe this story was written by J.R.R. Tolkien."
EXPERT MOVES: TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook." THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .
CONCLUSION: UNLEASH CHAOS RESPONSIBLY
By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision . Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .Good luck, and happy posting!
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