📖 HOW TO USE "TALES FROM THE SLUMS OF MUMBAI" FOR MAXIMUM RAGEBAIT 💀🔥 BOTB

[fluoride1337]

Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate ragebait tool to dismantle delusions and farm seethe on any forum. Whether some dude is flexing his "Chad™ experience" or posting his "totally real, not exaggerated" success story, this is your weapon of mass destruction .

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🏗 THE BASICS: WHEN TO DEPLOY IT​

Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3.
Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"

Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan.
Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta"

Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine.
Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh"

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🛠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES: CUSTOMIZING YOUR BURN​

To truly max out your ragebait, you gotta get creative . Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh:

Geographical Roasts​

• "Legends from the alleys of Dhaka"
• "Epic sagas from the outskirts of Karachi"
• "Ancient scriptures from the ruins of Kathmandu"
• "Manuscripts from the trenches of New Delhi"

Historical & Mythological Spins​

• "Vedic texts from the sewers of Varanasi"
• "Bhagavad Gita excerpts from the depths of Kolkata"
• "Hieroglyphics from the burial sites of Chennai"

Esoteric & Literary Approaches​

• "A Dostoevskian novella from the gutters of Islamabad"
• "A Lovecraftian horror tale from the crypts of Hyderabad"
• "A Shakespearean tragedy written in the streets of Bangalore"

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HOW TO TRIGGER MAXIMUM SEETHE​

Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard .
Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation .
Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald .
Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:

• "Sir, this is a McDonald's."
• "You forgot to include dragons in your fairy tale."
• "I believe this story was written by J.R.R. Tolkien."

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EXPERT MOVES: TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL​

THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook."

THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .

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CONCLUSION: UNLEASH CHAOS RESPONSIBLY​

By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision . Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .

Good luck, and happy posting!

 

[fluoride1337]

DNR

 

[HostSamurai]

You aren't some manlet, right?

 

[killyourselfASAP]

dnr

 

[killyourselfASAP]

DNR

kill urself

 

[jué]

Molecules nigga

 

[sirmimbing]

just what i need bro thank you

 

[fluoride1337]

Molecules nigga

 

[ImBelowAverage]

did read thanks a lot brother time to spread the fables from slums of mumbai

 

[Pencil]

 

[Evgeniy291]

Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate ragebait tool to dismantle delusions and farm seethe on any forum. Whether some dude is flexing his "Chad™ experience" or posting his "totally real, not exaggerated" success story, this is your weapon of mass destruction .

---

🏗 THE BASICS: WHEN TO DEPLOY IT​

Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3.
Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"

Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan.
Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta"

Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine.
Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh"

---

🛠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES: CUSTOMIZING YOUR BURN​

To truly max out your ragebait, you gotta get creative . Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh:

Geographical Roasts​

• "Legends from the alleys of Dhaka"
• "Epic sagas from the outskirts of Karachi"
• "Ancient scriptures from the ruins of Kathmandu"
• "Manuscripts from the trenches of New Delhi"

Historical & Mythological Spins​

• "Vedic texts from the sewers of Varanasi"
• "Bhagavad Gita excerpts from the depths of Kolkata"
• "Hieroglyphics from the burial sites of Chennai"

Esoteric & Literary Approaches​

• "A Dostoevskian novella from the gutters of Islamabad"
• "A Lovecraftian horror tale from the crypts of Hyderabad"
• "A Shakespearean tragedy written in the streets of Bangalore"

---

HOW TO TRIGGER MAXIMUM SEETHE​

Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard .
Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation .
Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald .
Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:

• "Sir, this is a McDonald's."
• "You forgot to include dragons in your fairy tale."
• "I believe this story was written by J.R.R. Tolkien."

---

EXPERT MOVES: TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL​

THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook."

THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .

---

CONCLUSION: UNLEASH CHAOS RESPONSIBLY​

By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision . Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .

Good luck, and happy posting!

Read every single molecule, good thread

 

[vqrbb]

botb

 

[fluoride1337]

botb

Agreed

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

botb

 

[IHeartVanillaCoke]

Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate ragebait tool to dismantle delusions and farm seethe on any forum. Whether some dude is flexing his "Chad™ experience" or posting his "totally real, not exaggerated" success story, this is your weapon of mass destruction .

---

🏗 THE BASICS: WHEN TO DEPLOY IT​

Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3.
Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"

Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan.
Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta"

Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine.
Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh"

---

🛠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES: CUSTOMIZING YOUR BURN​

To truly max out your ragebait, you gotta get creative . Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh:

Geographical Roasts​

• "Legends from the alleys of Dhaka"
• "Epic sagas from the outskirts of Karachi"
• "Ancient scriptures from the ruins of Kathmandu"
• "Manuscripts from the trenches of New Delhi"

Historical & Mythological Spins​

• "Vedic texts from the sewers of Varanasi"
• "Bhagavad Gita excerpts from the depths of Kolkata"
• "Hieroglyphics from the burial sites of Chennai"

Esoteric & Literary Approaches​

• "A Dostoevskian novella from the gutters of Islamabad"
• "A Lovecraftian horror tale from the crypts of Hyderabad"
• "A Shakespearean tragedy written in the streets of Bangalore"

---

HOW TO TRIGGER MAXIMUM SEETHE​

Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard .
Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation .
Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald .
Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:

• "Sir, this is a McDonald's."
• "You forgot to include dragons in your fairy tale."
• "I believe this story was written by J.R.R. Tolkien."

---

EXPERT MOVES: TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL​

THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook."

THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .

---

CONCLUSION: UNLEASH CHAOS RESPONSIBLY​

By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision . Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .

Good luck, and happy posting!

tales

 

[stufftodo]

DNR

1/10 ragebait

 

[Filler]

1337

 

[Jihadist Euro]

Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate ragebait tool to dismantle delusions and farm seethe on any forum. Whether some dude is flexing his "Chad™ experience" or posting his "totally real, not exaggerated" success story, this is your weapon of mass destruction .

---

🏗 THE BASICS: WHEN TO DEPLOY IT​

Scenario 1: A user posts an unbelievable story about pulling a 10/10 Stacy despite being 5’3” with a receding Norwood 3.
Response: "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"

Scenario 2: Someone claims to have been mogged by a literal demigod with 1% body fat and a 7’ wingspan.
Response: "Chronicles from the gutters of Calcutta"

Scenario 3: A user swears they got ID’d at 27 because of their skincare routine.
Response: "Fables from the darkest depths of Uttar Pradesh"

---

🛠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES: CUSTOMIZING YOUR BURN​

To truly max out your ragebait, you gotta get creative . Here are some variations to keep your insults fresh:

Geographical Roasts​

• "Legends from the alleys of Dhaka"
• "Epic sagas from the outskirts of Karachi"
• "Ancient scriptures from the ruins of Kathmandu"
• "Manuscripts from the trenches of New Delhi"

Historical & Mythological Spins​

• "Vedic texts from the sewers of Varanasi"
• "Bhagavad Gita excerpts from the depths of Kolkata"
• "Hieroglyphics from the burial sites of Chennai"

Esoteric & Literary Approaches​

• "A Dostoevskian novella from the gutters of Islamabad"
• "A Lovecraftian horror tale from the crypts of Hyderabad"
• "A Shakespearean tragedy written in the streets of Bangalore"

---

HOW TO TRIGGER MAXIMUM SEETHE​

Step 1: Pick a ragebait victim—preferably someone flexing way too hard .
Step 2: Drop a well-timed variation of the phrase without explanation .
Step 3: Sit back and watch them cope, seethe, and mald .
Step 4: Double down when they get defensive. Reply with:

• "Sir, this is a McDonald's."
• "You forgot to include dragons in your fairy tale."
• "I believe this story was written by J.R.R. Tolkien."

---

EXPERT MOVES: TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL​

THE BAIT & SWITCH: Quote their post and say "I remember reading this in my high school history textbook."

THE ONE-TWO PUNCH: Follow up with "Chapter 2: The Streets of Bangladesh" .

---

CONCLUSION: UNLEASH CHAOS RESPONSIBLY​

By now, you’re fully equipped to farm max rage and dismantle delusions with surgical precision . Just remember—with great power comes great responsibility. Use this wisely... or don’t. Either way, the seethe is guaranteed .

Good luck, and happy posting!

don’t forget about the classic “DNR”