How to ward off the Norwood Reaper

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First, you must light 3-4 candles. After the candles have been lit, ensure your room is pitch black. Cover up any blinds with blue-tac/tape.

Then repeat the phrase:

Hair above, stay where you are,
hold the line and grow afar.

Scalp be strong and follicles bold,
keep my hair thick, not thin, not old.

Minoxidil, dutasteride, finasteride near,
guard my hairline year by year.

This ritual must be done daily for it to be effective. Preferably at night, so you can gaslight your hair follicles while dreaming aswell.
 
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