how to white max without parents questioning

[StuffedFrog]

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[maxmendietta]

whitemaxx your parents first then they wont notice shit

 

[FatJattMofo]

brb using imagination since no information

 

[Deleted member 2846]

Yeah it’s not like they’re gonna know their Indian son magically has white skin when you walk into the kitchen for breakfast.

 

[LordNorwood]

Only way I can think of is to try and gradually do it over a couple years. You'd be surprised at what people can shrug off. I just saw a pic of me as a 12 year old and I was darker than I am now for whatever reason.

 

[CopeAndRope]

Just say you identify as a white privileged cisgender straight male.

 

[Fubarcel]

Is OP Indian? Indian parents are the last to care if you wanna whitemax. They'll praise you for it jfl or you could just pretend you got lighter from using sunscreen or something.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Only way I can think of is to try and gradually do it over a couple years. You'd be surprised at what people can shrug off. I just saw a pic of me as a 12 year old and I was darker than I am now for whatever reason.

I think the same thing happened to me jfl.

Yeah it’s not like they’re gonna know their Indian son magically has white skin when you walk into the kitchen for breakfast.

cope

Is OP Indian? Indian parents are the last to care if you wanna whitemax. They'll praise you for it jfl or you could just pretend you got lighter from using sunscreen or something.

this is probably true

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Brutal.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

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GUIDE
apply sunscreen +15spf 1x in the morning before school
apply 1-Methylhydantoin-2-Imide topically after prepared in warm to boiling water on face and neck 1x at morning and 1x at night
wear colored contacts, blue if you are middle eastern, green if you are curry
shave facial hair if you grow any
wear long sleeve clothing to prevent urself from getting a tan

I get attacked by my sister and mom now for doing this but its bc they are mad that they are more ethnic looking than me tbh

 

[LordNorwood]

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GUIDE
apply sunscreen +15spf 1x in the morning before school
apply 1-Methylhydantoin-2-Imide topically after prepared in warm to boiling water on face and neck 1x at morning and 1x at night
wear colored contacts, blue if you are middle eastern, green if you are curry
shave facial hair if you grow any
wear long sleeve clothing to prevent urself from getting a tan

I get attacked by my sister and mom now for doing this but its bc they are mad that they are more ethnic looking than me tbh

Impressive bro, I look very similar to your middle pic I might try this sometime later if I ever want to get paler

 

[FatJattMofo]

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GUIDE
apply sunscreen +15spf 1x in the morning before school
apply 1-Methylhydantoin-2-Imide topically after prepared in warm to boiling water on face and neck 1x at morning and 1x at night
wear colored contacts, blue if you are middle eastern, green if you are curry
shave facial hair if you grow any
wear long sleeve clothing to prevent urself from getting a tan

I get attacked by my sister and mom now for doing this but its bc they are mad that they are more ethnic looking than me tbh

why would you shave facial hair? just stubblemax nigga

 

[LordNorwood]

why would you shave facial hair? just stubblemax nigga

I get the not wanting to grow a terrorist beard aspect but I agree you gotta stubblemaxx. Going cleanshaven is much less of a whitemaxx than ethnics think it is imo and it almost always looks worse unless your facial hair is stringy and patchy.

 

[FatJattMofo]

I get the not wanting to grow a terrorist beard aspect but I agree you gotta stubblemaxx. Going cleanshaven is much less of a whitemaxx than ethnics think it is imo and it almost always looks worse unless your facial hair is stringy and patchy.

what does stringy facial hair mean?.
tbh yea. stubble is the best type of facial hair style. it halos everyone regardless of race.

 

[LordNorwood]

what does stringy facial hair mean?.
tbh yea. stubble is the best type of facial hair style. it halos everyone regardless of race.

Not thick, kinda sparse facial hair. I see it as different from patchy because for stringy the whole beard is thin looking. Think Asian facial hair.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Not thick, kinda sparse facial hair. I see it as different from patchy because for stringy the whole beard is thin looking. Think Asian facial hair.

ah yea. tbh either way its something to go for. even if you have to use castor oil for it

 

[LordNorwood]

ah yea. tbh either way its something to go for. even if you have to use castor oil for it

True, I also agree that stubble is the best look hands down

 

[FatJattMofo]

True, I also agree that stubble is the best look hands down

maybe not if prettyboy niche but for others yes.

Impressive bro, I look very similar to your middle pic I might try this sometime later if I ever want to get paler

afaik his guide is good to remove tan and brighten skin but tbh id say there is never a need to use long sleeves clothes like an emo girl.

 

[LordNorwood]

maybe not if prettyboy niche but for others yes.


afaik his guide is good to remove tan and brighten skin but tbh id say there is never a need to use long sleeves clothes like an emo girl.

Even for prettyboy niche it can work really well. Look at those pics of Chico with light stubble. Imo he looks better.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Even for prettyboy niche it can work really well. Look at those pics of Chico with light stubble. Imo he looks better.

tbh I dont agree . cuz while he still atracts jbss and is gl he is lessp prettboy.

 

[LordNorwood]

tbh I dont agree . cuz while he still atracts jbss and is gl he is lessp prettboy.

fair enough, difference of opinion I guess

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

maybe not if prettyboy niche but for others yes.


afaik his guide is good to remove tan and brighten skin but tbh id say there is never a need to use long sleeves clothes like an emo girl.

what's wrong with looking like a little emo with long sleeved shirts?

I look worse with facial hair and I can grow thick if I wanted to

 

[FatJattMofo]

what's wrong with looking like a little emo with long sleeved shirts?

I look worse with facial hair and I can grow thick if I wanted to

well thats an issue with your other features then.
bruh emo girl look is the worst yknow. also arm tans are something no one should be concerned about

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

well thats an issue with your other features then.
bruh emo girl look is the worst yknow. also arm tans are something no one should be concerned about

Huh?

It's just clothes bro

 

[FatJattMofo]

Huh?

It's just clothes bro

i hate long sleeve. its preference

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

i hate long sleeve. its preference

So if I start wearing short sleeves will my oneitis date me?

 

[FatJattMofo]

So if I start wearing short sleeves will my oneitis date me?

jfl. yes bro. nah. tbh.id recomend domaxxing

 

[john_cope]

delusional hindu shitskin cope​

 

[Deleted member 3381]

who cares. they might care if you get something obvious like plastic surgery but won't notice your skin they don't care about you that much

 

[Fubarcel]

they don't care about you that much

Brutal

 

[Lv1982]

View attachment 179056

GUIDE
apply sunscreen +15spf 1x in the morning before school
apply 1-Methylhydantoin-2-Imide topically after prepared in warm to boiling water on face and neck 1x at morning and 1x at night
wear colored contacts, blue if you are middle eastern, green if you are curry
shave facial hair if you grow any
wear long sleeve clothing to prevent urself from getting a tan

I get attacked by my sister and mom now for doing this but its bc they are mad that they are more ethnic looking than me tbh

Wouldn't growing a beard make you look MORE White/Caucasian since Blacks and Asians can't grow thick beards like Caucasians.

Wouldn't growing a beard make you look MORE White/Caucasian since Blacks and Asians can't grow thick beards like Caucasians?

 

[Alexanderr]

Only way I can think of is to try and gradually do it over a couple years. You'd be surprised at what people can shrug off. I just saw a pic of me as a 12 year old and I was darker than I am now for whatever reason.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

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GUIDE
apply sunscreen +15spf 1x in the morning before school
apply 1-Methylhydantoin-2-Imide topically after prepared in warm to boiling water on face and neck 1x at morning and 1x at night
wear colored contacts, blue if you are middle eastern, green if you are curry
shave facial hair if you grow any
wear long sleeve clothing to prevent urself from getting a tan

I get attacked by my sister and mom now for doing this but its bc they are mad that they are more ethnic looking than me tbh

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