How to win and dominate a fight srs

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Alright boyos so I'm in a pretty bad position. I just found out that a guy, one year younger and two inches taller than me wants to fight me bc of some random bs drama. Bad thing is that I have no previous fighting experience and I'm skinny af. Any tips on how to not only win the fight but humiliate him srs
 
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Npcdoomer said:
Alright boyos so I'm in a pretty bad position. I just found out that a guy, one year younger and two inches taller than me wants to fight me bc of some random bs drama. Bad thing is that I have no previous fighting experience and I'm skinny af. Any tips on how to not only win the fight but humiliate him srs
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stab his face
Over
 
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Just hire @Gorilla as your bodyguard
 
Buy a mouth guard, use that during the fight (it helps). Fight him and don't be a pussy, watch a few vids and practice a little.
Make sure to bring some friends with you in case he kicks you while you're down or anything like that.

I fought my hs bully on graduation day in a boxing match after he beat up one of my friends lol (true story)
 
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unironically just kick him hard in the balls, and then punch him as hard as u want. its worked for me quite a few times
 
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MogsMe said:
Buy a mouth guard, use that during the fight (it helps). Fight him and don't be a pussy, watch a few vids and practice a little.
Make sure to bring some friends with you in case he kicks you while you're down or anything like that.

I fought my hs bully on graduation day in a boxing match after he beat up one of my friends lol (true story)
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Can i use a retainer instead cant buy a mouth guard srs
 
if both of u cant fight start swingin wild as fuck
people who try to box without any knowledge usually loose because they are too stiff
 
since its a street fight and I guess you all both cant fight, just go at him swinging wildly and hope you hit him good before he hits you
 
Vidyacoper said:
unironically just kick him hard in the balls, and then punch him as hard as u want. its worked for me quite a few times
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watch some bas rutten bar fighting vids lol
 
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Dont do it op,fighting and getting punched is a looksmin if you are not st.blackops tier
 
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Op,let one of your friends call the cop before the match start so you dont pass as a pussy and your face doesn t become a pussy
 
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Npcdoomer said:
Alright boyos so I'm in a pretty bad position. I just found out that a guy, one year younger and two inches taller than me wants to fight me bc of some random bs drama. Bad thing is that I have no previous fighting experience and I'm skinny af. Any tips on how to not only win the fight but humiliate him srs
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Try and learn boxing if you can, sign up to a place or something. If not bring a weapon or friends
 
You'll probably lose due to no previous fighting experience, but what you can do is be very aggressive from the start. That might scare him, and let you get the better of him.
 
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BigBiceps said:
You'll probably lose due to no previous fighting experience, but what you can do is be very aggressive from the start. That might scare him, and let you get the better of him.
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This is very true, I've never lost a fight and I've nearly gotten into fights with guys half a foot taller than me but they've always backed down due to fear and intimidation jfl
 
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Just get your face punched in and risk losing PSL points theory.

I hope this guy destroys OPs nose sideways and shatters one of his orbital rims leaving him with permanent disfiguring damage lmao
 
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Oblique kick him like Jon Jones


If you kick him on the right spot and fully hyperextend his knee, its probably gonna bother his knee for the rest of his life
 
Where do you live
Il beat him up for you

The key is to use your jab, control the distance, use your physical advantages ie reach, outbox him and look to either land a big right hand or left hook or take him to the ground, lock him down, get some ground and pound in, and try to choke him out
 
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Aim for the eyes, temples and adams apple, the last 2 can be fatal but seeing as you have no prior fighting experience that shouldn't be a problem for you
 
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Aim for the eyes, temples and adams apple, the last 2 can be fatal but seeing as you have no prior fighting experience that shouldn't be a problem for you
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And If he doesn t have an Adam Apple?
Ex.i dont have one
 
OverAscension said:
And If he doesn t have an Adam Apple?
Ex.i dont have one
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Doesn't matter just punch that area as hard as you can, if you can aim for the liver, one of the most painful places to get hit
 
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Doesn't matter just punch that area as hard as you can, if you can aim for the liver, one of the most painful places to get hit
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Now on you are my master,hairy-dono
 
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Doesn't matter just punch that area as hard as you can, if you can aim for the liver, one of the most painful places to get hit
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I got hit clean on the liver with 14oz gloves by a 200lb man in sparring and it hurt so bad the pain lasted 3 weeks
 
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If you really don't know shit about fighting or have never been in one do what I did my first time. Get close to them and star talking mad shit, and in the middle of a sentence, without change tone or anything, punch him in the face, and then while he is trying to recoup and get in a fighting stance, push him/put him in a hold to get him on the gorund. Ground pound him until your homies get you off of him. No mercy.
 
Unleash the element of surprise! Shoot the motherfucker in his leg, then finish him off if you will it.


Or just stay home and do that in a videogame...
 
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cocaine, you will probably bite their ear off though
 
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I got hit clean on the liver with 14oz gloves by a 200lb man in sparring and it hurt so bad the pain lasted 3 weeks
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fuaark i literally felt a tingle down my spine, I can't even imagine the pain, OP this is testimony to the effectiveness of a liver shot
 
Elias said:
I got hit clean on the liver with 14oz gloves by a 200lb man in sparring and it hurt so bad the pain lasted 3 weeks
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Do you have an harder Liver now?
 
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get cycle helmet
get baseball batt

over tbh
 
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