How to Win any Fight BOTB

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As you know if your reading this odds are your 99.9999% an incel and will probably not get in a fight be just in case heres a guide

1. football tackle

Make sure to grab BOTH legs and run forward
If they punch block with your forearms and try to run forward most ppl wont know what to do when someone isnt punching but trying to tackle them.

2. If your on top of the you should win the fight 99% of the time just rain down punches at there nose and eyes try to give a free bone smashing appointment.

@truthhurts @gigell @WhoTookVendetta @USAwhitecel @CoreSchizo
 
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3. Gun
 
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As you know if your reading this odds are your 99.9999% an incel and will probably not get in a fight be just in case heres a guide

1. football tackle

Make sure to grab BOTH legs and run forward
If they punch block with your forearms and try to run forward most ppl wont know what to do when someone isnt punching but trying to tackle them.

2. If your on top of the you should win the fight 99% of the time just rain down punches at there nose and eyes try to give a free bone smashing appointment.

@truthhurts @gigell @WhoTookVendetta @USAwhitecel @CoreSchizo
Im always looking for peace. No point in fighting :feelswhat::feelsokman:
 
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I want a reason to get into a fight
 
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step 1: see red and go bessrk mode
 
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As you know if your reading this odds are your 99.9999% an incel and will probably not get in a fight be just in case heres a guide

1. football tackle

Make sure to grab BOTH legs and run forward
If they punch block with your forearms and try to run forward most ppl wont know what to do when someone isnt punching but trying to tackle them.

2. If your on top of the you should win the fight 99% of the time just rain down punches at there nose and eyes try to give a free bone smashing appointment.

@truthhurts @gigell @WhoTookVendetta @USAwhitecel @CoreSchizo
This is true, tackling is how you beat people up, even works for people bigger than you (until a point).
Not all of us live in free countries sadly
Im always looking for peace. No point in fighting :feelswhat::feelsokman:
:chad:
 
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Thats too shallow but true
Or just bump into them and let them make a big deal, even funnier this way, and it’s someone who actually deserves it
 
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German state + English or Spanish + noradrenaline + adrenaline
 
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Or just bump into them and let them make a big deal, even funnier this way, and it’s someone who actually deserves it
I am a low t cuck who would bow down in submissiveness sadly
 
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are you physically stronger thwn them cuz if so then if ur scared ur low T
I doubt im stronger but i do think i could beat their asses just out of my hate of them
 
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Because of my size I just take a few hits and get close enough to grab onto them after that I pretty much win.
 
step 2: put on badass phonk and activate noradrenaline
Do the Strickland method and just get drunk before a fight and still win.

 

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