How woukd you react if you found out you were 100% jewish?

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What would your reaction be of your whole life you thought you were European/white just to find out your 100% jewish?
 
i wouldnt care
 
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What would your reaction be of your whole life you thought you were European/white just to find out your 100% jewish?
Most Jews are predominantly (Southern) European though. Nobody is 100% of anything.
 
What would your reaction be of your whole life you thought you were European/white just to find out your 100% jewish?
I would go up to women and tell them i was promised their vagina 3000 years ago, and if they say no i will claim they were sexually harassing me
 
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What would your reaction be of your whole life you thought you were European/white just to find out your 100% jewish?
I would get up and start doing that Soviet Jew dance you always see them do. Then I'd excitedly tell everyone I know. Call up all my old Jewish friends and talk their ear off about it.

And last but not least I'd contact the Israeli embassy here in the States and get the ball rolling on obtaining my Israeli citizenship. Too old for the IDF but if I were single that would probably also be up in the air.

I'd go nuts dude. I'd probably start learning both Hebrew and Yiddish.
 
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i would go to israel
 
I would get up and start doing that Soviet Jew dance you always see them do. Then I'd excitedly tell everyone I know. Call up all my old Jewish friends and talk their ear off about it.

And last but not least I'd contact the Israeli embassy here in the States and get the ball rolling on obtaining my Israeli citizenship. Too old for the IDF but if I were single that would probably also be up in the air.

I'd go nuts dude. I'd probably start learning both Hebrew and Yiddish.
You can already do most of those things
 
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Lol wouldn't care that much im already Jewish maybe i would have acces to the Main computer controlling the world tho , have more acces to the world would be geniuenly cool ngl
 

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