How would Marlon Brando fo in 2024?

[Jason Voorhees]

Also considered to be the first real sex symbol in hollywood. Famous for being a part of many iconic films. He had insane clout for his looks. Women would stand in lines for hours to catch one glimpse of him. How would he do in the dating market in 2024 with all the hypergamy and ridiculous standards that women have now

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@NZb6Air @TechnoBoss @Akhi @ChadL1te @Sprinkles

 

[NZb6Air]

he would have a lot of sex with a lot of women

 

[Deleted member 91545]

i mog him

 

[Deleted member 22888]

 

[Rhino LeFort]

Not nearly as high up on the food chain as he was back then

 

[Deleted member 24554]

Not nearly as high up on the food chain as he was back then

How do we deal with their ridiculous standards @Jason Voorhees

 

[greycel]

Hollywood's ideals keep on changing
He won't fit in with today's standards.

Could he fit in?
Unfortunately no, due to his lack of strikingness.

He'd still have way better appeal than the average joe.

 

[Rhino LeFort]

How do we deal with their ridiculous standards

Not saying Brando’s ugly but just like @greycel said he’s not very striking. He mostly was a sex symbol just bc he had big arms and wore a t shirt in a movie at a time where t shirts were seen as scandalous

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Not saying Brando’s ugly but just like @greycel said he’s not very striking. He mostly was a sex symbol just bc he had big arms and wore a t shirt in a movie at a time where t shirts were seen as scandalous

T shirts were seen as scandalous?? People wear it all the time

 

[Rhino LeFort]

T shirts were seen as scandalous?? People wear it all the time

Yeah they do now. Not in the 1950s. Look up Marlon Brando’s affect on t shirts

 

[uksucks]

Paul Newman mogged

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Bump

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Not saying Brando’s ugly but just like @greycel said he’s not very striking. He mostly was a sex symbol just bc he had big arms and wore a t shirt in a movie at a time where t shirts were seen as scandalous

What about James dean, Gardner McKay, Paul Newman, Clint Walker, Roger Moore. They would do bad too?

 

[Akhi]

hes consistently rated very high on rating subs from women, even young ones

he has that timeless golden age hollywood face, he‘d do great and still be a sex symbol imo

 

[Daddy's Home]

He today would probably have Jacob Elordi's type of appeal (except Jacob is fucking 6'4..)

 

[cytoplasm]

Not nearly as high up on the food chain as he was back then

Give me a fucking break man. This is a sex sybmol nowadays, but brando wouldnt be lmao

 

[Gonthar]

Girls would probably be like: "Hey...wait...do I know you, weren't you like in that old movie or something?".

 

[try2beme]

Not saying Brando’s ugly but just like @greycel said he’s not very striking. He mostly was a sex symbol just bc he had big arms and wore a t shirt in a movie at a time where t shirts were seen as scandalous

I understand wym cause hes a classic hollywood actor but still no. He is striking

 

[Deleted member 89153]

Brando and Delon will slay in any era.

 

[baerr]

Hes extremely gl, he’d perform better than 99% of men anyways so doesn’t really matter

 

[Alt Number 3]

he would be in call of duty black ops 6 lobby

 

[ChadL1te]

He would thrive IMO maybe not with JBs but with 25+ especially women in their 30s he would have a slayfest

 

[Rhino LeFort]

What about James dean, Gardner McKay, Paul Newman, Clint Walker, Roger Moore. They would do bad too?

Idk what they look like so idk. I also don’t care

 

[ElTruecel]

he would have a lot of sex with a lot of women

Wasn’t he also a closet sodomite

 

[NZb6Air]

Wasn’t he also a closet sodomite

he was bi and not closeted at all lol, his fav sex partner was wally cox, a guy

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Paul Newman mogged

 

[ddbstp]

Also considered to be the first real sex symbol in hollywood. Famous for being a part of many iconic films. He had insane clout for his looks. Women would stand in lines for hours to catch one glimpse of him. How would he do in the dating market in 2024 with all the hypergamy and ridiculous standards that women have now


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he would slay crazy but he fagot