How would you even protect yourself against a dog

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Are humans even the apex predators? Like a human can't stand a chance against a tiger obviously if unarmed.

But something simpler like a dog, how do you even fight against it, like instead of scaring it away what if you were to fight it, how do you handle that in a natural way

If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck, will bite your hands if you try to grab it etc

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What would rira do
 
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You’d use your brain. Rira is a faggot
 
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Are humans even the apex predators? Like a human can't stand a chance against a tiger obviously if unarmed.

But something simpler like a dog, how do you even fight against it, like instead of scaring it away what if you were to fight it, how do you handle that in a natural way

If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck, will bite your hands if you try to grab it etc

@CHRIST_764 @IAMNOTANINCEL
Eat it


 
I'd use my gun. I'm smarter than a dog and can use a gun so that's still natural enough
 
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Grab the tail and throw it like a ball
 
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I'd kill the dog
Human life over animal life any day, especially if the animal is a mutt
 
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Choke it really hard and throw it around
Not that hard i've done it
 
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Stomp that shit dead
 
Only works against small weak dogs
Nah he was inbetween medium and large
If you're not a child or turbo manlet (even then) you should be fine.

Even animals larger than us are disabled compared to us, imagine those smaller than us.
You're forgetting a huge part of natural fighting involves taking your distance
 
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Nah he was inbetween medium and large
If you're not a child or turbo manlet (even then) you should be fine.

Even animals larger than us are disabled compared to us, imagine those smaller than us.
You're forgetting a huge part of natural fighting involves taking your distance
How r u gonna choke this? It'll just bite the hand

Even then how are you gonna throw it around its just gonna come back at you and jump at u

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I kicked the dog on the face when I was 10 and this happened
 
Are humans even the apex predators? Like a human can't stand a chance against a tiger obviously if unarmed.

But something simpler like a dog, how do you even fight against it, like instead of scaring it away what if you were to fight it, how do you handle that in a natural way

If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck, will bite your hands if you try to grab it etc

@CHRIST_764 @IAMNOTANINCEL
Well we're the apex because intellect not brute force, in fact we were long distance runners to catch food.

We invented weapons that could kill any animal 100 times over before it knows what even happened, pretty terrifying really
 
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How r u gonna choke this? It'll just bite the hand

Even then how are you gonna throw it around its just gonna come back at you and jump at u

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they cant turn their head back that far. you have to aim really intentionally and hold on hard. other spots are also effective. its about pain to the point of shock
you cant throw a big ass dog like that around ye but you can still win no problem
 
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kick it in the head cuz i’m so tuff
 
choke
 
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in fact we were long distance runners to catch food.
no? retard
you cant outrun a 4 legged animal. all your knowledge of nature comes from fiction
 
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no? retard
you cant outrun a 4 legged animal. all your knowledge of nature comes from fiction
Lol brother :forcedsmile:
Humans chased prey until it collapsed from exhaustion, the prey wasnt chasing us. The animals were faster at first but we just followed them until they had to rest.

I'm pretty sure the fictional view is that we were always having big head on head fights with prey :forcedsmile:
 
Lol brother :forcedsmile:
Humans chased prey until it collapsed from exhaustion, the prey wasnt chasing us. The animals were faster at first but we just followed them until they had to rest.

I'm pretty sure the fictional view is that we were always having big head on head fights with prey :forcedsmile:
Nigga humans can run long distance, animals cant

But when it comes to short distance, you got no chance to outrun
 
Lol brother :forcedsmile:
Humans chased prey until it collapsed from exhaustion, the prey wasnt chasing us. The animals were faster at first but we just followed them until they had to rest.

I'm pretty sure the fictional view is that we were always having big head on head fights with prey :forcedsmile:
YOU would collapse from exhaustion way before they did because they're built for running and you're not
we use traps, circling and cornering, throwing...
 
Are humans even the apex predators? Like a human can't stand a chance against a tiger obviously if unarmed.

But something simpler like a dog, how do you even fight against it, like instead of scaring it away what if you were to fight it, how do you handle that in a natural way

If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck, will bite your hands if you try to grab it etc

@CHRIST_764 @IAMNOTANINCEL
humans dominate the world due to our intelligence


as for the dog i would throw something at it
 
If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck
Who the fuck tries biting back, I know you would do it but your narrow palate and crooked teeth wouldn't help asdvek.

Just kick it and stomp on it, anything that reaches under your knees
 
Are humans even the apex predators? Like a human can't stand a chance against a tiger obviously if unarmed.

But something simpler like a dog, how do you even fight against it, like instead of scaring it away what if you were to fight it, how do you handle that in a natural way

If you go for a bite, it might bite your neck, will bite your hands if you try to grab it etc

@CHRIST_764 @IAMNOTANINCEL
Dude its a dog brother
FOr smaller dosg just let them grab you and pummel them you should be 3x a 20kg dogs weight

For bigger dogs its more hard but ive faced them using objects is the best try to block it
Bigger dogs from experience dont try to hold their bites as much but try to go for the neck
Never got into a situation where Id have to choke it but thats prob the best answer
 
YOU would collapse from exhaustion way before they did because they're built for running and you're not
we use traps, circling and cornering, throwing...
It might be over for your iq buddy.

Persistence hunting was a key method, especially for early Homo erectus and later humans. This involved tracking prey over long distances until the animal collapsed from exhaustion, leveraging humans' superior endurance and thermoregulation. Evidence from sites like Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania shows that humans were systematically hunting large animals such as antelopes, wildebeest, and gazelles at least 2 million years ago, selecting prime adults—indicating active hunting rather than scavenging.
 
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It might be over for your iq buddy.

Persistence hunting was a key method, especially for early Homo erectus and later humans. This involved tracking prey over long distances until the animal collapsed from exhaustion, leveraging humans' superior endurance and thermoregulation. Evidence from sites like Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania shows that humans were systematically hunting large animals such as antelopes, wildebeest, and gazelles at least 2 million years ago, selecting prime adults—indicating active hunting rather than scavenging.
AI generated
 
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Ive had exprience with dogs like these
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It might be over for your iq buddy.

Persistence hunting was a key method, especially for early Homo erectus and later humans. This involved tracking prey over long distances until the animal collapsed from exhaustion, leveraging humans' superior endurance and thermoregulation. Evidence from sites like Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania shows that humans were systematically hunting large animals such as antelopes, wildebeest, and gazelles at least 2 million years ago, selecting prime adults—indicating active hunting rather than scavenging.
It works because humans can cool themselves in Africa
Shedding heat is death tier in Ice Age europe which is why proto-europeans got dogs and used ambush tactics
 
It works because humans can cool themselves in Africa
Shedding heat is death tier in Ice Age europe which is why proto-europeans got dogs and used ambush tactics
You dont see persistance hunting even in west Africa simply because its much more wooded so ambushing is more practical
 
You dont see persistance hunting even in west Africa simply because its much more wooded so ambushing is more practical
I never claimed it was the only form of hunting, but people claiming persistence hunting is nonsense and impossible are wrong
 
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That depends on the type of dog you're dealing with
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It might be over for your iq buddy.

Persistence hunting was a key method, especially for early Homo erectus and later humans. This involved tracking prey over long distances until the animal collapsed from exhaustion, leveraging humans' superior endurance and thermoregulation. Evidence from sites like Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania shows that humans were systematically hunting large animals such as antelopes, wildebeest, and gazelles at least 2 million years ago, selecting prime adults—indicating active hunting rather than scavenging.
first part before period talks about your imaginary tales about slow humans running after 4 legged animals. second part has nothing to do with that and just says they hunted without saying how
you dont even read your chatgpt slop before pasting it?
 
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sacrifice one arm and use it to pin to the ground and put a knee on its neck, ive seen my granma do it, trust
 

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