How you can utilize a pocket pussy to get a somewhat realistic experience

[Wallenberg]

You need a pocket pussy (preferably not too large in diameter), a helpful friend (preferably long haired).

You shove the pocket pussy into his ass. You can fist the asshole before to make it loose enough to accommodate the pocket pussy. Then you can do doggy and pull your friends hair while fucking the pocket pussy that is in your friend's ass. Long hair makes it feel more like a woman. Doggy has the advantage of you not seeing your friends manly face. You might wonder if it's gay, but it's not, since you aren't fucking his asshole, you are fucking the pocket pussy.

You can return the favor by switching roles.

@Gonthar @thecel @badg96 @enchanted_elixir @Solar @Htobrother

 

[Solar]

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Okay sure, a potentially lucrative idea....



BUT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FRIEND WOULD AGREE TO THIS? THE ONLY PEOPLE WILLING TO TEST THIS OUT WOULD BE USERS ON THIS SITE OR SOME BBC SUBREDDIT

 

[Wallenberg]

Okay sure, a potentially lucrative idea....



BUT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FRIEND WOULD AGREE TO THIS? THE ONLY PEOPLE WILLING TO TEST THIS OUT WOULD BE USERS ON THIS SITE OR SOME BBC SUBREDDIT

Heterosexual incels. You can tell your friend you return the favor to make it more tempting

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Heterosexual incels. You can tell your friend you return the favor to make it more tempting

Just be NT theory

 

[Wallenberg]

@the BULL thoughts about the idea @HarrierDuBois

 

[HarrierDuBois]

@the BULL thoughts about the idea @HarrierDuBois

 

[Wallenberg]

@TRUE_CEL @FailedNormieManlet

 

[Gengar]

@TRUE_CEL @FailedNormieManlet

 

[Wallenberg]

Elab

 

[Gengar]

Elab

Eh no need.

 

[Wallenberg]

Eh no need.

Do you own a pocket pussy? You are a coomer

 

[ihatereddit]

highest IQ thread I have ever seen

 

[disillusioned]

Never mind

 

[Gengar]

Do you own a pocket pussy? You are a coomer

Nope. That’s pathetic dude. Pretending is so cringe. I find sexual roleplays just as cringe because of this. Either get the real deal or don’t.

 

[Wallenberg]

Never mind

The one you linked doesn't even look like a pussy. What's the kick?

 

[Wallenberg]

Nope. That’s pathetic dude. Pretending is so cringe. I find sexual roleplays just as cringe because of this. Either get the real deal or don’t.

When you coom you pretend to have sex

 

[Gengar]

When you coom you pretend to have sex

No I don’t. Pseudo science. I know I’m masturbating. I don’t wanna pretend I am doing anything other than that. It’s pathetic.

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Only problem is the pocket pussy would never fit into an asshole

 

[Wallenberg]

Only problem is the pocket pussy would never fit into an asshole

Are they so big?

 

[disillusioned]

The one you linked doesn't even look like a pussy. What's the kick?

It's an automated stroker/milker that rides your dick while milking it at the same time. It's the latest generation milker technology (Venus 2000 is the traditional/most popular one but it's really outdated). It's expensive but easily worth it if you're a rotting perma-incel like 90% of this forum.

Here is a short video of some dude using it (just ignore the fact there's a creepy dude with a furry suit sitting next to him it's not relevant):

EDIT: Tbh' this is probably the worst advertisement ever but whatever I don't really care. Couldn't really be bothered to find other videos. You can probably just browse their twitter page for more if you care.

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Are they so big?

Well you have to consider they need To be soft which takes up space and a Dick has to fit inside it too. So its gonna be like 2x the girth of s normal Dick

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Are they so big?

 

[_MVP_]

Aha. Just use a wig for Long hair

 

[Wallenberg]

Aha. Just use a wig for Long hair

Are pocket pussies allowed in the ward?

 

[Acne Victim]

It's an automated stroker/milker that rides your dick while milking it at the same time. It's the latest generation milker technology (Venus 2000 is the traditional/most popular one but it's really outdated). It's expensive but easily worth it if you're a rotting perma-incel like 90% of this forum.

Here is a short video of some dude using it (just ignore the fact there's a creepy dude with a furry suit sitting next to him it's not relevant):

EDIT: Tbh' this is probably the worst advertisement ever but whatever I don't really care. Couldn't really be bothered to find other videos. You can probably just browse their twitter page for more if you care.

Nigga what the actual fuck is this schizo shit

Why is the guy using it tied up? Wtf am I seeing at my screen

 

[Wallenberg]

Nigga what the actual fuck is this schizo shit

Why is the guy using it tied up? Wtf am I seeing at my screen

Did you check the video? Looks interesting

 

[n0rthface]

It's an automated stroker/milker that rides your dick while milking it at the same time. It's the latest generation milker technology (Venus 2000 is the traditional/most popular one but it's really outdated). It's expensive but easily worth it if you're a rotting perma-incel like 90% of this forum.

Here is a short video of some dude using it (just ignore the fact there's a creepy dude with a furry suit sitting next to him it's not relevant):

EDIT: Tbh' this is probably the worst advertisement ever but whatever I don't really care. Couldn't really be bothered to find other videos. You can probably just browse their twitter page for more if you care.

Bros got the automatic stroke milker 2000

 

[Acne Victim]

Did you check the video? Looks interesting

How is that interesting dude? The only thing I see is torture

Hopefully I won’t need one of those when im an oldcel

 

[Wallenberg]

How is that interesting dude? The only thing I see is torture

Hopefully I won’t need one of those when im an oldcel

That machine is probably better than real pussy

 

[disillusioned]

Nigga what the actual fuck is this schizo shit

Why is the guy using it tied up? Wtf am I seeing at my screen

The future.

I jerked off with it about 30 min ago btw. Shit felt good as well.

 

[BongMog]

Just college dorm activites

 

[Deleted member 22924]

No friends with long fair its over