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So I arrived in town around half 6 to get my drinks (buckfast and quarter bottle of vodka) and to get my fags (cigarettes for the uncultured :feelshah:)
So then got drinks, downed half of the vodka, basically all the buckfast and half the darts. when I got on the bus I felt extremely sick and drunk and had to sit at the front wit a bag incase I vommited (sad 😢) I didn't in the end though. :love:

I got there and I barely convinced the bouncers to let me in, within two minutes I fell over some guy because I was stumbling all over the place but I was grand in the end. I was wit my friends for a while smoking and vaping, then my gf texted me "where are you?" I sent some reply like "i ww dafef abvgve hr" and went looking for her. I went up the stairs and found her, her friend and her boyfriend. We all went downstairs together to find seats, she got on top of me (one leg to each side :feelshah:) and we talked, cuddled and made out for a solid hour. She started riding tha shi, like I was moving her hips up an down and she was rocking back and forward. Then I went off to find my friends again to get a bit more vodka and smoke.

So I was off again, in search of JB poon :y'all: I found her once again upstairs, she was against one of the "kissing walls" where ones make out in the dark (wink wink) talking to her friend and her bf. I come over an chat a bit, then I put my arms around her waist and hold her while talking wit her :love: Then we started making out again, but this time it got aggresive :what: I started squeezing dat ass and rubbing my shlong around her thighs. She let off soft moans every once in a while, she would break off sometimes and whisper stuff in my ear like "keep going"or "I love this". I started kissing her neck, then she grabbed my hand an placed it over her titties ;) I started kinda fondeling them and go back to making out. Then it gets even more heated, I start humping her against the wall and pick her up slightly. Then, I build up courage and slip two fingers (if you know what I mean) and because it was dark asf, her friend didn't know (this is kinda a common thing to do btw around here). I started like rubbing it and she drove her mouth right into my shoulder, trying to muffle her moans :what: I finish the job, an my fingers are very moist so i js wipe them on my jeans :forcedsmile:

So then at the end, we go to the dance floor and a nice christmas song comes on, and we dance romantically, like she places her head on my shoulder, my hands on her waist and we js twirl around. Then it ended, we snapped a pic together then I left for my bus. Damn it was a good night, but my balls are extremely sore now; I now know what blue balls feels like :hnghn:

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@BimaxLaser @delonisliterallyme @Carbine @ey88 @not__cel
 
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TL;DR?
 
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Reading this thread infuriated me, but good for you I guess
 
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Tagging known irishcels: @6ft4 @Nirvana
 
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Kys chad
 
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great :feelswhy: job:feelswhy:man:feelswhy:im:feelswhy:so:feelswhy:happy:feelswhy:for:feelswhy:you
 
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TLDR: I got drunk, was fine, made out wit my girl, made out wit her again, slipped the fingers in her, danced wit her romantically
 
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So I arrived in town around half 6 to get my drinks (buckfast and quarter bottle of vodka) and to get my fags (cigarettes for the uncultured :feelshah:)
So then got drinks, downed half of the vodka, basically all the buckfast and half the darts. when I got on the bus I felt extremely sick and drunk and had to sit at the front wit a bag incase I vommited (sad 😢) I didn't in the end though. :love:

I got there and I barely convinced the bouncers to let me in, within two minutes I fell over some guy because I was stumbling all over the place but I was grand in the end. I was wit my friends for a while smoking and vaping, then my gf texted me "where are you?" I sent some reply like "i ww dafef abvgve hr" and went looking for her. I went up the stairs and found her, her friend and her boyfriend. We all went downstairs together to find seats, she got on top of me (one leg to each side :feelshah:) and we talked, cuddled and made out for a solid hour. She started riding tha shi, like I was moving her hips up an down and she was rocking back and forward. Then I went off to find my friends again to get a bit more vodka and smoke.

So I was off again, in search of JB poon :y'all: I found her once again upstairs, she was against one of the "kissing walls" where ones make out in the dark (wink wink) talking to her friend and her bf. I come over an chat a bit, then I put my arms around her waist and hold her while talking wit her :love: Then we started making out again, but this time it got aggresive :what: I started squeezing dat ass and rubbing my shlong around her thighs. She let off soft moans every once in a while, she would break off sometimes and whisper stuff in my ear like "keep going"or "I love this". I started kissing her neck, then she grabbed my hand an placed it over her titties ;) I started kinda fondeling them and go back to making out. Then it gets even more heated, I start humping her against the wall and pick her up slightly. Then, I build up courage and slip two fingers (if you know what I mean) and because it was dark asf, her friend didn't know (this is kinda a common thing to do btw around here). I started like rubbing it and she drove her mouth right into my shoulder, trying to muffle her moans :what: I finish the job, an my fingers are very moist so i js wipe them on my jeans :forcedsmile:

So then at the end, we go to the dance floor and a nice christmas song comes on, and we dance romantically, like she places her head on my shoulder, my hands on her waist and we js twirl around. Then it ended, we snapped a pic together then I left for my bus. Damn it was a good night, but my balls are extremely sore now; I now know what blue balls feels like :hnghn:

Please make sure to read it all!

@BimaxLaser @delonisliterallyme @Carbine @ey88 @not__cel
Mirin if real bhai. Hopefully this will be me soon.

How did they let you in tho aren't you like 15?
 
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Mirin if real bhai. Hopefully this will be me soon.

How did they let you in tho aren't you like 15?
discos are for u18s
js they don't care about drinking/smoking in these places
 
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you got me fucked up if you think i’m reading all that
 
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DNR :)
 
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slipping away from your gf to go slay another foid :feelswah: good job im happy for you
 
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So I arrived in town around half 6 to get my drinks (buckfast and quarter bottle of vodka) and to get my fags (cigarettes for the uncultured :feelshah:)
So then got drinks, downed half of the vodka, basically all the buckfast and half the darts. when I got on the bus I felt extremely sick and drunk and had to sit at the front wit a bag incase I vommited (sad 😢) I didn't in the end though. :love:

I got there and I barely convinced the bouncers to let me in, within two minutes I fell over some guy because I was stumbling all over the place but I was grand in the end. I was wit my friends for a while smoking and vaping, then my gf texted me "where are you?" I sent some reply like "i ww dafef abvgve hr" and went looking for her. I went up the stairs and found her, her friend and her boyfriend. We all went downstairs together to find seats, she got on top of me (one leg to each side :feelshah:) and we talked, cuddled and made out for a solid hour. She started riding tha shi, like I was moving her hips up an down and she was rocking back and forward. Then I went off to find my friends again to get a bit more vodka and smoke.

So I was off again, in search of JB poon :y'all: I found her once again upstairs, she was against one of the "kissing walls" where ones make out in the dark (wink wink) talking to her friend and her bf. I come over an chat a bit, then I put my arms around her waist and hold her while talking wit her :love: Then we started making out again, but this time it got aggresive :what: I started squeezing dat ass and rubbing my shlong around her thighs. She let off soft moans every once in a while, she would break off sometimes and whisper stuff in my ear like "keep going"or "I love this". I started kissing her neck, then she grabbed my hand an placed it over her titties ;) I started kinda fondeling them and go back to making out. Then it gets even more heated, I start humping her against the wall and pick her up slightly. Then, I build up courage and slip two fingers (if you know what I mean) and because it was dark asf, her friend didn't know (this is kinda a common thing to do btw around here). I started like rubbing it and she drove her mouth right into my shoulder, trying to muffle her moans :what: I finish the job, an my fingers are very moist so i js wipe them on my jeans :forcedsmile:

So then at the end, we go to the dance floor and a nice christmas song comes on, and we dance romantically, like she places her head on my shoulder, my hands on her waist and we js twirl around. Then it ended, we snapped a pic together then I left for my bus. Damn it was a good night, but my balls are extremely sore now; I now know what blue balls feels like :hnghn:

Please make sure to read it all!

@BimaxLaser @delonisliterallyme @Carbine @ey88 @not__cel
holy fuck

chad life
 
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Mirin lad
 
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So I arrived in town around half 6 to get my drinks (buckfast and quarter bottle of vodka) and to get my fags (cigarettes for the uncultured :feelshah:)
So then got drinks, downed half of the vodka, basically all the buckfast and half the darts. when I got on the bus I felt extremely sick and drunk and had to sit at the front wit a bag incase I vommited (sad 😢) I didn't in the end though. :love:

I got there and I barely convinced the bouncers to let me in, within two minutes I fell over some guy because I was stumbling all over the place but I was grand in the end. I was wit my friends for a while smoking and vaping, then my gf texted me "where are you?" I sent some reply like "i ww dafef abvgve hr" and went looking for her. I went up the stairs and found her, her friend and her boyfriend. We all went downstairs together to find seats, she got on top of me (one leg to each side :feelshah:) and we talked, cuddled and made out for a solid hour. She started riding tha shi, like I was moving her hips up an down and she was rocking back and forward. Then I went off to find my friends again to get a bit more vodka and smoke.

So I was off again, in search of JB poon :y'all: I found her once again upstairs, she was against one of the "kissing walls" where ones make out in the dark (wink wink) talking to her friend and her bf. I come over an chat a bit, then I put my arms around her waist and hold her while talking wit her :love: Then we started making out again, but this time it got aggresive :what: I started squeezing dat ass and rubbing my shlong around her thighs. She let off soft moans every once in a while, she would break off sometimes and whisper stuff in my ear like "keep going"or "I love this". I started kissing her neck, then she grabbed my hand an placed it over her titties ;) I started kinda fondeling them and go back to making out. Then it gets even more heated, I start humping her against the wall and pick her up slightly. Then, I build up courage and slip two fingers (if you know what I mean) and because it was dark asf, her friend didn't know (this is kinda a common thing to do btw around here). I started like rubbing it and she drove her mouth right into my shoulder, trying to muffle her moans :what: I finish the job, an my fingers are very moist so i js wipe them on my jeans :forcedsmile:

So then at the end, we go to the dance floor and a nice christmas song comes on, and we dance romantically, like she places her head on my shoulder, my hands on her waist and we js twirl around. Then it ended, we snapped a pic together then I left for my bus. Damn it was a good night, but my balls are extremely sore now; I now know what blue balls feels like :hnghn:

Please make sure to read it all!

@BimaxLaser @delonisliterallyme @Carbine @ey88 @not__cel
pic or larp
 
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mirin boyo good shit
but why didn’t you take her to your place :what:
 
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mirin boyo good shit
but why didn’t you take her to your place :what:
wym, i didn't really have an option to, she had to go home and i had to go home in my bus which u have to pay for
 
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Mogs me brutally :feelswah::feelswah:
 
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So I arrived in town around half 6 to get my drinks (buckfast and quarter bottle of vodka) and to get my fags (cigarettes for the uncultured :feelshah:)
So then got drinks, downed half of the vodka, basically all the buckfast and half the darts. when I got on the bus I felt extremely sick and drunk and had to sit at the front wit a bag incase I vommited (sad 😢) I didn't in the end though. :love:

I got there and I barely convinced the bouncers to let me in, within two minutes I fell over some guy because I was stumbling all over the place but I was grand in the end. I was wit my friends for a while smoking and vaping, then my gf texted me "where are you?" I sent some reply like "i ww dafef abvgve hr" and went looking for her. I went up the stairs and found her, her friend and her boyfriend. We all went downstairs together to find seats, she got on top of me (one leg to each side :feelshah:) and we talked, cuddled and made out for a solid hour. She started riding tha shi, like I was moving her hips up an down and she was rocking back and forward. Then I went off to find my friends again to get a bit more vodka and smoke.

So I was off again, in search of JB poon :y'all: I found her once again upstairs, she was against one of the "kissing walls" where ones make out in the dark (wink wink) talking to her friend and her bf. I come over an chat a bit, then I put my arms around her waist and hold her while talking wit her :love: Then we started making out again, but this time it got aggresive :what: I started squeezing dat ass and rubbing my shlong around her thighs. She let off soft moans every once in a while, she would break off sometimes and whisper stuff in my ear like "keep going"or "I love this". I started kissing her neck, then she grabbed my hand an placed it over her titties ;) I started kinda fondeling them and go back to making out. Then it gets even more heated, I start humping her against the wall and pick her up slightly. Then, I build up courage and slip two fingers (if you know what I mean) and because it was dark asf, her friend didn't know (this is kinda a common thing to do btw around here). I started like rubbing it and she drove her mouth right into my shoulder, trying to muffle her moans :what: I finish the job, an my fingers are very moist so i js wipe them on my jeans :forcedsmile:

So then at the end, we go to the dance floor and a nice christmas song comes on, and we dance romantically, like she places her head on my shoulder, my hands on her waist and we js twirl around. Then it ended, we snapped a pic together then I left for my bus. Damn it was a good night, but my balls are extremely sore now; I now know what blue balls feels like :hnghn:

Please make sure to read it all!

@BimaxLaser @delonisliterallyme @Carbine @ey88 @not__cel
You're 15 right ?
 
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