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Its called hibernation but i will call it wintersleep
What is Hibernation/Wintersleep?
Hibernation is a state some animals / high-IQ humans enter to survive cold or food scarcity. During this time, their metabolism, heart rate, and body temperature drop to conserve energy. They remain inactive for days or months until conditions improve. It is used by many celebrities and presidents for better health
You might be confused by the title of this thread but once you read it you will understand it
Now 99.99999% of people think that hibernation (wintersleep) is something that only animals like bears, squirrels and bats do but let me tell you, you've been lied to your whole life.
My theory ( I've done actual research )
During human hibernation, the body hypothetically lowers metabolism and body temperature, which leads to changes in the hypothalamic-pituitary axis. This increases pulsatile secretion of growth hormone (GH) from the anterior pituitary and stimulates the Leydig cells in the testes to produce more
main benefits of wintersleep (hibernation) in animals, based on real biology: (WRITTEN BY CHATGPT BECAUSE IM NOT RESEARCHUNG ABOUT ANIMALS IDFC ABOUT THEM)
•Energy conservation: Animals drastically lower their metabolic rate, so they survive winter without eating.
the benefits of human wintersleep (or “hibernation”) include: (MY OWN RESEARCH WITH SECRET SOURCES)
Cellular regeneration – reduced metabolic activity allows cells to repair more efficiently
Muscle recovery – lowered activity and enhanced hormone cycles promote protein synthesis.
Immune system boost – periods of deep rest enhance immune surveillance and repair.
Cognitive reset – the brain consolidates memories and clear metabolic waste more effectively.
Energy conservation – slower metabolism preserve energy stores, similar to anumals.
Hormonal optimization – increases in growth hormone, testosterone, or other anabolic hormones.
At the same time, processes like muscle protein synthesis, mitochondrial biogenesis, and cellular repair ae enhanced, giving the body more energy and recovery potential after the hibernation period.
You want to see studies supporting my theory?
No, studies are not real and in case of human hibernation they are all lies.
You might think this is Bs and im talking nonsense
Why do we have Winterbreak in many countries?
Why do most celebrities disappear in december/january time?
Why do we celebrate christmas? (It interrupts my wintersleep i hate it)
Why are there so many lights outside in winter?
Why do you feel fatigued in winter?
My guide for the perfect wintersleep:
Find a local park or a spot in your garden where you can dig a hole deep enough for you to fit in and sleep
GATHER NUTS
im telling you do this NOW go outside and gather nuts all kind of nuts ( for example: walnuts ) THIS IS THE METHOD GATHER NUTS if you start the gathering later than october you’re cooked forget about your wintersleep
Why dont i just go and buy it from the supermarket?
Because when you gather nuts you release sleep hormones which our primal ancestors released when gathering nuts for their wintersleep helping you with sleeping longer.
FINAL STEP: One noon before christmas you say bye to your everyday life and go i to THE HOLE.
Only you and your nuts. All alone. No contact to nobody.
Make your self comfortable and sleep. Your hormones released my nut gathering will help you.
If somebody disturbs your sleep you may neutralize them.
METHOD ONLY WORKS IN COUNTRIES WHERE YOU HAVE WINTERBREAK (IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL) OR IF YOU HAVE FREE TIME IN WINTER
IF YOU DONT DO THIS YOUR COOKED
I already gathered all my nuts and im about to begin my sleep on 23th of december
I will ascend and come back as a chad from my sleep.
THE GOVERMENTS ARE AFTER ME FOR EXPOSING THIS
FEW WILL DO THIS, MANY WILL STARVE LIKE SLAVES
What is Hibernation/Wintersleep?
Hibernation is a state some animals / high-IQ humans enter to survive cold or food scarcity. During this time, their metabolism, heart rate, and body temperature drop to conserve energy. They remain inactive for days or months until conditions improve. It is used by many celebrities and presidents for better health
You might be confused by the title of this thread but once you read it you will understand it
Now 99.99999% of people think that hibernation (wintersleep) is something that only animals like bears, squirrels and bats do but let me tell you, you've been lied to your whole life.
My theory ( I've done actual research )
During human hibernation, the body hypothetically lowers metabolism and body temperature, which leads to changes in the hypothalamic-pituitary axis. This increases pulsatile secretion of growth hormone (GH) from the anterior pituitary and stimulates the Leydig cells in the testes to produce more
main benefits of wintersleep (hibernation) in animals, based on real biology: (WRITTEN BY CHATGPT BECAUSE IM NOT RESEARCHUNG ABOUT ANIMALS IDFC ABOUT THEM)
•Energy conservation: Animals drastically lower their metabolic rate, so they survive winter without eating.
- Body temperature reduction: Many hibernators reduce core body temperature to save energy.
- Survival during food scarcity: Hibernation allows animals to survive months without hunting or foraging.
- Protection from harsh environments: Staying in a burrow, den, or nest keeps animals safe from predators and extreme cold.
- Preservation of bodily functions: Heart rate, respiration, and metabolism slow down, reducing wear on organs.
- Hormonal regulation: Growth, fat storage, and stress hormones are adjusted to optimize survival.
- Long-term health benefits: Some studies suggest hibernating animals experience less oxidative stress and cellular damage during this period.
the benefits of human wintersleep (or “hibernation”) include: (MY OWN RESEARCH WITH SECRET SOURCES)
Cellular regeneration – reduced metabolic activity allows cells to repair more efficiently
Muscle recovery – lowered activity and enhanced hormone cycles promote protein synthesis.
Immune system boost – periods of deep rest enhance immune surveillance and repair.
Cognitive reset – the brain consolidates memories and clear metabolic waste more effectively.
Energy conservation – slower metabolism preserve energy stores, similar to anumals.
Hormonal optimization – increases in growth hormone, testosterone, or other anabolic hormones.
At the same time, processes like muscle protein synthesis, mitochondrial biogenesis, and cellular repair ae enhanced, giving the body more energy and recovery potential after the hibernation period.
You want to see studies supporting my theory?
No, studies are not real and in case of human hibernation they are all lies.
You might think this is Bs and im talking nonsense
Why do we have Winterbreak in many countries?
Why do most celebrities disappear in december/january time?
Why do we celebrate christmas? (It interrupts my wintersleep i hate it)
Why are there so many lights outside in winter?
Why do you feel fatigued in winter?
My guide for the perfect wintersleep:
Find a local park or a spot in your garden where you can dig a hole deep enough for you to fit in and sleep
GATHER NUTS
im telling you do this NOW go outside and gather nuts all kind of nuts ( for example: walnuts ) THIS IS THE METHOD GATHER NUTS if you start the gathering later than october you’re cooked forget about your wintersleep
Why dont i just go and buy it from the supermarket?
Because when you gather nuts you release sleep hormones which our primal ancestors released when gathering nuts for their wintersleep helping you with sleeping longer.
FINAL STEP: One noon before christmas you say bye to your everyday life and go i to THE HOLE.
Only you and your nuts. All alone. No contact to nobody.
Make your self comfortable and sleep. Your hormones released my nut gathering will help you.
If somebody disturbs your sleep you may neutralize them.
METHOD ONLY WORKS IN COUNTRIES WHERE YOU HAVE WINTERBREAK (IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL) OR IF YOU HAVE FREE TIME IN WINTER
IF YOU DONT DO THIS YOUR COOKED
I already gathered all my nuts and im about to begin my sleep on 23th of december
I will ascend and come back as a chad from my sleep.
THE GOVERMENTS ARE AFTER ME FOR EXPOSING THIS
FEW WILL DO THIS, MANY WILL STARVE LIKE SLAVES
