yesimog420
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we are literally so fuckin superior to every animal like it’s not even a competition we’re not just at the top of the food chain we own the whole fuckin food chain like we dominate every single creature out here our brains are insane we’re out here inventing shit that lets us go to space and creating art that blows every other species out of the water meanwhile a dog is still just sniffing its own ass like imagine being a dog right now i would be so fuckin embarrassed we’re straight up smarter than every animal and they can’t do shit about it we’ve got tech that lets us control the weather practically we’re curing diseases they’re out here just trying to find a stick to chew on like losers
and we don’t just have pets we fuckin dominate them like straight up we’re the overlords and they’re just chillin in our homes dependent on us for everything food shelter water affection like we decide when they eat and when they shit and they can’t do a damn thing about it imagine being a cat just laying there looking cute while we’re making you sit in a box and let us pet you like you’re welcome but also know your place i could put you outside with no food or water and you’d be fucked you know we’re in charge when we’re giving you a name like you didn’t even earn that shit we just decided you’re a “buddy” or a “fluffy” or whatever the fuck we feel like naming you we control the game dogs are out here barking at nothing and we’re controlling their lives making them wear costumes and take pictures like you’re welcome for that
and we don’t just have pets we fuckin dominate them like straight up we’re the overlords and they’re just chillin in our homes dependent on us for everything food shelter water affection like we decide when they eat and when they shit and they can’t do a damn thing about it imagine being a cat just laying there looking cute while we’re making you sit in a box and let us pet you like you’re welcome but also know your place i could put you outside with no food or water and you’d be fucked you know we’re in charge when we’re giving you a name like you didn’t even earn that shit we just decided you’re a “buddy” or a “fluffy” or whatever the fuck we feel like naming you we control the game dogs are out here barking at nothing and we’re controlling their lives making them wear costumes and take pictures like you’re welcome for that