I(21F) accidentally laughed when my boyfriend(22M) showed me his penis and He’s been ghosting me and avoiding me for the last 3 days what can I do?

[ElySioNs]

Hi irdk what to do I fucked up pretty damn bad.

I’m a virgin and my boyfriend of 2 months isn’t. I have never seen a penis in person. I was supposed to lose my virginity to him 3 days ago but when I first saw it I laughed. There’s nothing wrong with his penis. It’s actually really cute, well as cute as a penis can be.

When I laugh a lot, it’s because I’m either uncomfortable or nervous. I was already incredibly nervous about that night so I had been giggling a lot. Before we were going to do the deed he went into the bathroom while I undressed in my bedroom. He walked in with it out and hard. It’s normal looking it’s not one of those terrifying ones you see in porn, or one of those really small ones. He always says he’s average and he looked average. Which is fine like I said it’s cute and I don’t see any reason for him to be stressed about it.

When I saw it, started grinning ear to ear like a dope. He sat down next to me. And it was just up and angry looking. He started kissing me and asked me to play with it while we made out. When I put my hand on it. It was like a heartbeat. I started laughing incredibly hard. He pulled back from me, and his face was beet red. I could feel his penis going soft in my hand. He then said he wasn’t in the mood. He covered him self, got his clothes out of my bathroom and left.

For the last 3 days he’s been ignoring me and avoiding me. He doesn’t walk the same way to class I’m between classes so I can’t find him and won’t answer my calls or texts. He won’t let me explain and I feel really bad. Is there anything I can do

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Brutal. Thanks god I won't feel a female touch ever

 

[Phantomivy]

Hi irdk what to do I fucked up pretty damn bad.

I’m a virgin and my boyfriend of 2 months isn’t. I have never seen a penis in person. I was supposed to lose my virginity to him 3 days ago but when I first saw it I laughed. There’s nothing wrong with his penis. It’s actually really cute, well as cute as a penis can be.

When I laugh a lot, it’s because I’m either uncomfortable or nervous. I was already incredibly nervous about that night so I had been giggling a lot. Before we were going to do the deed he went into the bathroom while I undressed in my bedroom. He walked in with it out and hard. It’s normal looking it’s not one of those terrifying ones you see in porn, or one of those really small ones. He always says he’s average and he looked average. Which is fine like I said it’s cute and I don’t see any reason for him to be stressed about it.

When I saw it, started grinning ear to ear like a dope. He sat down next to me. And it was just up and angry looking. He started kissing me and asked me to play with it while we made out. When I put my hand on it. It was like a heartbeat. I started laughing incredibly hard. He pulled back from me, and his face was beet red. I could feel his penis going soft in my hand. He then said he wasn’t in the mood. He covered him self, got his clothes out of my bathroom and left.

For the last 3 days he’s been ignoring me and avoiding me. He doesn’t walk the same way to class I’m between classes so I can’t find him and won’t answer my calls or texts. He won’t let me explain and I feel really bad. Is there anything I can do

I mean that would have probably pissed me off too I can’t stand when I’m in the mood and someone kills the vibe but hey you’ll learn from this, guys are pretty forgiving you’ll probably have another chance you just gotta let him get over it, also wth was he doing in the bathroom did he go in there to get hard ?

 

[iluvmilk]

Hi irdk what to do I fucked up pretty damn bad.

I’m a virgin and my boyfriend of 2 months isn’t. I have never seen a penis in person. I was supposed to lose my virginity to him 3 days ago but when I first saw it I laughed. There’s nothing wrong with his penis. It’s actually really cute, well as cute as a penis can be.

When I laugh a lot, it’s because I’m either uncomfortable or nervous. I was already incredibly nervous about that night so I had been giggling a lot. Before we were going to do the deed he went into the bathroom while I undressed in my bedroom. He walked in with it out and hard. It’s normal looking it’s not one of those terrifying ones you see in porn, or one of those really small ones. He always says he’s average and he looked average. Which is fine like I said it’s cute and I don’t see any reason for him to be stressed about it.

When I saw it, started grinning ear to ear like a dope. He sat down next to me. And it was just up and angry looking. He started kissing me and asked me to play with it while we made out. When I put my hand on it. It was like a heartbeat. I started laughing incredibly hard. He pulled back from me, and his face was beet red. I could feel his penis going soft in my hand. He then said he wasn’t in the mood. He covered him self, got his clothes out of my bathroom and left.

For the last 3 days he’s been ignoring me and avoiding me. He doesn’t walk the same way to class I’m between classes so I can’t find him and won’t answer my calls or texts. He won’t let me explain and I feel really bad. Is there anything I can do

Can't relate women cum when they see my massive ethnic cock

 

[New Poster]

why do redditors feel this burning desire to disguise their humiliation fetishes through fiction?

 

[greycel]

why do redditors feel this burning desire to disguise their humiliation fetishes through fiction?

It's all propaganda mate

 

[baerr]

over for babysize cels

 

[New Poster]

It's all propaganda mate

not schizo enough to believe this

 

[_MVP_]

when my last girlfriend saw my penis the first time, she screamed in horror and tried to run away, but i held her and forcefully inserted my 15x10 INCHER right in her anus until it bled.

 

[tuaregneet]

Hi irdk what to do I fucked up pretty damn bad.

I’m a virgin and my boyfriend of 2 months isn’t. I have never seen a penis in person. I was supposed to lose my virginity to him 3 days ago but when I first saw it I laughed. There’s nothing wrong with his penis. It’s actually really cute, well as cute as a penis can be.

When I laugh a lot, it’s because I’m either uncomfortable or nervous. I was already incredibly nervous about that night so I had been giggling a lot. Before we were going to do the deed he went into the bathroom while I undressed in my bedroom. He walked in with it out and hard. It’s normal looking it’s not one of those terrifying ones you see in porn, or one of those really small ones. He always says he’s average and he looked average. Which is fine like I said it’s cute and I don’t see any reason for him to be stressed about it.

When I saw it, started grinning ear to ear like a dope. He sat down next to me. And it was just up and angry looking. He started kissing me and asked me to play with it while we made out. When I put my hand on it. It was like a heartbeat. I started laughing incredibly hard. He pulled back from me, and his face was beet red. I could feel his penis going soft in my hand. He then said he wasn’t in the mood. He covered him self, got his clothes out of my bathroom and left.

For the last 3 days he’s been ignoring me and avoiding me. He doesn’t walk the same way to class I’m between classes so I can’t find him and won’t answer my calls or texts. He won’t let me explain and I feel really bad. Is there anything I can do

How big is his cock and be honest. “Cute” isn’t a measurement stacy

 

[iblamechico]

I mean that would have probably pissed me off too I can’t stand when I’m in the mood and someone kills the vibe but hey you’ll learn from this, guys are pretty forgiving you’ll probably have another chance you just gotta let him get over it, also wth was he doing in the bathroom did he go in there to get hard ?

@GabachoCopium like I said the other day, graycels replying to these threads seriously is never not funny to me man

 

[Alucard69]

My future fate

 

[GabachoCopium]

@GabachoCopium like I said the other day, graycels replying to these threads seriously is never not funny to me man

Greycels are a different kind, truly oblivious to the chaos, like showing a Victorian child a skibid toliet video

 

[Phantomivy]

@GabachoCopium like I said the other day, graycels replying to these threads seriously is never not funny to me man

emd obv a Reddit story

 

[thecel]

brutal I’ll never experience intimacy

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

brutal I’ll never experience intimacy

You can fuck me after transition

 

[thecel]

You can fuck me after transition

are you a virgin?

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

are you a virgin?

No

 

[thecel]

No

then fuck you

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

then fuck you

Jk I’m khhv
I only said that because when I told you to have sex with my friend you said no cuz he’s a virgin

 

[thecel]

Jk I’m khhv

Yay! I root for incels. I want incels to succeed. Until they ascend. After incels ascend, I get jealous and wish that they never ascended.

I only said that because when I told you to have sex with my friend you said no cuz he’s a virgin

When the fuck did I say that?

I want to lose my virginity to a virgin. Not someone who’s been ran through, who’s lost their innocence, who’s “been there and done that” so it’s nothing new for them, who’ll compare me to previous partners of theirs.

 

[Recessed Life]

6 inches isn't enough for women with internet access (the entire planet). She was even a virgin. O V E R

 

[omnilegent]

Sometimes I really don't understand how women have THIS much power. Like don't misunderstand me, I am not dumb. I understand the concept of hypergamy and shit but like what are these creatures really looking for? Do they have an ulterior motive to do all this shit? Like for fucks sake do these bitches wanna force the evolution of the human race or some shit with their preferences like what the fuck. Niggas like me didn't even have a MILLISECOND. Not even talking about a chance, It was OVER the moment our great grandparents reproduced. Like what the fuck nigga

 

[twojei]

Sometimes I really don't understand how women have THIS much power. Like don't misunderstand me, I am not dumb. I understand the concept of hypergamy and shit but like what are these creatures really looking for? Do they have an ulterior motive to do all this shit? Like for fucks sake do these bitches wanna force the evolution of the human race or some shit with their preferences like what the fuck. Niggas like me didn't even have a MILLISECOND. Not even talking about a chance, It was OVER the moment our great grandparents reproduced. Like what the fuck nigga

If forcing evolution is just reproducing with a bunch of useless tall good looking chads and not predominantly intelligent men who could advance us to a futuristic/transhumanist era, then they are certainly not 'forcing' the evolution of the human race dude.