I accidentally blurted “I’m jacking off” in class

[Sapieeen]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

 

[Deleted member 87737]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

not even a single molecule

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

i do that all the time

 

[Sapieeen]

give me reps niggers

 

[Sapieeen]

i do that all the time

sigma

 

[Deleted member 30959]

Thank god i dropped out, i dont have to deal with nightmare scenarios like this

 

[Sapieeen]

@MA_ascender

 

[Ziaoni]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

You nigga might actually be an ASD

 

[cc_7373]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

I have actually watched porn mid class with some dudes, luckily i didnt get raised to talk about the lesson or something because i was hard asf

 

[ey88]

Dnr

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

how can people just accept being this retarded

 

[Sapieeen]

how can people just accept being this retarded

its a shitpost nigga

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

its a shitpost nigga

sorry my nigglydoo i thought it was a plebbit story

 

[Deleted member 86159]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

Made me laugh, nice thread op.

 

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[ICXCLuvr]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

dnr middle school humor

 

[ElySioNs]

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[New Poster]

bozo did the dub

 

[ascendedchad]

nigga low inhib moment
start taking pregab to get ongoing class sex

 

[Kaari]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

Even I know this is fake and I have the lowest IQ of this forum.

 

[Sapieeen]

Even I know this is fake and I have the lowest IQ of this forum.

niggas be responding srsly

 

[Kaari]

niggas be responding srsly

I was saying it for comedic effect, hush.

 

[MA_ascender]

DnrdNiggerKing

 

[20/04/2008]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

Ta malo had l9lawi @MA_ascender wtf is org even about

 

[WeiWei]

You were supposed to run up to the teacher and bitch slap her with cum all over your palms to assert dominance idiot.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

jfl legen

 

[MoggerGaston]

I had my first full day of in-person classes today. It was overstimulating, but I managed it well… at least until my last class. One of my most prominent autism traits is difficulty with idioms/similar types of common phrases - I cannot mask this trait and my attempts to mask it always result in embarrassing situations where I totally replace the actual phrase with something bizarre.
While overstimulated (my seat was unavailable, I sat in a really bad spot sensory-wise, I had spent the whole day in an overstimulating facility, and I couldn’t figure out how to jump into a group conversation to speak to my professor), I informed my professor that I got a medical device implanted that requires I check my phone sometimes and there is no way for me to predict when I will need to do so. He said that it wasn’t a problem and thanked me for letting him know. At this point, the interaction was stressing me out quite badly, and I started to uncontrollably mask in the worst way… by using an endearing phrase that neurotypicals often use in an attempt to justify even sharing my announcement with my professor in the first place.
All I could get out was “I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just” as I trailed off, attempting to communicate that I wouldn’t want my professor to think I am slacking off. While my brain panicked to think of a relevant phrase, I already started walking away. As I reached the middle of the full, quiet classroom, I blurted, “jacking off.” I was instantly embarrassed when I heard it come out of my mouth because I realized that it is not an appropriate phrase for law school due to its sexual connotations. I cringed through the next hour of class while unable to distance myself from the memory.
But when I told my partner about it, he informed me that “jacking off” isn’t even a phrase used outside of sexual purposes and that it certainly is not used to communicate that someone is just slacking off. Now that horrifying memory is even worse - it sounds like I was trying to hide my attempts to “jack off” from my professor in the loudest, most obvious way that hilariously failed to actually hide it at all I now realize I meant that I do not want my professor to think I am SLACKING OFF!!! SLACKING! Not JACKING!
But folks, it gets worse. Less than ten minutes later, my professor taught the class by explaining, “freedom entails more than the freedom to watch porn on your phone.” I don’t know if he really did this, but I swear that I could feel his eye contact burning into my soul wile he spoke. He is my favorite professor, and now I am so mortified I may never speak to him again.

Go to your professor before/after class next time and explain to him what happened. I am sure he will respond respectfully and his empathy for your situation will make you feel better.

 

[Sapieeen]

Go to your professor before/after class next time and explain to him what happened. I am sure he will respond respectfully and his empathy for your situation will make you feel better.

Tysm redditorbhai

 

[Entschuldigung]

High inhib
Guys in my class used to masturbate in class, yes, they unironically masturbated in class