I accidentally got minoxidil how fucked am i

[madma]

I got like a drop in the corner of my eyes

 

[zrr]

Your gonna die in mere moments, say your last words

 

[acm]

u good i got it in my eye before too. just wash it out ur not gonna go blind

 

[madma]

accidentally got minoxidil in my eye*

 

[KT-34]

Don't let it happen again boy and you'll be fine

Happened to me plenty of times just wash your eye and that's it

 

[Epochs]

Go to emergency right now.You have about an hour till new hair follicles start growing in your sclera entirely blocking vision aswell as DNA mutation you will transform in to an ape.