I accidentally PUSHED a Gigachad today

[Deleted member 4044]

Was in a large hardware department store getting a rug

Was walking down an aisle and some 6'5 huge framed blonde Gigachad with long hair walks towards me. He was a labourer/builder.

I am a 5'9 Medeterranean warrior and I had a stubble. Ie looking mean and intimidating.

Blonde pussy boy clutches his wallet as I approach.

It was a narrow aisle so we had to be in close proximity as we passed.

I accidentally walked straight into his side and elbowed him in the stomach.

Soft enough that it wasn't a big deal, hard enough that he definately knew I did it.

It made a thud on him as we walked past each other.

I looked back and he had stopped and looked down like wtf

Then he looked back at me, I stopped and looked him in the eye.

He quickly averted eye contact. Then I
kept walking

SERIOUSLY WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY. A 6'5 NORDIC LOOKING VIKING SCARED OF A 5'9 DARK TRIAD MED MANLET

THIS IS WHY NERDICS ARE GETTING INVADED AND CUCKED. PATHETIC TBH.

 

[Vermilioncore]

 

[Deleted member 4464]

op right after elbowing the dude for no reason

 

[Deleted member 4044]

I FELT A SURGE OF TESTOSTERONE.

THIS IS LIFE

 

[PersianKingdom]

 

[KingOfRome]

Was in a large hardware department store getting a power drill

Was walking down and aisle and some 5'9 swarthy autist walks towards me.

I am a 6'5 Viking warrior with 500 Tinder matches on a slow day.

I grabbed my wallet to get ready to pay for my things.

It was a narrow aisle so we had to be in close proximity as we passed.

This weird little man walked straight into my side. I tried to step out of the way, but he elbowed my stomach.

It was clearly deliberate, but it wasn't a big deal since he was kind of a wimp.

I stopped and looked down like wtf

Then he looked back at me with this awkward glare he probably saw in a Marvel film.

I turned away and went about my business.

He's probably on some sperg forum on the internet bragging about how tough he is. Meanwhile, I wouldn't even be recalling this event if I was actually a 6'5 Viking warrior and not a stir-crazy weeb larping as one.

 

[BigBiceps]

Tales, but even if it did happen, there's no reason to beat some insecure manlet over pinching your arm.

 

[Deleted member 2661]

 

[Gazzamogga]

Napoleon

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Napoleon

The pussy shouldn't have been looking at me

Was his fault

Dumbass thought he could do what he wanted without consequences

 

[Deleted member 4044]

You're walking in a hardware store and this Med warrior faces you

WYD?

 

[Epitaph]

Ngl, I like how low-inhib you are

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Ngl, I like how low-inhib you are

I only did it cos I've noticed in the last few years big guys/Chads act like assholes

They like to rub it in

Sometimes you gotta show someone you respect yourself and you're not there to be looked down upon

Ngl I radiated testosterone after and I got an ioi from the checkout girl (not that it matters)

 

[maxmendietta]

Son you are heavily autistic and need to be treated with isolation therapy

 

[john2]

Son you are heavily autistic and need to be treated with isolation therapy

 

[maxmendietta]

 

[john2]

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You didn't get my point bro.

I was trying to say that the monkey in your avi is heavily autistic and isolation therapy resulted him to have a sip of his own piss out of boredom lol, it was meant for fun.

 

[maxmendietta]

You didn't get my point bro.

I was trying to say that the monkey in your avi is heavily autistic and isolation therapy resulted him to have a sip of his own piss out of boredom lol, it was meant for fun.

 

[john2]

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I thought we were bros...?

 

[maxmendietta]

I thought we were bros...?

 

[Dogs]

Autism

 

[Deleted member 206]

Ur confusing mercy with weakness

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Ur confusing mercy with weakness

Na u should've seen his look

He looked like a pussy. Couldn't believe he was challenged. Thought he could look down on me and keep it moving.

He wasn't scared he was just surprised and shocked.

Fucker got checked

 

[LordGodcat]

I thought we were bros...?

You're indian lol

 

[john2]

You're indian lol

I hate you.

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Something similar happened to me last year but I was in Mexico, there you go:

Estaba en una gran tienda de hardware para comprar una alfombra

Caminaba por un pasillo y unas 6'5 enormes Gigachad enmarcadas y rubias con el pelo largo caminan hacia mí. Él era un trabajador / constructor.

Soy un guerrero mediterráneo 5'9 y tenía un rastrojo. Es decir, malvado e intimidante.

Chico rubio coño agarra su billetera cuando me acerco.

Era un pasillo estrecho, así que teníamos que estar muy cerca al pasar.

Accidentalmente caminé directamente a su lado y le di un codazo en el estómago.

Lo suficientemente suave como para que no fuera gran cosa, lo suficientemente fuerte como para que él supiera que lo hice.

Le hizo un ruido sordo cuando nos cruzamos el uno al otro.

Miré hacia atrás y él se detuvo y miró hacia abajo como wtf

Luego me miró, me detuve y lo miré a los ojos.

Rápidamente evitó el contacto visual. Entonces yo
siguió caminando

En serio lo que es un puto coño. Un vikingo de mirada nórdica de 6'5 asustado de un maniquí de triatlón oscuro de 5'9

ES POR ESO QUE LOS NERDICOS SE INVOLUCRAN Y SE COGEN. TBH PATÉTICA.

 

[KingOfRome]

What sort of med warrior are you, specifically?

Are you a...

Berber horseman

Egyptian charioteer

Israelite rebel

Syrian raider

Turkish Janissary

Greek hoplite

Illyrian gladiator

Roman legionary

Aquitanian knight

Spanish matador

Portuguese marine

 

[LordGodcat]

I hate you.

I'm sorry but curries are looked down on in this forum and nobody wants to be associated with them.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

fucking autistic

 

[Deleted member 4044]

fucking autistic

I'D FUCK YOU UP TOO YOU 6'5 OGRE

I'D HAVE YOU RUNNING BACK TO UMMI TO MAKE YOU SOME BAKLAVA

 

[loromate]

What sort of med warrior are you, specifically?

Are you a...

Berber horseman

Egyptian charioteer

Israelite rebel

Syrian raider

Turkish Janissary

Greek hoplite

Illyrian gladiator

Roman legionary

Aquitanian knight

Spanish matador

Portuguese marine

wtf is a Portuguese marine?

As a portuguese, I am deeply intrigued by this

 

[Deleted member 4044]

What sort of med warrior are you, specifically?

Are you a...

Berber horseman

Egyptian charioteer

Israelite rebel

Syrian raider

Turkish Janissary

Greek hoplite

Illyrian gladiator

Roman legionary

Aquitanian knight

Spanish matador

Portuguese marine

3 of them

 

[Deleted member 3299]

I'D FUCK YOU UP TOO YOU 6'5 OGRE

I'D HAVE YOU RUNNING BACK TO UMMI TO MAKE YOU SOME BAKLAVA

 

[KingOfRome]

wtf is a Portuguese marine?

As a portuguese, I am deeply intrigued by this

Perhaps "mariner" would've been better. I'm sure you know about the vast colonial empire Portugal used to have.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Reminder that this is OP

 

[Deleted member 4044]

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Reminder that this is OP

This is a fat 30% bf goblin who hadn't started lifting yet that I don't recognize

 

[Deleted member 1464]

This is a fat 30% bf goblin who hadn't started lifting yet that I don't recognize

You posted that pic a week ago.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

what in the fuck is this autism JFL

 

[Lelek]

 

[Deleted member 4044]

You posted that pic a week ago.

No I didn't dumbfuck check my threads

It's from November 2019. Maybe someone posted it a week ago to mock me

 

[Deleted member 1464]

No I didn't dumbfuck check my threads

It's from November 2019. Maybe someone posted it a week ago to mock me

The gigachad couldn't stand looking at you and he felt sorry so he looked away btw.

 

[Dommaxxer]

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

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Awwww how cute

 

[FatJattMofo]

This account is a disgusting psyop to put a deformed creatures face behind logical thoughts designed to convince people to not follow a related thought process. I will kill you demon

 

[john2]

I'm sorry but curries are looked down on in this forum and nobody wants to be associated with them.

I'll rope.

 

[Mateusz74]

Op is curry

 

[Time Travel]

Perhaps "mariner" would've been better. I'm sure you know about the vast colonial empire Portugal used to have.

Tudo controlado

 

[Deleted member 3702]

I am a Medeterranean warrior

 

[Deleted member 6497]

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op while writing this

 

[wolfgaiden]

the biggest dudes, are the least confrontational, due to them knowing that they could obliterate most mortal men walking the earth. The only dudes trying to prove something are manlets or men aware of the true inequality of physical capability present in our world.