i added fake contacts so i dont look like a loser

[GabachoCopium]

bro i swear i hit rock bottom TODAY
i spent like an hour adding fake ass contacts to my phone because i realized if a girl ever asks to put her number in my phone she’s gonna see i only got my MOM saved

 

[amp]

bro i swear i hit rock bottom TODAY
i spent like an hour adding fake ass contacts to my phone because i realized if a girl ever asks to put her number in my phone she’s gonna see i only got my MOM saved

lowkey high iq. going to save a bunch of contacts with fake girl names

 

[GabachoCopium]

lowkey high iq. going to save a bunch of contacts with fake girl names

that’s what i’m saying

 

[amp]

that’s what i’m saying

what other ideas u got in that skull

 

[GabachoCopium]

what other ideas u got in that skull

my brain is just cooking up embarrassing strategies 24/7
if anyone saw what goes on in there they’d lose full respect for me on the spot

 

[amp]

my brain is just cooking up embarrassing strategies 24/7
if anyone saw what goes on in there they’d lose full respect for me on the spot

i mean i respect u. doing whatever it takes to succeed is admirable

 

[Apchun144]

Just add random girls from school or uni
They’re very easy to approach or get their number, and that would be a little more legitimate

 

[GabachoCopium]

Just add random girls from school or uni
They’re very easy to approach or get their number, and that would be a little more legitimate

ok smartass

 

[Prøphet]

This is rock bottom, fucking brutal man

Reminds me of when I made a fake snap acc to boost my 0 snap score

 

[GabachoCopium]

This is rock bottom, fucking brutal man

Reminds me of when I made a fake snap acc to boost my 0 snap score

idk man maybe this is just the “modern human experience”

 

[Prøphet]

idk man maybe this is just the “modern human experience”

Not rly this shit just comes naturally and effortlessly for 99% were just weird