I ALMOST FUCKING GOT SHOT AND GOT CHASED BY DOGS [SERIOUS]

[asdvek]

HOLY FUCK STILL UNDER SHOCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOLY I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OK I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING BEGIN I WAS IN FUCKING TEXAS HOUSTON IN AROUND CLEAR LAKE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS IN TEXAS SOME FISHERS THERE

ALRIGHT I FUCKING SCREAMED (I DONT KNOW WHY, LOW INHIBMAXXING) SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I WAS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING








DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

SOME GUY STARTED CHASING ME WITH A SHOTGUN AND A DOG (I AM FUCKING SERIOUS) HE WAS TTATED UP AND SHIT I STARTED RUNNI AWAY JUMPED OVER THE FUCKING FENCE AND RAN FOR FUCKING 3 MILES RAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HIGHWAY ATLEAST HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE TYPING THIS OUTSIDE RN HOLY SHIT BRO DUDEEEEE I FUCKING CUT MY FUCKING HANDS AND FOREARM WHILE CLIMBING THE FENCE

BROO WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO GRATEFUL I'M ALIVE DUDE HOLY SHIT

 

[wsada]

 

[R@m@]

Just goon

 

[killyourselfASAP]

ur meds are waiting

 

[Lefor3Laser]

HOLY FUCK STILL UNDER SHOCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOLY I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OK I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING BEGIN I WAS IN FUCKING TEXAS HOUSTON IN AROUND CLEAR LAKE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS IN TEXAS SOME FISHERS THERE

ALRIGHT I FUCKING SCREAMED (I DONT KNOW WHY, LOW INHIBMAXXING) SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I WAS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING








DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

SOME GUY STARTED CHASING ME WITH A SHOTGUN AND A DOG (I AM FUCKING SERIOUS) HE WAS TTATED UP AND SHIT I STARTED RUNNI AWAY JUMPED OVER THE FUCKING FENCE AND RAN FOR FUCKING 3 MILES RAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HIGHWAY ATLEAST HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE TYPING THIS OUTSIDE RN HOLY SHIT BRO DUDEEEEE I FUCKING CUT MY FUCKING HANDS AND FOREARM WHILE CLIMBING THE FENCE

BROO WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO GRATEFUL I'M ALIVE DUDE HOLY SHIT

>Escapes from life threatening situation
>0.0000001 seconds later
>makes a thread about it