I ALMOST FUCKING GOT SHOT AND GOT CHASED BY DOGS [SERIOUS]

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HOLY FUCK STILL UNDER SHOCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOLY I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OK I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING BEGIN I WAS IN FUCKING TEXAS HOUSTON IN AROUND CLEAR LAKE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS IN TEXAS SOME FISHERS THERE

ALRIGHT I FUCKING SCREAMED (I DONT KNOW WHY, LOW INHIBMAXXING) SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I WAS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING








DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

SOME GUY STARTED CHASING ME WITH A SHOTGUN AND A DOG (I AM FUCKING SERIOUS) HE WAS TTATED UP AND SHIT I STARTED RUNNI AWAY JUMPED OVER THE FUCKING FENCE AND RAN FOR FUCKING 3 MILES RAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HIGHWAY ATLEAST HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE TYPING THIS OUTSIDE RN HOLY SHIT BRO DUDEEEEE I FUCKING CUT MY FUCKING HANDS AND FOREARM WHILE CLIMBING THE FENCE

BROO WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO GRATEFUL I'M ALIVE DUDE HOLY SHIT
 
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Just goon
 
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ur meds are waiting
 
HOLY FUCK STILL UNDER SHOCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOLY I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OK I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING BEGIN I WAS IN FUCKING TEXAS HOUSTON IN AROUND CLEAR LAKE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS IN TEXAS SOME FISHERS THERE

ALRIGHT I FUCKING SCREAMED (I DONT KNOW WHY, LOW INHIBMAXXING) SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I WAS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING








DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

SOME GUY STARTED CHASING ME WITH A SHOTGUN AND A DOG (I AM FUCKING SERIOUS) HE WAS TTATED UP AND SHIT I STARTED RUNNI AWAY JUMPED OVER THE FUCKING FENCE AND RAN FOR FUCKING 3 MILES RAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HIGHWAY ATLEAST HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE TYPING THIS OUTSIDE RN HOLY SHIT BRO DUDEEEEE I FUCKING CUT MY FUCKING HANDS AND FOREARM WHILE CLIMBING THE FENCE

BROO WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO GRATEFUL I'M ALIVE DUDE HOLY SHIT
>Escapes from life threatening situation
>0.0000001 seconds later
>makes a thread about it
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are you serious OP?
 
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I legit back when I was younger had a gun pulled on me by a cop cuz a exs mom told them I had a knife ( I didn't but her mom didn't like how I snuck into her daughter's room at night through her window and ran me off) so while I was dipping from. Her house. She had the cops already called. They told me to freeze and had the gun on me. Shit was wild. They searched me and my car. Zero weapons and then her mom got charged with waisting polices resources and all I was told was to not go back to the exs house ( I still kept going)
 
I legit back when I was younger had a gun pulled on me by a cop cuz a exs mom told them I had a knife ( I didn't but her mom didn't like how I snuck into her daughter's room at night through her window and ran me off) so while I was dipping from. Her house. She had the cops already called. They told me to freeze and had the gun on me. Shit was wild. They searched me and my car. Zero weapons and then her mom got charged with waisting polices resources and all I was told was to not go back to the exs house ( I still kept going)
If you did a single wrong move you could have got shot
 
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If you did a single wrong move you could have got shot
That's what they told me. Unlike these monkeys you kept showing I knew that as soon as I saw the blinding flash light. I got on the gound-hands up and didn't make a single move till they said so. Easy mega easy and they let me go after a hour of all clear and whatever calls they had to make on radio. I did get hand cuffed until they determined it was just a horny guy having sex 🤣
 
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That's what they told me. Unlike these monkeys you kept showing I knew that as soon as I saw the blinding flash light. I got on the gound-hands up and didn't make a single move till they said so. Easy mega easy and they let me go after a hour of all clear and whatever calls they had to make on radio. I did get hand cuffed until they determined it was just a horny guy having sex 🤣
Yeah a single flinch can get you shot. Most cops do not have that high levels of actual advanced trigger discipline. A random guy got swatted (false call on him) and he got shot in front of his door. Dude was completely innocent and unarmed with no harm.
 
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HOLY FUCK STILL UNDER SHOCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOLY I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OK I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING BEGIN I WAS IN FUCKING TEXAS HOUSTON IN AROUND CLEAR LAKE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS IN TEXAS SOME FISHERS THERE

ALRIGHT I FUCKING SCREAMED (I DONT KNOW WHY, LOW INHIBMAXXING) SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I WAS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING








DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

SOME GUY STARTED CHASING ME WITH A SHOTGUN AND A DOG (I AM FUCKING SERIOUS) HE WAS TTATED UP AND SHIT I STARTED RUNNI AWAY JUMPED OVER THE FUCKING FENCE AND RAN FOR FUCKING 3 MILES RAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HIGHWAY ATLEAST HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE TYPING THIS OUTSIDE RN HOLY SHIT BRO DUDEEEEE I FUCKING CUT MY FUCKING HANDS AND FOREARM WHILE CLIMBING THE FENCE

BROO WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO GRATEFUL I'M ALIVE DUDE HOLY SHIT
Real?
 
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