I ALMOST GOT SCAMMED BY THIS OLD ASS BITCH

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I almost got the blame for a staged accident.
I was on my bike on my phone looking at my shit and i'm cycling on the right side of the road.
This old ass boomer was walking with his two dogs doing the exact same.
So what does gramps do tryna get the money? He already saw me coming from afar and now
he intentionally walks to my right side of the road to cause a collision.
Of course i'm not retarded and i steer to the left side of the road and then i look at him with disgust in my eyes and like wtf?
His response in Dutch: 'Het gaat zo niet hè.' Meaning: 'It cant go like that eh.'
With his dumb ass smug face. I carried on home but should have beaten the fuck out of him, old ass jerk.
Imagine i was retarded enough to not change sides, he would have called the ambulance and cops and 112 (911 here) and put up his whole show
just to get his fucking money without any care for ruining my life more. Because who believes a teenager over a retired old man, nobody.
I wish i could have parked this old ass bitch.
Beating him up would have caused the same shit so yeah i sadly couldnt logically, what an asshole.
@Orc @phenylpiracetam @Bitchwhipper2 @Gargantuan @Gengar
 
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And that old man was indeed Saul Goodman the renowned lawyer from Albuquerque
 
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Thats deep
 
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You Fucking liar
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waltuh put your dick away waltuh. im not havin sex with you right now waltuh
 
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If you ever find him in the dark beat him up
 
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I almost got the blame for a staged accident.
I was on my bike on my phone looking at my shit and i'm cycling on the right side of the road.
This old ass boomer was walking with his two dogs doing the exact same.
So what does gramps do tryna get the money? He already saw me coming from afar and now
he intentionally walks to my right side of the road to cause a collision.
Of course i'm not retarded and i steer to the left side of the road and then i look at him with disgust in my eyes and like wtf?
His response in Dutch: 'Het gaat zo niet hè.' Meaning: 'It cant go like that eh.'
With his dumb ass smug face. I carried on home but should have beaten the fuck out of him, old ass jerk.
Imagine i was retarded enough to not change sides, he would have called the ambulance and cops and 112 (911 here) and put up his whole show
just to get his fucking money without any care for ruining my life more. Because who believes a teenager over a retired old man, nobody.
I wish i could have parked this old ass bitch.
Beating him up would have caused the same shit so yeah i sadly couldnt logically, what an asshole.
@Orc @phenylpiracetam @Bitchwhipper2 @Gargantuan @Gengar
Old people are cancer
 
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Glad to hear nothing bad happened. What a dick bag.
 
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Glad to hear nothing bad happened. What a dick bag.
yeah imagine doing that just for some money, must have been a former .is user.
 
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these crazy niggas don't realize that they can meet someone who will disembowel them on the street with a box cutter
 
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