i almost killed my ex talking stage today (accident)

[klyro]

we had to take tape down from the ceiling, she was standing on a desk complaining i was doing nothing. she threw tape at me, so i made a big tape ball. From across the room without her noticing, i threw it at her chest/neck area, and at the same time she stumbled and made the desk fall forwards which made her splat so hard falling backwards onto the classroom floor

literally was the funniest shit ever though, she broke her hand or something but im jfl'ing ever since it happened
no idea how her head survived that shit, considering it was like a 9 ft fall right onto the ground