I always fart around random people

[Sphinx]

I'm a mathematician and working with some businesses (assessments, value, money etc) and I talked with this cute foid and just farted out of nowhere. She smirk a bit and said don't be shy, it's ok. I wanted to kill myself and told her that it's rare, but I just farted again, straight up. At that point she had a more irritated look and I just walked away. I try not to eat nasty stuff before talking to new people, but I'm hungry man.

Also got kicked out from cabs because of it (They thought I'm doing this on purpose lol) Man it's tough being a nasty motherfucker. Any tips? for real. Sometimes I put my hand around my anus to block the noise, or letting it out real slow. but idk, how you guys deal with it.

 

[oatmeal]

Any tips? for real. Sometimes I put my hand around my anus to block the noise, or letting it out real slow. but idk, how you guys deal with it.

 

[buckchadley31]

I want to sniff your farts baby

 

[Sphinx]

I want to sniff your farts baby

Those people don't trust me. I almost got banned from some pizza restaurant the other day.

 

[oatmeal]

Those people don't trust me. I almost got banned from some pizza restaurant the other day.

good

 

[Sphinx]

good

Na bro, serious shit.

 

[oatmeal]

Na bro, serious shit.

muh serious

bro idk go to the bathroom or some shit

 

[Sphinx]

muh serious

bro idk go to the bathroom or some shit

Good tip I have never thought about that, retard.

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

chad farts and women starts sniffing on some police dog shit. how does it feel that u'll never experience this?

 

[Sphinx]

chad farts and women starts sniffing on some police dog shit. how does it feel that u'll never experience this?

Doesn't help my problem

 

[Mouthbreath]

this should take care of it

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Sphinx]

bump

 

[apocalypse]

Normie trait. Normies are OBSESSED with farting. They will force a fart and risk shitting their pants just for the pleasure of farting in front of other people.

 

[hebbewem]

Normie trait. Normies are OBSSESSED with farting. They will force a fart and risk shitting their pants just for the pleasure of farting in front of other people.

No they wont

 

[Deleted member 16133]

youre disgusting

youre even more putrid than my mom who literally is a professional flatulist and farts for a living

you're even more horrid than me and i haven't showered or shaved in 7 months

 

[Hypno]

I'm a mathematician and working with some businesses (assessments, value, money etc) and I talked with this cute foid and just farted out of nowhere. She smirk a bit and said don't be shy, it's ok. I wanted to kill myself and told her that it's rare, but I just farted again, straight up. At that point she had a more irritated look and I just walked away. I try not to eat nasty stuff before talking to new people, but I'm hungry man.

Also got kicked out from cabs because of it (They thought I'm doing this on purpose lol) Man it's tough being a nasty motherfucker. Any tips? for real. Sometimes I put my hand around my anus to block the noise, or letting it out real slow. but idk, how you guys deal with it.

Trucel trait..just eat junk food man

 

[Sphinx]

Bump

 

[subhuman incel]