I always made it a point to lose No Nut November as quickly as possible

[ranierean]

Get a Casio digital wristwatch, set it to military time, wear it upside down. Start fapping reasonably close to 00:00 1/11, get it right on the second if possible.
Uh... my life is one big fucking joke and I don't wish any of this on anybody else. I honestly don't know why I even wake up...

 

[meropeu]

Post on youtube of you breaking the world record