I am almost 25 years old and kissless virgin

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Kissless hugless handholdless virgin

When do you accept that it is finally over?
 
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if ur khhv at 16 it's over :owo:
 
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Kiss someone and have sex it's never over I was virgin aswell till I was 17 and had random sex which I didn't expect at all
 
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same but 29
 
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thats me if i dont lock in
 
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Kiss someone and have sex it's never over I was virgin aswell till I was 17 and had random sex which I didn't expect at all
You mean "rape" cus girls won't let me kiss them right off the bat
 
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You mean "rape" cus girls won't let me kiss them right off the bat
just find a horny one and she'll suck ur dick on the first meetup (personal experience)
 
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You mean "rape" cus girls won't let me kiss them right off the bat
Just go somewhere where everyone is drunk and it's dark so noone really sees Ur face like night club etc
 
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when you have no funds for implants and or bone advancements
I won't hace enough money until 30 or something. Its already over.
 
im so sorry bro
 
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Kissless hugless handholdless virgin

When do you accept that it is finally over?
to what extend would you say ur a volcel, like have u tried anything like cold approach or acting on a IOI (if gotten any ever)
 
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Kiss someone and have sex it's never over I was virgin aswell till I was 17 and had random sex which I didn't expect at all
How does it feel like first time?
What psl are you
 
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How does it feel like first time?
What psl are you
I'm ltn it was fine I guess very first time couldn't get hard and got embarrassed, but next day was fine
 
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Maybe at 30 it's over.
 
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Over for us
 
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How does one find that
follow random foids on insta

if they use push up bras and show a lot of skin in their highlights they are 70% chance like that

text them and after getting comfortable start making freaky "jokes'

if they go with it it's an easy slay

if not then gg
 
genuenly how does this happen? even ugly people ik have experienced relationships
 
follow random foids on insta

if they use push up bras and show a lot of skin in their highlights they are 70% chance like that

text them and after getting comfortable start making freaky "jokes'

if they go with it it's an easy slay

if not then gg
Or js be htn+
 
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i will guide you to the depths of darkness OP, dw
 
Younger than @optimisticzoomer at least
 
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I wish. 25+ year old virgin is insane status here. I’m a mere 22 year old virgin
We know you’re 32, nigga. There is not a world in which I am older than you. I am a primed 15.25-years-old young boy. >:0
 
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We know you’re 32, nigga. There is not a world in which I am older than you. I am a primed 15.25-years-old young boy. >:0
You’re right. Because you’re 21
 
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Past 25 only 1% of men are virgins
 
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Then how are you older than me, a 22 year old?
I’m not, I am a young buck; you’re an old grumpy fart. You attempt to tarnish the glorious imontheloose name by saying I’m older than you, a 49-year-old.
 
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I’m not, I am a young buck; you’re an old grumpy fart. You attempt to tarnish the glorious imontheloose name by saying I’m older than you, a 49-year-old.
The reality is you are 19. You are in your second year of university at Oxford Brookes. Currently predicted a 2:2. Most likely job upon graduating is part time cashier at your local Asda.

I’m nearing 23 with the life experience and mentality of a 45 year old.
 
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The reality is you are 19. You are in your second year of university at Oxford Brookes. Currently predicted a 2:2. Most likely job upon graduating is part time cashier at your local Asda.

I’m nearing 23 with the life experience and mentality of a 45 year old.
A 2:2 from Oxford Brookes is the rudest thing you’ve said to me. Take that back. Forget the rest.
 
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How is that even possible, kissless? Dawg man, good luck
 
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