I am an IVF baby (detailed explanation and experience) - Bloodwork Attached

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A little bit of backstory, my mom and dad met very late and anyways my dad stated that he wanted his baby boy to be as perfect as it could be, therefore he went towards the path of IVF,

Currently I am 192 cm (6’3), 161 pounds

I’m not going to explain IVF entirely, but basically the sperm and egg are combined outside of the womb to form an Embryo, with multiple embryos you can get a rough estimate of the future “stats” like IQ, Height and so on and chose the embryo with the best projected stats.

My creation took almost 2 years and 52 embryos.

Started the process 2006, I was placed in to my mom’s womb early 2009, and after around 8 months I was born.

Being an IVF baby has its perks, like having an above average IQ, being tall, not having any diseases or bad traits that pass on genetically.

However one side effect that me and most of my IVF friends are experiencing are high IgE levels, as in the provided bloodwork, my total IgE is around 1900 to 2000+, this means that I am very allergic (and I am to a random kind of trees and pollen). I’ve also experienced the consequences of this during my childhood (ex. Asthma, eczema). I’ve sited studies that prove my points and link these two together.

Do you guys think its worth it being an IVF baby?
Once you look at the bloodwork is there anything else that you find anormal?
Do you have any questions for me?

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Damn bro, I was naturally born tho, rn 6'1'' about 185... 17 yo, whats ur age, also thats so fcking amazing and coincidental that a test tube almost perfect baby like you tended to be introduced to the bp and now finds up that, he was a planned project lol
 
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A little bit of backstory, my mom and dad met very late and anyways my dad stated that he wanted his baby boy to be as perfect as it could be, therefore he went towards the path of IVF,

Currently I am 192 cm (6’3), 161 pounds

I’m not going to explain IVF entirely, but basically the sperm and egg are combined outside of the womb to form an Embryo, with multiple embryos you can get a rough estimate of the future “stats” like IQ, Height and so on and chose the embryo with the best projected stats.

My creation took almost 2 years and 52 embryos.

Started the process 2006, I was placed in to my mom’s womb early 2009, and after around 8 months I was born.

Being an IVF baby has its perks, like having an above average IQ, being tall, not having any diseases or bad traits that pass on genetically.

However one side effect that me and most of my IVF friends are experiencing are high IgE levels, as in the provided bloodwork, my total IgE is around 1900 to 2000+, this means that I am very allergic (and I am to a random kind of trees and pollen). I’ve also experienced the consequences of this during my childhood (ex. Asthma, eczema). I’ve sited studies that prove my points and link these two together.

Do you guys think its worth it being an IVF baby?
Once you look at the bloodwork is there anything else that you find anormal?
Do you have any questions for me?

Related Sources:
PMID39684703
PMID39182452
PMID15494069
PMID2058818

Bloodwork Attached
i would say that the tradeoff is worth it. Very interesting to see a ivf baby on this forum lmfao.
 
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i would say that the tradeoff is worth it. Very interesting to see a ivf baby on this forum lmfao.
whys it so interesting lmao
 
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yo this is hella cool

how tall r u?
 
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Damn bro, I was naturally born tho, rn 6'1'' about 185... 17 yo, whats ur age, also thats so fcking amazing and coincidental that a test tube almost perfect baby like you tended to be introduced to the bp and now finds up that, he was a planned project lol
testbook perfect, not on all aspects, I’m 16
 
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how tall r u?
1774808526927
 
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A little bit of backstory, my mom and dad met very late and anyways my dad stated that he wanted his baby boy to be as perfect as it could be, therefore he went towards the path of IVF,

Currently I am 192 cm (6’3), 161 pounds

I’m not going to explain IVF entirely, but basically the sperm and egg are combined outside of the womb to form an Embryo, with multiple embryos you can get a rough estimate of the future “stats” like IQ, Height and so on and chose the embryo with the best projected stats.

My creation took almost 2 years and 52 embryos.

Started the process 2006, I was placed in to my mom’s womb early 2009, and after around 8 months I was born.

Being an IVF baby has its perks, like having an above average IQ, being tall, not having any diseases or bad traits that pass on genetically.

However one side effect that me and most of my IVF friends are experiencing are high IgE levels, as in the provided bloodwork, my total IgE is around 1900 to 2000+, this means that I am very allergic (and I am to a random kind of trees and pollen). I’ve also experienced the consequences of this during my childhood (ex. Asthma, eczema). I’ve sited studies that prove my points and link these two together.

Do you guys think its worth it being an IVF baby?
Once you look at the bloodwork is there anything else that you find anormal?
Do you have any questions for me?

Related Sources:
PMID39684703
PMID39182452
PMID15494069
PMID2058818

Bloodwork Attached
ivf child born to be the best child out of all your daddys nut and still end up on this forum brootal daddy just doesnt have good genetics ig :lul:
 
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ivf child born to be the best child out of all your daddys nut and still end up on this forum brootal daddy just doesnt have good genetics ig :lul:
I’m a guy, I dont have any diseases, 6’3 and way above average IQ which are the only things that IVF offered at that time, whats your point?
 
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I’m a guy, I dont have any diseases, 6’3 and way above average IQ which are the only things that IVF offered at that time, whats your point?
bieng on this forumm means you must be chopped or used to be chopped all this ivf and your still not higher iq than me or just good looking
 
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bieng on this forumm means you must be chopped or used to be chopped all this ivf and your still not higher iq than me or just good looking
I took ashwaganda once you cant spike my cortisol im sorry
 
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I took ashwaganda once you cant spike my cortisol im sorry
im not even trying to lol i have an of 138 i can prove it if you want
but im just wondering why didnt giving you the best possible genes not make you good looking too? your daddy got some explaining to do he just had bad nut:lul: ye thats it iq of 138 with proof s
 
im not even trying to lol i have an of 138 i can prove it if you want
but im just wondering why didnt giving you the best possible genes not make you good looking too? your daddy got some explaining to do he just had bad nut:lul: ye thats it iq of 138 with proof s
All this IQ and can’t google search “IVF” smh, you cannot determine or predict the facial structure of a molecule
 
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All this IQ and can’t google search “IVF” smh, you cannot determine or predict the facial structure of a molecule
dumbass niggah tf all this ivf and you cant read are genuinly retarded if read what i said if your parents chose the "best" combo of sperm and ovule and you turned out looking like shit what was the point of this just have bad genetics daddy gave you his best sperm yet your still fucking ugly :lul:
 
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dumbass niggah tf all this ivf and you cant read are genuinly retarded if read what i said if your parents chose the "best" combo of sperm and ovule and you turned out looking like shit what was the point of this just have bad genetics daddy gave you his best sperm yet your still fucking ugly :lul:
who said I look like shit
 
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im assuming you do because some chad wouldnt need to be on this forum now would he?
Im just here to research and discuss unconventional methods to further improve my looks and overall stats
 
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alr? cool good for you my daddys sperms are better than your daddys best ones lol 138iq mogged:lul:
 
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ye thats it twin u dont gotta hate :)
alr man sorry we good i honestly have to eat some ashwaganda so my cortisol doesnt spike 😢
 
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A little bit of backstory, my mom and dad met very late and anyways my dad stated that he wanted his baby boy to be as perfect as it could be, therefore he went towards the path of IVF,

Currently I am 192 cm (6’3), 161 pounds

I’m not going to explain IVF entirely, but basically the sperm and egg are combined outside of the womb to form an Embryo, with multiple embryos you can get a rough estimate of the future “stats” like IQ, Height and so on and chose the embryo with the best projected stats.

My creation took almost 2 years and 52 embryos.

Started the process 2006, I was placed in to my mom’s womb early 2009, and after around 8 months I was born.

Being an IVF baby has its perks, like having an above average IQ, being tall, not having any diseases or bad traits that pass on genetically.

However one side effect that me and most of my IVF friends are experiencing are high IgE levels, as in the provided bloodwork, my total IgE is around 1900 to 2000+, this means that I am very allergic (and I am to a random kind of trees and pollen). I’ve also experienced the consequences of this during my childhood (ex. Asthma, eczema). I’ve sited studies that prove my points and link these two together.

Do you guys think its worth it being an IVF baby?
Once you look at the bloodwork is there anything else that you find anormal?
Do you have any questions for me?

Related Sources:
PMID39684703
PMID39182452
PMID15494069
PMID2058818

Bloodwork Attached
Really interesting tbh
 
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First time I'm hearing of anything like this and wow it's actually intriguing.
 
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First time I'm hearing of anything like this and wow it's actually intriguing.
I'm curious about why you got into this space. Surely it's not just for chicks?
 
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I'm curious about why you got into this space. Surely it's not just for chicks?
I have a superiorty complex, I want to be the best I can possibly be in almost every field, even though i know its unrealistic and not feasible
 
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I have a superiorty complex, I want to be the best I can possibly be in almost every field
This is exactly what I wanted to hear, so props to you. I have similar reasons for joining too. Hope the best for u
 
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This is exactly what I wanted to hear, so props to you. I have similar reasons for joining too. Hope the best for u
whyd u wanna hear that
 
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