I am Copious Maximus - Doing every cope method for facial gains

[pokercel]

I will cope with every possible copium out there to improve my face. I will also document the process or the lack of it here so future greycels can take notes. I will wait with pics until I get my new phone, so the lens will be the same. I will use exact same angles and lighting. I will describe how i will achieve it, but not now.

I am already an oldcel, 28.

I will dedicate the following 1 year to this. Here are all the methods and frequencies.

Soft mewing - when I sleep
Hard mewing/Tongue chewing with gum - when I am awake
Thumb pulling forward and outward - as many times as I remember to do it for at least 3O seconds with maximum force
NCR (inflating balloon in my upper turbinate near the sphenoid bone) - every day once
Chewing gum - all day along with tongue chewing
chin tucking - all day when im inside (which is always, cuz I am a nerd)

I will be also going on a diet, sorry if this invalidates the experiment, I don't care honestly.

Will take pictures every month

Let me know which methods should I also consider in my regimen

This is me now. Just wanted to say HI. This is not part of the documentation. I am a bit sick, that's why the red nose etc.

BYE

 

[Hernan]

sybau.

 

[Sujumh]

keep us updated. interested to see this

 

[Sujumh]

I will cope with every possible copium out there to improve my face. I will also document the process or the lack of it here so future greycels can take notes. I will wait with pics until I get my new phone, so the lens will be the same. I will use exact same angles and lighting. I will describe how i will achieve it, but not now.

I am already an oldcel, 28.

I will dedicate the following 1 year to this. Here are all the methods and frequencies.

Soft mewing - when I sleep
Hard mewing/Tongue chewing with gum - when I am awake
Thumb pulling forward and outward - as many times as I remember to do it for at least 3O seconds with maximum force
NCR (inflating balloon in my upper turbinate near the sphenoid bone) - every day once
Chewing gum - all day along with tongue chewing
chin tucking - all day when im inside (which is always, cuz I am a nerd)

I will be also going on a diet, sorry if this invalidates the experiment, I don't care honestly.

Will take pictures every month

Let me know which methods should I also consider in my regimen

BYE

add the cope eye methods too

 

[FootballPlaya69]

the real key is chewing tobacco. Put some nice fat lippers in on both sides of the lower lip throughout the day

 

[pokercel]

add the cope eye methods too

Oh yeah the orbital occuli training method? sure I will add it too

 

[lokit]

Brutal

 

[AforB]

Why be a idiot when you can just surgery

 

[pokercel]

Why be a idiot when you can just surgery

1) I live in a 3rd world country
2) no money
3) it's too risky for my age
4) results often uncanny

 

[FrenchareMedCucks]

1) I live in a 3rd world country
2) no money
3) it's too risky for my age
4) results often uncanny

Thumb pull does nothing it's cope like mewing after 8-10 years old

Surgery like bimax don't look uncanny at all unless you get botch by scammers like alfara, safi

 

[AforB]

1. Move to Europe since they will GLADLY take you in
2. Take out a loan lol
3. 'too risky' while being 28 LOLLLLLL
4. You must be talking about implants. Are you even aware of the difference between osteotomies and implants?

 

[pokercel]

Thumb pull does nothing it's cope like mewing after 8-10 years old

Surgery like bimax don't look uncanny at all unless you get botch by scammers like alfara, safi

bimax is cope, only sliding genioplasty is worth it

 

[FrenchareMedCucks]

bimax is cope, only sliding genioplasty is worth it

Yes for guys with class 1 perfect bite and flat occlusional plane mandible yes maybe bimax is cope for them

However if class 2 and steep recessed mandible you can get full BSSO movements, CCW rotation of maxilla with big downgrafting movements and then you ascend from birdcels to HTN mogger with bimax alone because your recessed base allowed for more aggressive surgerical moves that only black pilled surgeons do of course