i am going on a date tonight, WHAT DO I DO

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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
 
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well well well larry look were we wind up
 
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After being called bluepilled for 2 days
 
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take something to calm down :feelstrash:
 
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I TAKE ALL THE TIMES I SAID I WOULD BE HIGH T AND FUCK EVERY WOMEN I GET THE CHACNCE BACK M IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS, HELP
 
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Don't rape her
 
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Pound a few beers before you meet her tbh
 
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she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there
maybe you can play Kirby afterwards :feelsokman:
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
@Im sorry mother
this is what wouldve happened to you in an alternate dimension
 
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After being called bluepilled for 2 days
"muh I'm ltn"

"you're all bluepilled larpers"

fucking stupid autistic htn ramblings
 
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Finally done larping as trucel incel?
 
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bro's asking org it's so over for u lil nigga
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
You fakecel piece of shit but I’m happy. Take advantage of this opportunity and fuck her he
 
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Fuck you @esoterik we told you that you could do it:feelsree:
I DONT UNDERSTAND, I LEGIT HAVE GENERIC MTN APPEAL, LITERALLY THERE IS NOTHING ON MY FACE STRIKING OR GOOD ENOUGH WHERE I DESERVE THIS
 
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I DONT UNDERSTAND, I LEGIT HAVE GENERIC MTN APPEAL, LITERALLY THERE IS NOTHING ON MY FACE STRIKING OR GOOD ENOUGH WHERE I DESERVE THIS
talking spongebob squarepants GIF

Your about to slay, nows the time u stop talking like an incel
 
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I DONT UNDERSTAND, I LEGIT HAVE GENERIC MTN APPEAL, LITERALLY THERE IS NOTHING ON MY FACE STRIKING OR GOOD ENOUGH WHERE I DESERVE THIS
Retard
 
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talking spongebob squarepants GIF

Your about to slay, nows the time u stop talking like an incel
NAH, I NEED TO GET LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A VC AND I NEED TO TURN MY CAMERA ON AND THEY GUIDE ME THROUGH THE DATE, THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK TO HER
 
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delete account on org
and never come back here :Comfy:
 
NAH, I NEED TO GET LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A VC AND I NEED TO TURN MY CAMERA ON AND THEY GUIDE ME THROUGH THE DATE, THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK TO HER
Nope nigga, go buy condoms
 
NAH, I NEED TO GET LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A VC AND I NEED TO TURN MY CAMERA ON AND THEY GUIDE ME THROUGH THE DATE, THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK TO HER
I accept im unemployed and playing borderlands 2 rn anyway
 
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Its already over for you if you have to rely on jewish app
 
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you have legit seen my face, there is nothing on it where i would be more special then the other 50% of tinder
I don't think you look bad cuh just not htn imo but dont fumble this:feelsgood:
 
for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
Be yourself and act affectionate, care for her and actually be interested in the convo
 
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Be yourself and act affectionate, care for her and actually be interested in the convo
Literally be yourself lol the looks already did the job now just be human
 
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Take propranolol before the date
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
ok chad....
 
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Nope nigga, go buy condoms
NO, WHAT IF SHE SEES THEM IN MY POCKET AND IS TURNED OFF BY MY EXPECTATIONS, DO I ASK HER RIGHT NOW?
 
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NO, WHAT IF SHE SEES THEM IN MY POCKET AND IS TURNED OFF BY MY EXPECTATIONS, DO I ASK HER RIGHT NOW?
She wouldnt see them jfl i can help you more with anything u need to know about ur date on dc
 
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@Im sorry mother
this is what wouldve happened to you in an alternate dimension
In another life im a mtn getting excited for a date lol I eas acting exactly like that before meeting her. This so sad another man is down and another one is up
 
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Dnr a singular molecule,my advice is that you rape her and then kill her
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
Run pua game on her
 
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In another life im a mtn getting excited for a date lol I eas acting exactly like that before meeting her. This so sad another man is down and another one is up
you, me and hax have been suffering a lot recently
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
Just be yourself and be nice to her, thats all shes looking for someone to talk to. Be the same person you are thats texting her
 
80 mg propanolol and pray
 
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literally just relax the play is set up and it cant really go wrong :lul: ask her some surface level questions to conversate so it wont be awkward and literally try to be yourself all you gotta do is listen to her yap about whatever the fuck and act like you care and ask follow up questions like why is that or who did that and she'll eventually let her guard down make sure to throw some jokes in there you dont have to jester but just be a little funny and appropriate jokes at appropriate times girls LOVE to laugh almost more than anything. im sure you know obviously to pay for everything and make sure shes satisfied with the food and happy from your conversation and jokes make sure to compliment her they love validation too. so once you finally get back to the house im sure she'll have shit set up like candles or whatever and she will most likely put on a movie and have drinks at her crib (im not sure how old you guys are im just assuming) so yall will drink and get buzzed while watching the movie always initiate contact shooters are going to shoot so ask her to cuddle or something so that yall are comfortable with touching each other and if shes down to cuddle its pretty much greenlight from there. def do some foreplay with her make out with her and you should be good to slay from there :owo:

good luck man dont overthink it you literally cannot fuck up pregame if you need:forcedsmile:
 
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NO, WHAT IF SHE SEES THEM IN MY POCKET AND IS TURNED OFF BY MY EXPECTATIONS, DO I ASK HER RIGHT NOW?
buy some and keep it in your wallet or go raw for your first time ever(y)
 
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Jfl why would you tell her you’re a virgin
 
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alright, im preparing for the date, what do i need before i go @Ascending2Tyrone @eon
 
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alright, im preparing for the date, what do i need before i go @Ascending2Tyrone @eon
Make sure you smell good and your skin looks clear if not use a tinted sunscreen
 
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Make sure you smell good and your skin looks clear if not use a tinted sunscreen
do i buy condoms? or is it normal/expected to fuck raw :feelswat:
 
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for context, i setup a tinder profile with a nt picture of me and i matched with a hmtb, we talked and i told her i was a virgin last night, after we just kept talking and now, today, we were talking and she said we should go to a popular restaurant near us at like 8pm. i said ok, sure, and she said if her cousins are not at her house after we are done eating, we can go back there


but... i am flipping the fuck out, i am having involuntary spasms and shaking while writing this, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ,, IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE, SHOULD I CANCEL?


@BigBallsLarry @eon @zemult @davidlaidisme67
How old are both of u?
 
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