I am going to become a faceless house producer

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House music djs/producers have the perfect job for me. They don’t need to show their face and therefore don’t need to be attractive, get to endlessly party, get infinite jb whores, and make hella money.

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Ideal life fr he could be a subhuman under that mask and no one would know. He has millions of girls thirsting over him and makes bank doing shows all around Europe.

Only issue is I don’t have any music taste, have never been to a rave/club in my life, and would probably not end up very successful
 
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just make music theory (works like a charm)
 
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Instead of being a house producer why don’t you become a house MD
 
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House music djs/producers have the perfect job for me. They don’t need to show their face and therefore don’t need to be attractive, get to endlessly party, get infinite jb whores, and make hella money.

Like this guy




Ideal life fr he could be a subhuman under that mask and no one would know. He has millions of girls thirsting over him and makes bank doing shows all around Europe.

Only issue is I don’t have any music taste, have never been to a rave/club in my life, and would probably not end up very successful


we have beefed before but may I bestow kindness upon your soul



 
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Instead of being a house producer why don’t you become a house MD
Or become the house. What woman can resist entering a house, which would be you? However, guys, too, will be entering you. So. There's that.
 
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Or become the house. What woman can resist entering a house, which would be you? However, guys, too, will be entering you. So. There's that.
I like it when guys enter me🤤🫣
 
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go for it bhai
 
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Jbs that ik took personal pics with him and reposted thirst tiktoks of him that were captioned “Ik he is so handsome under that mask”. This is a very true post
 
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Jbs that ik took personal pics with him and reposted thirst tiktoks of him that were captioned “Ik he is so handsome under that mask”. This is a very true post
If he took that mask off his career would be over since all the foids fantasize about him being perfect
 
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