I am literally a 500ELO in chess, subhuman tier.

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completely over for me, I am a physics and math prodigy with an IQ of 130 yet playing 10minrapid keeps having me lose at subhuman elo.
 
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just dont have the patience to think ahead of moves, cant be arsed. I play on feeling and what I think is a funny move
 
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completely over for me, I am a physics and math prodigy with an IQ of 130 yet playing 10minrapid keeps having me lose at subhuman elo.
IQ is not the only thing that matters in chess. One of the best players OAT has "only" got like 120-130 IQ if im not mistaken.
 
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How many games you've played?
 
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maybe you should try checkers
 
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If you just joined a chess club in college, you'd be Richard Feynmann instead of MoggerGaston
 
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league of legends needs more brain than chess and it's a fact
 
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If you just joined a chess club in college, you'd be Richard Feynmann instead of MoggerGaston
episode 11 nerd GIF
 
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its just about playing alot and remembering patterns

I need to start again

I started with 300 elo last year Now im like 800 or sum
 
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thinking ahead with moves is too boring for me

i think my brain is all fucked up
But chess is the best dopamine detox imo

Its actually fun and it doesnt fuck up your dopamine receptor unlike other games or watching porn or scrolling tiktok
 
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Same here. When I make my move, I watch some shorts/tiktoks instead of being present and look what the fuck my opponents do. Then I go back from tiktok and make first move I found instead of spending few more seconds to find better one. Chess aren't for people like me.
 
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just dont have the patience to think ahead of moves, cant be arsed. I play on feeling and what I think is a funny move
Brutal ADHDcel not even IQ can help that
 
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IQ is not the only thing that matters in chess. One of the best players OAT has "only" got like 120-130 IQ if im not mistaken.
It helps a lot.
 
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Just be like tyler1 and become obsessed
 
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Great tactic I used to win his queen..
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I played against david laid on chess.com once he was 600 elo lol
 
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its just about playing alot and remembering patterns

I need to start again

I started with 300 elo last year Now im like 800 or sum
chess is fucking hard tbh
losing in it feels very humiliating and bad mentally
but there is a lot of theory about it to learn you rly gotta stick to it
 
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I’m 400
Could always be worse
 
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chess is fucking hard tbh
losing in it feels very humiliating and bad mentally
but there is a lot of theory about it to learn you rly gotta stick to it
Thats why you cheat in the rematch to satisfy your ego. Bonus points if you larp as tallfag and search up their countries average height and insult them over it after raping them in the rematch
 
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Chess is a worthless manmade game the smartest humans never played it
 
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Maybe learn theory if you want to get better. I got to 600 without theory
 
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just dont have the patience to think ahead of moves, cant be arsed. I play on feeling and what I think is a funny move
I don’t think ahead either and I‘m a 900 git gud
 
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