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Dear federal agents, I am not an incel who is going to commit a crime :ANGERY: Just because I committed A FEW crimes (everyone has done that) doesn't mean I am willing to purchase a gun and do something really bad and dangerous. I had to wake up at 8 am and go to the police station drenched in grease because I didn't have time to shower. Interpol GET OFF MY DICK FAGGOTS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :FeelsCringeManW: Now they want to send me to a mental asylum for threatening to kill myself during questioning several times. I just have a short temper I am not at risk or anything like that. Legal troubles keep stacking up so if I disappear I'm locked up :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: At least I got ungrounded after the 6 HOUR lecture and questioning, but my parents made me delete telegram :feelswah: I' not even scared of the cops I just want to keep my phone :forcedsmile:My dad took it and I asked for him to beat me up so he's not as angry and gives it back
@Jensonsahighlander @jrown @Divineincel @motionmantris
 
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Dear federal agents, I am not an incel who is going to commit a crime :ANGERY: Just because I committed A FEW crimes (everyone has done that) doesn't mean I am willing to purchase a gun and do something really bad and dangerous. I had to wake up at 8 am and go to the police station drenched in grease because I didn't have time to shower. Interpol GET OFF MY DICK FAGGOTS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :FeelsCringeManW: Now they want to send me to a mental asylum for threatening to kill myself during questioning several times. I just have a short temper I am not at risk or anything like that. Legal troubles keep stacking up so if I disappear I'm locked up :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: At least I got ungrounded after the 6 HOUR lecture and questioning, but my parents made me delete telegram :feelswah: I' not even scared of the cops I just want to keep my phone :forcedsmile:My dad took it and I asked for him to beat me up so he's not as angry and gives it back
@Jensonsahighlander @jrown @Divineincel @motionmantris
tell them to send a girl named mila my way please
 
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im sorry😞 once yhey realize you have 4k rep on looksmax.org im sure they will let you go:02Pat:
 
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Dear federal agents, I am not an incel who is going to commit a crime :ANGERY: Just because I committed A FEW crimes (everyone has done that) doesn't mean I am willing to purchase a gun and do something really bad and dangerous. I had to wake up at 8 am and go to the police station drenched in grease because I didn't have time to shower. Interpol GET OFF MY DICK FAGGOTS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :FeelsCringeManW: Now they want to send me to a mental asylum for threatening to kill myself during questioning several times. I just have a short temper I am not at risk or anything like that. Legal troubles keep stacking up so if I disappear I'm locked up :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: At least I got ungrounded after the 6 HOUR lecture and questioning, but my parents made me delete telegram :feelswah: I' not even scared of the cops I just want to keep my phone :forcedsmile:My dad took it and I asked for him to beat me up so he's not as angry and gives it back
@Jensonsahighlander @jrown @Divineincel @motionmantris
talessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 
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I input the time I spend surveiling you in JIRA
 
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Dear federal agents, I am not an incel who is going to commit a crime :ANGERY: Just because I committed A FEW crimes (everyone has done that) doesn't mean I am willing to purchase a gun and do something really bad and dangerous. I had to wake up at 8 am and go to the police station drenched in grease because I didn't have time to shower. Interpol GET OFF MY DICK FAGGOTS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING :FeelsCringeManW: Now they want to send me to a mental asylum for threatening to kill myself during questioning several times. I just have a short temper I am not at risk or anything like that. Legal troubles keep stacking up so if I disappear I'm locked up :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: At least I got ungrounded after the 6 HOUR lecture and questioning, but my parents made me delete telegram :feelswah: I' not even scared of the cops I just want to keep my phone :forcedsmile:My dad took it and I asked for him to beat me up so he's not as angry and gives it back
@Jensonsahighlander @jrown @Divineincel @motionmantris
what the fuck did you do on telegram
 
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son you are the least of interpol's worries
 
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Say that to them not me:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I don't think I'm that important for 4 hours of questioning
boyo what are you getting up to 8am at the police station; you facilitiating putin's influence in the EU?
 
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boyo what are you getting up to 8am at the police station; you facilitiating putin's influence in the EU?
I did a few things that I am not supposed to talk about (court case lol) and since my digital activity isn't the best either they started tracking me. They have my telegram, tiktok, instagram and monitor my social media in general :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: I don't know about forums but they have some of my emails, but I used a burner one for .org
 
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I did a few things that I am not supposed to talk about (court case lol) and since my digital activity isn't the best either they started tracking me. They have my telegram, tiktok, instagram and monitor my social media in general :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: I don't know about forums but they have some of my emails, but I used a burner one for .org
boyo they can see your internet activity, if they contact your ISP, they will transfer all information pertaining to your online activity. check the laws and regulation of your nation, but they probably can see that you use org.
 
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boyo they can see your internet activity, if they contact your ISP, they will transfer all information pertaining to your online activity. check the laws and regulation of your nation, but they probably can see that you use org.
Ropefuel :feelsrope:I don't know much about the law I just get in trouble with it:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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