I am romantically attracted to the "mom“ in Two and a half men

[The Grinch]

I would do everything to make her happy. She is 60 years older than me, but she has something about her that i find so attractive, i can’t help myself. I like older women.

 

[FiendFiend]

ur defo old as fuck

 

[FiendFiend]

this just sounds like background noise i dont know how u watch this

 

[The Grinch]

ur defo old as fuck

I am a 67 year old man

 

[FiendFiend]

I am a 67 year old man

can u spare me some bread please

 

[The Grinch]

can u spare me some bread please

Huh?

 

[FiendFiend]

Huh?

can i have some money old man please put me in ur will

 

[Node]

22
Nah
Def not

 

[The Grinch]

can i have some money old man please put me in ur will

No

 

[The Grinch]

22
Nah
Def not

I am 56 years old

 

[Node]

I am 56 years old

Spoiler: Pussy

 

[The Grinch]

Spoiler: Pussy

View attachment 4088589

Makes no sense. Are you autistic?

 

[Node]

Makes no sense. Are you autistic?

I’m just cooler than you
Figures

 

[RXnd]

I am a 67 year old man

 

[The Grinch]

I’m just cooler than you
Figures

You have down syndrome

 

[Part-Time Chad]

I am a 67 year old man

Damn. I thought I was old. Glad you're here. I hate being surrounded by all these Zoomers and Alphas.

 

[Node]

You have down syndrome

I do not

 

[The Grinch]

Damn. I thought I was old. Glad you're here. I hate being surrounded by all these Zoomers and Alphas.

Retard

 

[Node]

Damn. I thought I was old. Glad you're here. I hate being surrounded by all these Zoomers and Alphas.

67 is zoomer phrase you imbecile

 

[Part-Time Chad]

67 is zoomer phrase you imbecile

1. Sorry I didn't understand alienspeak.

2. Fuck you.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Retard

Oh, and fuck you, too.

 

[Node]

1. Sorry I didn't understand alienspeak.

2. Fuck you.

Old man can’t cope with the facts

 

[The Grinch]

Oh, and fuck you, too.

Fuck you back

 

[Part-Time Chad]

I am 56 years old

Should I take that literally, or is it another enigmatic Zoomer phrase?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Old man can’t cope with the facts

I don't need to cope because I'm not that old, retard.

 

[The Grinch]

Should I take that literally, or is it another enigmatic Zoomer phrase?

I am 120 years old.

 

[Node]

I don't need to cope because I'm not that old, retard.

You are an old retard

 

[Part-Time Chad]

You are an old retard

My I.Q. tests beg to disagree with you.

 

[TrueSub𝟑]

I would do everything to make her happy. She is 60 years older than me, but she has something about her that i find so attractive, i can’t help myself. I like older women.

 

[The Grinch]

You are an old retard

I live in the retirement home btw, currently waiting at my pudding

 

[Node]

I live in the retirement home btw, currently waiting at my pudding

Pudding is for slaves
Eat the nurses

 

[Node]

My I.Q. tests beg to disagree with you.

Muh iq is so high

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Muh iq is so high

Don't lose your mind because you're stupid. There are other things in life.

 

[Node]

Don't lose your mind because you're stupid. There are other things in life.

I’m calm as a cucumber

 

[Part-Time Chad]

I’m calm as a cucumber

Your brain is a cucumber.

 

[Node]

Your brain is a cucumber.

My brain is a squishy pink object

 

[why not me?]

Why

 

[The Grinch]

Why

I like her

 

[The Grinch]

I do not

Are you sure?

 

[Node]

Are you sure?

Yeah I’m sure