i am swarthymaxing ala DGandy

[2peasinapod]

following the dolce and gabbana blue print

medium THICK hair effortlessly swept up

med facial har with longest areas moustache and chinline

sun exposure and beta careotene

then im keeping my elegant anglo body and sharp bone structure to clearly distinguish from your typical south med midget

what a look

if i was a cinderella i would also want a slice of the cake

 

[RudyRude]

Me too bro dolce Gandy was peak Gandy

 

[Swolepenisman]

Pitt mogs

 

[2peasinapod]

pitt aint never going to look like DGandy

 

[RudyRude]

Pitt mogs

surely you are joking bro

 

[2peasinapod]

@oldcell this pic shows power of facial hair, the clean shaven guys look asexual next to the bearded guys



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can the mods create a swarthymaxing group please

i am on a journey

 

[Deleted member 2661]

After that you wake up and realise you need to inject a skull transplant

 

[2peasinapod]

After that you wake up and realise you need to inject a skull transplant

my skulls huge mate, keep projecting

while you were taking k2 supps and going to the gym, i spent my youth summers working 12 hours a day outside in the orchard and eating 10k cals a day

i did all the work completely organically, i have been rewarded

 

[Deleted member 2661]

my skulls huge mate, keep projecting

while you were taking k2 supps and going to the gym, i spent my youth summers working 12 hours a day outside in the orchard and eating 10k cals a day

i did all the work completely organically, i have been rewarded

Keep daydreaming son, this is you

 

[AbandonShip]

my skulls huge mate, keep projecting

while you were taking k2 supps and going to the gym, i spent my youth summers working 12 hours a day outside in the orchard and eating 10k cals a day

i did all the work completely organically, i have been rewarded

10k cals a day?

Wtf?

 

[2peasinapod]

10k cals a day?

Wtf?

during puberty i had such a big hunger, my parents took me to the dr becasue they thought i had a worm or something

i can eat more than anyone i know yet i have almost no fat

same as my dad, same as my brother, same as my grandfather

all exceptional genetics

 

[AbandonShip]

during puberty i had such a big hunger, my parents took me to the dr becasue they thought i had a worm or something

i can eat more than anyone i know yet i have almost no fat

same as my dad, same as my brother, same as my grandfather

all exceptional genetics

You just have fast metabolism.

Probably due to high surface area to volume ratio.

 

[Virgincel]

Pitt mogs

Several years older than prime Gandy and mogs him to suicide

 

[oldcell]

Thats brutal
Notice how Gandy stands out there, clean shaven face seems like they miss something
Also, Gandy facial hair are really short, he cannot grow cheeks only stache and goatee, it is like 5mm max?

Also lol at copers here claiming facial hair hide something, short stubbly goatee like Gandy has hide absolute nothing

 

[Swolepenisman]

Several years older than prime Gandy and mogs him to suicide

Would do anything to look like Pitt imagine being reincarnation and beIN born as him