I am the biggest truecel on this forum

[JohnDoe]

I don't think anyone has me beat. On account of age i am by default above the other truecels. Only @Gengar comes close but he's better off than me in pretty much every aspect. Name me 1 person that is worse than me. You can't.
Therefore I declare myself the king of truecels. Henceforth you shall mention the king of truecels with respect or I will give my bad fortune to you.

 

[Chadeep]

How old?

 

[bananabrick]

all hail jake, clown of truecells

 

[JohnDoe]

How old?

Too old is the answer

 

[JohnDoe]

all hail jake, clown of truecells

My name's john

 

[JohnDoe]

@ey88 god bless you and god bless Theodore

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

How old?

Unrelated but how is 5'8-6'5 the height range in "attractive male attributes starter pack"? JFL

 

[Chadeep]

Unrelated but how is 5'8-6'5 the height range in "attractive male attributes starter pack"? JFL

It's from Reddit.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

It's from Reddit.

Makes sense. I'm relieved that you didn't make it.

 

[albanianblackguy]

I don't think anyone has me beat. On account of age i am by default above the other truecels. Only @Gengar comes close but he's better off than me in pretty much every aspect. Name me 1 person that is worse than me. You can't.
Therefore I declare myself the king of truecels. Henceforth you shall mention the king of truecels with respect or I will give my bad fortune to you.

was it your thread, the one about killing yourself cuz u are short

 

[Copeful]

you mog me chadpreet

 

[fuxkdakikez]

pm face

 

[Gengar]

I don't think anyone has me beat. On account of age i am by default above the other truecels. Only @Gengar comes close but he's better off than me in pretty much every aspect. Name me 1 person that is worse than me. You can't.
Therefore I declare myself the king of truecels. Henceforth you shall mention the king of truecels with respect or I will give my bad fortune to you.

You have it better than me because you never had to deal with a oneitis to the same extent as me.