I am the emperor of saarpia

[wishIwasSalludon]

That means that all non whites must bow to my will

tagging my subjects(aka ethnics):

@cromagnon @noobs @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @Gengar @Gengar

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

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[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

Why would I bow down to a white?

What if you pulled you by the hair and stomped your midface in so that you'd be a gook?

Also @noobs is white

 

[Gengar]

NO MASSA, THAT BE THE WRONG HOLE.

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

You can make @Gengar Bow though, I Only help other Dravs

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

as my first act as emperor I will be sending 100 mullata concubines to my trusted general @cromagnon and 100 big booty ebonys to my advisor @Gengar

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I will be appointing @ElTruecel and @enchanted_elixir as chief administrators of science and medicine in saarpia

 

[Bomber517]

Saarpia lol

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Saarpia lol

I will send 5 million congolese immigrants to your country as a punishment for insulting saarpia

 

[Gengar]

as my first act as emperor I will be sending 100 mullata concubines to my trusted general @cromagnon and 100 big booty ebonys to my advisor @Gengar

Muh dick is ready to be serviced by 100 big booty Ebony queens.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Muh dick is ready to be serviced by 100 big booty Ebony queens.

I hope youre on viagra

 

[Bomber517]

I will send 5 million congolese immigrants to your country as a punishment for insulting saarpia

So you're the emperor, but who is the God? Simon Henriksson?

 

[noobs]

IM FUCKING WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTE

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[wishIwasSalludon]

So you're the emperor, but who is the God? Simon Henriksson?

Simon Henriksson is an honarary ethnic since he has black hair and eyes and is thus worthy of being the God of saarpia

 

[Gengar]

I hope youre on viagra

I have fapped 10 times in a row on more than one occasion.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

IM FUCKING WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTE

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nope Ive already appointed you as prime ambassador of saarpia sorry

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I have fapped 10 times in a row on more than one occasion.

impressive i think most ive done is 8

 

[Bomber517]

Simon Henriksson is an honarary ethnic since he has black hair and eyes and is thus worthy of being the God of saarpia

And who is the satan? Sophie?

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

And who is the satan? Sophie?

yes Simon went ER after being rejected by his aryan oneitis

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

What if you pulled you by the hair and stomped your midface in so that you'd be a gook?

@klip11 ahh comment

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

@klip11 ahh comment

Nah but I'm really that nigga

 

[Bomber517]

Simon Henriksson is an honarary ethnic since he has black hair and eyes and is thus worthy of being the God of saarpia

In Simon we trust

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

In Simon we trust

I am simon, but instead of not having working legs my disability is not having a working hairline

 

[enchanted_elixir]

That means that all non whites must bow to my will

Just fucking lol if you think people will genuinely do that

 

[pookieslove]

Muh dick is ready to be serviced by 100 big booty Ebony queens.

You like ebonys jfl

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Just fucking lol if you think people will genuinely do that

@cromagnon @Gengar @ElTruecel defend your emperor now…

Please and thank you

 

[Gengar]

Just fucking lol if you think people will genuinely do that

Neck yourself now! You dare speak ill of the emperor that granted me 100 big booty ebony queens? I won't allow it.

 

[Gengar]

You like ebonys jfl

I like all races of women.

Except bug-eyed, big-nosed poojeetas.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Except bug-eyed, big-nosed poojeetas.

why not

 

[Gengar]

why not

My emperor, you have to ask?

(I'm a bug-eyed and big-nosed pajeet )