I am unironically a ricecel and im turning into a gook

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aspiringexcel

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Every time i see a gook irl i chimp out a bit and get a dopimane hit. Recently i bought this rice cooker because i like rice.

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Yellow fever.

Also rice gives you cancer due to all the arsenic in it.
 
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Yellow fever.

Also rice gives you cancer due to all the arsenic in it.
Brootal.

Also im not a yellowfevercel but i really like gooks
 
at least you have lurking female fans
 
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Brootal.

Also im not a yellowfevercel but i really like gooks
Are you like one of those white guys obsessed with being east Asian with the east Asian tattoos and shit?
 
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East Asians do have an exoticism and mysticism to them. Which gives them a cool factor
 
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I remember I had a Chinese friend who I almost saw as a pet to observe how weird and exotic he was @Eli
 
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East Asians are also quite comical in both appearance and behavior
 
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Why are you bullying me
Dog boiling tbh. Once I saw videos of it and heard about it it made me permanently racist against Chinese
 
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Are you like one of those white guys obsessed with being Asian with the Asian tattoos and shit?
NO! Thats a big subhuman trait. But im really intrested in gooks chinks and japs in general.

I am also a spiritual gook
East Asians do have an exoticism and mysticism to them. Which gives them a cool factor
Unfortuneately 80% of gooks i see are oldcel tourists
I remember I had a Chinese friend who I almost saw as a pet to observe how weird and exotic he was @Eli
I would love to have a chinkbhai irl
East Asians are also quite comical in both appearance and behavior
Wdym
Why are you bullying me
I like it when you reply to me you have a mogger vibe
 
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Blacks and East Asians are the funniest races
 
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Stop fetishizing East Asians white boy
 
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NO! Thats a big subhuman trait. But im really intrested in gooks chinks and japs in general.

I am also a spiritual gook

Unfortuneately 80% of gooks i see are oldcel tourists

I would love to have a chinkbhai irl

Wdym

I like it when you reply to me you have a mogger vibe
Like they're funny like that strict Asian dad meme (zoomers wouldn't remember this one) or those Japanese game shows or Japanese ridiculousness in general with Ninja warrior. Or Jackie Chan. East Asian accents when speaking English is funny too
 
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Like they're funny like that strict Asian dad meme (zoomers wouldn't remember this one)
I know about that meme
or those Japanese game shows or Japanese ridiculousness in general with Ninja warrior. Or Jackie Chan. East Asian accents when speaking English is funny too
idk a lot about japs unfortuneately
 
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I know about that meme

idk a lot about japs unfortuneately
Man dude I watched a Jackie Chan movie while high it's fucking insane. East Asians really are like aliens. I remember on one part just completely zoning out at how weird it was that everyone looked alike and thinking no way these people are human. It was almost creepy
 
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Man dude I watched a Jackie Chan movie while high it's fucking insane. East Asians really are like aliens. I remember on one part just completely zoning out at how weird it was that everyone looked alike and thinking no way these people are human. It was almost creepy
Im going to australia this christmas i hope i get a layover in korea, china or japan so i can see a huge group of native gooks for the first time.

However if i get a layover in a SEAmonkey country ill legit rope i do not like SEAmonkeys
 
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by the looks of it, it's a shit quality rice and cooked badly. Get Persian rice.
 
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Every post you make is about the Chinaman.

You eat Chinaman food.

You seek out the Chinaman, and take pictures of the Chinaman in public.

You are a slave to the Chinaman.

Seek help Immediately
 
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by the looks of it, it's a shit quality rice and cooked badly. Get Persian rice.
I tried to make a jap dish called onigiri so i bought jap rice. I am legit acting like a gook 24/7

I drank this gook drink the other day i liked it a lot
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Every post you make is about the Chinaman.

You eat Chinaman food.

You seek out the Chinaman, and take pictures of the Chinaman in public.

You are a slave to the Chinaman.

Seek help Immediately
JFL. I refuse to stop taking creepshots.
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Unfortuneately only the 3rd photo is real gooks others were SEAmonkey.

Also what does "chinaman" refer to? Ik jewmericans use it as an insult to gooks but why "chinaman" why not chinese man?
 
I tried to make a jap dish called onigiri so i bought jap rice. I am legit acting like a gook 24/7

I drank this gook drink the other day i liked it a lot
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JFL. I refuse to stop taking creepshots.
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Unfortuneately only the 3rd photo is real gooks others were SEAmonkey.

Also what does "chinaman" refer to? Ik jewmericans use it as an insult to gooks but why "chinaman" why not chinese man?
they’re bug people; Chinese man isn’t dehumanizing enough
 
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I tried to make a jap dish called onigiri so i bought jap rice. I am legit acting like a gook 24/7

I drank this gook drink the other day i liked it a lot
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JFL. I refuse to stop taking creepshots.
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Unfortuneately only the 3rd photo is real gooks others were SEAmonkey.

Also what does "chinaman" refer to? Ik jewmericans use it as an insult to gooks but why "chinaman" why not chinese man?
I’m an inveterate racist
 
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