I ascended and will be leaving the forum for good.

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Over the last few weeks, I've been less active here because I've started a new job. Well, long story short, I met a girl there and she seemed really interested in me right off the bat, which is very unusual, but apparently I'm her exact type. She insisted on being my "work buddy", which every new employee gets to help them settle into the company. Then she made sure to explain everything carefully and helped me immensely.

Her friends secretly told me that she likes me a lot, so I managed to work up the courage to ask her out, scared as fuck that her friends might've been trolling me, and that I'd get reported to HR and dismissed. But thankfully she agreed :feelsez:

We went out a few times to various restaurants, to the cinema and watched Venom. After the film we kissed on a streetcorner near her house. Finally got my first kiss (excluding escorts) at age 27. Better late than never I suppose. Had sex a few days later and she seems obsessed with me, which is a completely alien feeling after a lifetime of isolation. I'll be meeting her parents later too.

Not sure what else to say really. I've reached a developmental milestone about 10 years later than everyone else, which is sad but I feel happy for the first time in a long, long time. I know most of you will say "LARP, Tales, etc" so I posted a picture of us two below:

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I want to say goodbye to all the lovely users I met here who are genuinely good people:

@MrShimano @SecularIslamist @NFA PB @Obito @ilovetakis @nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturn @diamondbill @asdvek @ReadBooksEveryday @Gengar @Jason Voorhees @Nirvana @lemonnz @NZb6Air @PsychoDsk @Nowiff.Belgrade @Kaari @truthhurts @Darkeningstar @cytoplasm @descension @0hMan @NumbThePain @MoggerGaston @wsada @FaceandBBC @watah @Vermilioncore @RichardSpencel @shizuku11111 @try2beme
 
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Ascension has finally ascended happy for you bhai:Comfy:
 
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Over the last few weeks, I've been less active here because I've started a new job. Well, long story short, I met a girl there and she seemed really interested in me right off the bat, which is very unusual, but apparently I'm her exact type. She insisted on being my "work buddy", which every new employee gets to help them settle into the company. Then she made sure to explain everything carefully and helped me immensely.

Her friends secretly told me that she likes me a lot, so I managed to work up the courage to ask her out, scared as fuck that her friends might've been trolling me, and that I'd get reported to HR and dismissed. But thankfully she agreed :feelsez:

We went out a few times to various restaurants, to the cinema and watched Venom. After the film we kissed on a streetcorner near her house. Finally got my first kiss (excluding escorts) at age 27. Better late than never I suppose. Had sex a few days later and she seems obsessed with me, which is a completely alien feeling after a lifetime of isolation. I'll be meeting her parents later too.

Not sure what else to say really. I've reached a developmental milestone about 10 years later than everyone else, which is sad but I feel happy for the first time in a long, long time. I know most of you will say "LARP, Tales, etc" so I posted a picture of us two below:


I want to say goodbye to all the lovely users I met here who are genuinely good people:

@MrShimano @SecularIslamist @NFA PB @Obito @ilovetakis @nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturn @diamondbill @asdvek @ReadBooksEveryday @Gengar @Jason Voorhees @Nirvana @lemonnz @NZb6Air @PsychoDsk @Nowiff.Belgrade @Kaari @truthhurts @Darkeningstar @cytoplasm @descension @0hMan @NumbThePain @MoggerGaston @wsada @FaceandBBC @watah @Vermilioncore @RichardSpencel @shizuku11111 @try2beme
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What’s the real reason you haven’t posted? Mirin if you actually getting pussy
 
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everyone ascending except me
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took just 5 years on the forum but congrats
 
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>I met a girl there and she seemed really interested in me right off the bat
>Her friends secretly told me that she likes me a lot

All comes down to simulation-theory. When the faggot in the sky wants you to find love, it -just happens-. Otherwise it's impossible.

Count your blessings @ascension . Forget about the blackpill for a while and enjoy this gift.
 
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Bro you trolling with the pic? Oh well what matters is you are happy. I bet it's refreshing. Congratulations boyo! :feelsautistic:
 
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Ta ta
 
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Sign of a good thread: I don't know if its larp or not
 
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no tag no care faggot kys
all jokes aside im happy for you if this is true brah
 
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Bro you trolling with the pic? Oh well what matters is you are happy. I bet it's refreshing.

Nah it's actually me with my girl. Here's some more pics of me

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do I look good or nah??
 
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So happy for you. :feelsyay:
Kisskiss:love::love::love:
 
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happy for you bro but everybody leaves this forum when they get a girl, and come back if shit don't work out
 
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Could this be the video that has gotten the most reps on .org? Like fr I had like 3000 reps based on this video alone on my last acc and it seems to never fail. Ever since then some have used it to farm reps. It seems like it’s always good for 7-8 reps with no effort. @ascension you are a masterpiece for finding it ngl
 
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Over the last few weeks, I've been less active here because I've started a new job. Well, long story short, I met a girl there and she seemed really interested in me right off the bat, which is very unusual, but apparently I'm her exact type. She insisted on being my "work buddy", which every new employee gets to help them settle into the company. Then she made sure to explain everything carefully and helped me immensely.

Her friends secretly told me that she likes me a lot, so I managed to work up the courage to ask her out, scared as fuck that her friends might've been trolling me, and that I'd get reported to HR and dismissed. But thankfully she agreed :feelsez:

We went out a few times to various restaurants, to the cinema and watched Venom. After the film we kissed on a streetcorner near her house. Finally got my first kiss (excluding escorts) at age 27. Better late than never I suppose. Had sex a few days later and she seems obsessed with me, which is a completely alien feeling after a lifetime of isolation. I'll be meeting her parents later too.

Not sure what else to say really. I've reached a developmental milestone about 10 years later than everyone else, which is sad but I feel happy for the first time in a long, long time. I know most of you will say "LARP, Tales, etc" so I posted a picture of us two below:


I want to say goodbye to all the lovely users I met here who are genuinely good people:

@MrShimano @SecularIslamist @NFA PB @Obito @ilovetakis @nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturn @diamondbill @asdvek @ReadBooksEveryday @Gengar @Jason Voorhees @Nirvana @lemonnz @NZb6Air @PsychoDsk @Nowiff.Belgrade @Kaari @truthhurts @Darkeningstar @cytoplasm @descension @0hMan @NumbThePain @MoggerGaston @wsada @FaceandBBC @watah @Vermilioncore @RichardSpencel @shizuku11111 @try2beme
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Incel when he ascends:
 
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Incel when he ascends:

Bomber you fuckin legend there’s absolute no way you are still alive. My source told me you died in the panjshir valley along with averagejoe and brahminboss during a trip to afghanistan. I’m so glad you made it out alive. Any chance Brahminboss or crisick survived the incident?
 
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can i have the password to your account
 
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wtf its actually real? :ROFLMAO:
 
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Nice to hear that you ascended, nice brah
Goodluck with you life 🥰🥰😍😍 and make some great babies

Anyway sorry about what i gonna say but......

You pf, belle hadid is still the most ugliest woman in the world that i saw in me own eyes
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Nice to hear that you ascended, nice brah
Goodluck with you life 🥰🥰😍😍 and make some great babies

Anyway sorry about what i gonna say but......

You pf, belle hadid is still the most ugliest woman in the world that i saw in me own eyes
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Gonna miss this legend if he actually leaves

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Over the last few weeks, I've been less active here because I've started a new job. Well, long story short, I met a girl there and she seemed really interested in me right off the bat, which is very unusual, but apparently I'm her exact type. She insisted on being my "work buddy", which every new employee gets to help them settle into the company. Then she made sure to explain everything carefully and helped me immensely.

Her friends secretly told me that she likes me a lot, so I managed to work up the courage to ask her out, scared as fuck that her friends might've been trolling me, and that I'd get reported to HR and dismissed. But thankfully she agreed :feelsez:

We went out a few times to various restaurants, to the cinema and watched Venom. After the film we kissed on a streetcorner near her house. Finally got my first kiss (excluding escorts) at age 27. Better late than never I suppose. Had sex a few days later and she seems obsessed with me, which is a completely alien feeling after a lifetime of isolation. I'll be meeting her parents later too.

Not sure what else to say really. I've reached a developmental milestone about 10 years later than everyone else, which is sad but I feel happy for the first time in a long, long time. I know most of you will say "LARP, Tales, etc" so I posted a picture of us two below:


I want to say goodbye to all the lovely users I met here who are genuinely good people:

@MrShimano @SecularIslamist @NFA PB @Obito @ilovetakis @nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturn @diamondbill @asdvek @ReadBooksEveryday @Gengar @Jason Voorhees @Nirvana @lemonnz @NZb6Air @PsychoDsk @Nowiff.Belgrade @Kaari @truthhurts @Darkeningstar @cytoplasm @descension @0hMan @NumbThePain @MoggerGaston @wsada @FaceandBBC @watah @Vermilioncore @RichardSpencel @shizuku11111 @try2beme
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I'm super duper mirin you and wish you all of the best of the best luck in the entire world.
Be happy man, you deserve it.:feelsgah:❤️@nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel
 
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masstag is offline unc.
I'm super duper mirin you and wish you all of the best of the best luck in the entire world.
Be happy man, you deserve it.:feelsgah:❤️@nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel
@mrriceguyreturn @diamondbill @asdvek @ReadBooksEveryday @Gengar
 
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@Jason Voorhees @Nirvana @lemonnz @NZb6Air @PsychoDsk
 
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masstag is offline unc.
I'm super duper mirin you and wish you all of the best of the best luck in the entire world.
Be happy man, you deserve it.:feelsgah:❤️@nathan @GlamourPursuer @Jova @tombradylover @St.TikTokcel

The masstag didn't work? the hell
 
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You think you met the love of your life but you are nothing else than another joe for her.
 
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You think you met the love of your life but you are nothing else than another joe for her.
If this is incorrect then I'm happy for you @ascension
 
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