I asked a JB out today...

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Me and my uncle were just recently at a basketball court, well really we were doing a little bit of soccer first, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a JB playing basketball, she looked cute from afar but after closer inspection I saw her alas base was kinda wide, anyway, I was there playing basketball with some chuds for like half an hour trying to plot what to do next, and trying to scope out if there's any rivals that might cockblock me (brothers, dad, friend, etc) when all of a sudden she gets up to go the bathrooms nearby (she walks very slow) so I kinda followed behind her but at a safe distance and waited at the swings patiently waiting for her to get out, once she got out, I got cold feet to go and directly approach her, so instead I crossed in front of her, sat down on a nearby bench, got in front of her (and when she was walking slightly in front of me is when I attacked) I smiled at her, she smiled back, i asked if she plays basketball (she nodded slightly) and then I told her "well give me your phone number so we can come play together someday" and thats when she said "no I came with a friend" I think her friend was some skinny cuck who was nearby. Oh well, it's just a numbers game at the end of the day.

P.s she was probably like 15 or 16 most definitely a jb
 
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Jfl If u think im listening to 2 min of a schizo rambling about jbs
 
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Jfl If u think im listening to 2 min of a schizo rambling about jbs
Ur deeply mistaken my friend, this is not ramblings of a schizo, this is nt recollection of events that happened today
 
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Ur deeply mistaken my friend, this is not ramblings of a schizo, this is nt recollection of events that happened today
Recollection of your illegal pursuits old man
 
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