I asked a nigga if I should move to UK and this was his response.

[Jason Voorhees]

Arre Menon bhai. Kyu idar gaand marwane aa rahe ho. Mast enjoy karo na America mei. Kya hai UK mei. Pura jhatto jaga hai.Rent London mein itna hai ki saala Bandra ka 1BHK bhi sasta lagta hai, flatmates bhi aise milte hai jo fridge ke har ek cheez par apna naam likh te hai. Subah 7 baje ghar se nikal, raat 8 baje wapas

Bhai desi log bhi ab £15 ki "butter chicken" bechte hain jo taste mein tomato
soup with orange food colour Groceries mein ek kilo pyaz £1.20, par salary se 40% tax kat jaata hai. Weather toh alag hi gangrape kar deta hai mood ka do din dh dikha ke phir 15 din baarish. NHS jitna kaam bole utna achcha. Mat aana yaha bhai. Tu jo soch raha hai nai James bond phirte goome ga aisa nahi hai. UK is a sinking shit.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Lightskin Ethnic @Uehdbwidbfngj @aladdinmaxxer @browncurrycel @Gengar

 

[ascend.exe]

got no clue but if u wanna get stabbed and killed or robbed then the UK is your place to be, also getting arrested for one negative post.

 

[unstable]

america has more opportunities, maybe he is right idk.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

got no clue but if u wanna get stabbed and killed or robbed then the UK is your place to be, also getting arrested for one negative post.

Translation

"Hey Menon bro, why are you coming here to get screwed over? Just chill and enjoy life in America, man. What’s there in the UK? It’s a total dump. Rent in London is so high that even a 1BHK in Bandra feels cheap in comparison. You get flatmates who write their names on every single thing in the fridge. You leave home at 7 a.m. and come back at 8 p.m.

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

 

[Dr. Mog]

He replied to you in the soon to be official language of UK too, how nice.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@optimisticzoomer @inversions @ascension @Magnus Ironblood

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Here

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Translation

"Hey Menon bro, why are you coming here to get screwed over? Just chill and enjoy life in America, man. What’s there in the UK? It’s a total dump. Rent in London is so high that even a 1BHK in Bandra feels cheap in comparison. You get flatmates who write their names on every single thing in the fridge. You leave home at 7 a.m. and come back at 8 p.m.

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

 

[Dr. Mog]

Translation

Half of the Offtopic dnrd translation, they already understood what it meant.

 

[chromednash]

aus is better

 

[Jason Voorhees]

aus is better

I unfortunately have 0 people living in Australia and have only visited Australia once in my life

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Saint Casanova

 

[alphamale82]

stay in america, literally the best country on earth

 

[browncurrycel]

 

[curtisjoneslover]

move here in 2029 when we have a competent government

 

[Luquier]

chatgpt Gay af

 

[Jason Voorhees]

chatgpt Gay af

Chatgpt translation is indeed gay

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Translation

"Hey Menon bro, why are you coming here to get screwed over? Just chill and enjoy life in America, man. What’s there in the UK? It’s a total dump. Rent in London is so high that even a 1BHK in Bandra feels cheap in comparison. You get flatmates who write their names on every single thing in the fridge. You leave home at 7 a.m. and come back at 8 p.m.

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

This is unironically what I told my American cousin I told him I have a masters in cyber sec like him he’s on 100k str8 outta uni and I’m jobless 0 to my name. Why? Because my ancestors were idiots who moved to the UK and his were smart and went to America

Locationpill that alone was enough for him to reconsider

Your relative also forgot to mention how picky the women are how rude they are and how ugly they are. The UK is cursed by god probably for colonialism and ethnics here are caught in the crossfire this is why I need to leave but Im close to just LDARing and accepting it’s over for me tbh

@SecularIslamist

 

[ascension]

Everything he said there is accurate.

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Translation

"Hey Menon bro, why are you coming here to get screwed over? Just chill and enjoy life in America, man. What’s there in the UK? It’s a total dump. Rent in London is so high that even a 1BHK in Bandra feels cheap in comparison. You get flatmates who write their names on every single thing in the fridge. You leave home at 7 a.m. and come back at 8 p.m.

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

But isnt uk’s language english? Then how come

 

[muhammad18347]

Don't understand but don't move to uk only good thing is free heathcare and roid friendly

 

[SecularIslamist]

This is unironically what I told my American cousin I told him I have a masters in cyber sec like him he’s on 100k str8 outta uni and I’m jobless 0 to my name. Why? Because my ancestors were idiots who moved to the UK and his were smart and went to America

Locationpill that alone was enough for him to reconsider

Your relative also forgot to mention how picky the women are how rude they are and how ugly they are. The UK is cursed by god probably for colonialism and ethnics here are caught in the crossfire this is why I need to leave but Im close to just LDARing and accepting it’s over for me tbh

@SecularIslamist

You should have wished your ancestors were part of the West

got no clue but if u wanna get stabbed and killed or robbed then the UK is your place to be, also getting arrested for one negative post.

This kind of stuff is overblown and usually by Americunts complaining we don't have guns. Most of the stabbing happens in London and part of gang culture. It's still wayyyy lower than anything in the US.

 

[muhammad18347]

Go to America seems very nice there

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

You should have wished your ancestors were part of the West


This kind of stuff is overblown and usually by Americunts complaining we don't have guns. Most of the stabbing happens in London and part of gang culture. It's still wayyyy lower than anything in the US.

My ancestors are part of the west on my dad’s side at least . America is less than 15 min flight from where my families from it’s just we were given easy visas to the UK and were invited. As for my mums side well they are like you old worlders with 0 way to get to the USA back then tbh. That’s why many of my ancestors and relatives in my dad’s side are in the USA now because they said Uk was a shithole and they left and it’s closer to where we are from so yeah. I wish my immediate family were the smart ones that left the UK or went Str8 to the USA

The crime shit is a meme so I ain’t even gonna reply to that

 

[Nectar]

If you live in the US and do this then you’re a certified retard

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Don't understand but don't move to uk only good thing is free heathcare and roid friendly

Posted translation

 

[ForSKJ]

Translation

"Hey Menon bro, why are you coming here to get screwed over? Just chill and enjoy life in America, man. What’s there in the UK? It’s a total dump. Rent in London is so high that even a 1BHK in Bandra feels cheap in comparison. You get flatmates who write their names on every single thing in the fridge. You leave home at 7 a.m. and come back at 8 p.m.

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

bhai i live in america and tbh i would rather live in kerala or tamil nadu with passive income from america. there is nothing from America to really "enjoy" besides white women if you can actually land a slay. i haven't been to kerala yet but i go to karnataka all the time and shit is awesome. food delivery is cheap af. also i heard weed is cheap af and lots of great weed in the south of india. even if i didn't live in india year round i would totally go during peak season post monsoon. long term i don't want to live in america year round. the only downside of india imo is political turmoil because of sanghis/bjp. if you really want to leave india tho i would not recommend uk. only america or a few select european countries. australia only if you're desperate.

 

[buddhistking]

few select european countries

which ones would you say are the best?

 

[Incelforeever]

Just grey everything in uk eastern europe is much better

 

[inversions]

Even Indian people here sell 'butter chicken' for £15 that tastes like tomato soup with orange food coloring. Groceries? One kilo of onions costs £1.20, and then 40% of your salary goes straight to taxes. The weather? It completely murders your mood — two days of sunlight and then fifteen days of rain. The NHS works only when it feels like it. Don’t come here, bro. Whatever you’re imagining — like walking around like James Bond — that’s not happening. The UK is a sinking ship."

I mean he isn't really wrong tbh

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Both are ass. The West is not the juggernaut it used to be. Better of going to rapidly developing countries in South east Asia.