i asked Ai to make a rap battle between sean o pry and jordan barret

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Record scratch, crowd roars)
**DJ:** Yo, it's Epic Male Model Battles of History! In this corner, weighing in at a perfect symmetry score of 9.8, the jawline that launched a thousand lookmaxers, SEAN O' PRY!
**(Sean O'Pry strides to the mic, adjusts his perfect hair)** **Sean O'Pry:** Yo, they call me O'Pry, the name's synonymous with grace, My cheekbones carved by gods, leaving no time for a chase. I'm the blueprint, the standard, the ideal face refined, You're just a B-list wannabe, chronically behind! Your canthal tilt is droopin', your gonial angle's weak, While I'm commanding empires, built upon my perfect peak. I'm the golden ratio manifested, a true aesthetic king, You're out here lookin' basic, a meme nobody will sing!
**(Jordan Barrett saunters to the mic, a smirk playing on his lips)** **Jordan Barrett:** Hold up, O'Pry, your reign is ancient history, bro, My rebel vibe and nonchalance put on a better show. You're frozen in the past, a museum piece so grand, While I'm breakin' all the rules, trendsettin' 'cross the land. You preachin' 'bout your jawline, like that's the only key, But charisma beats your angles, can't you clearly see? I got that effortless allure, a chaotic, youthful fire, You're just a calculated statue, fueled by pure desire, bullied in school, how much of a crier!.. To maintain that perfect image, scared to crack and bend, But I'm authentic, raw, and real, 'til the very end!
**Sean O'Pry:** Authentic? Please, you're chasin' clout with every pout and pose, Hidin' the flaws with your fat removal dose, everyone knows! My legacy is solid, a foundation built to last, You're a fleeting Instagram trend, fading away so fast. I'm booked for every campaign, my value never wanes, You're scrapin' by with selfies, get back to your boyfriend, and stop. playin' desperate games. So step aside, young buck, and learn from the best in GAME! **Jordan Barrett:** Game? You're more like a museum display, Locked behind a glass case, afraid to go astray. I'm livin' in the moment, embracing every vice, My style is a rebellion, paid with a higher price! You're worried 'bout your wrinkles, your hairline's subtle fade, While I'm out here buildin' empires, a different game is played. So let the judges decide, who truly reigns supreme, But the future's mine, O'Pry, you're nothin' but a dream!
**(Crowd erupts, DJ cuts the beat. Who won? YOU decide!)**
 

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