MoeRift
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@clav bro really out here with collarbones so thin they look like two uncooked angel hair pastas somebody forgot to boil 
taped to a wire hanger that’s been in the closet since 09 
saw that nigga post his “progress” side pic on discord (u know the one, flash on, angle fraud, 0.5 zoom cope + prayer) and holy shit those clavicles concave so hard they basically inverted bro’s whole aura. God looked at the bone allocation sheet and was like “yeah we good on this one, next”
real shit: if u do most muscular in direct sunlight and ur clavicles ain’t casting a shadow longer than a subhuman’s dick… respectfully, it’s over. rope, gymcel, or accept ur place in the subhuman food chain. no inbetween.
clavicular prolly reading this rn seething, typing 800 word essay on how he “slays LTBs” and “muh halo” while looking like 6’5 discount bugchaser with negative canthal tilt energy.
@clav drop the RAW unedited flash side profile rn pussy no excuses no “lighting bad” cope. bet them collarbones suck in light like a blackhole at a family cookout frfr
@Jatt @acm @ltnbrownacnecel
taped to a wire hanger that’s been in the closet since 09
saw that nigga post his “progress” side pic on discord (u know the one, flash on, angle fraud, 0.5 zoom cope + prayer) and holy shit those clavicles concave so hard they basically inverted bro’s whole aura. God looked at the bone allocation sheet and was like “yeah we good on this one, next”
real shit: if u do most muscular in direct sunlight and ur clavicles ain’t casting a shadow longer than a subhuman’s dick… respectfully, it’s over. rope, gymcel, or accept ur place in the subhuman food chain. no inbetween.
clavicular prolly reading this rn seething, typing 800 word essay on how he “slays LTBs” and “muh halo” while looking like 6’5 discount bugchaser with negative canthal tilt energy.
@clav drop the RAW unedited flash side profile rn pussy no excuses no “lighting bad” cope. bet them collarbones suck in light like a blackhole at a family cookout frfr
@Jatt @acm @ltnbrownacnecel
