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>be me
>average looks, 5’9, hair thinning faster than my patience
>spend 6 months on jaw exercises and minoxidil
>zero results
>at gym, see Chad
>6’4, hair like shampoo commercial
>drops dumbbell on his foot
>laughs it off, girls giggle like he just cured cancer
>later see him eating cold spaghetti straight from Tupperware with his hands
>girl next to him says “omg you’re so quirky”
>I eat salad with proper fork and knife
>girl asks if I’m autistic
>Chad walks into wrong bathroom, comes out shirtless
>women clap
>mfw I’ve been intermittent fasting for 2 months and no one’s clapping
>average looks, 5’9, hair thinning faster than my patience
>spend 6 months on jaw exercises and minoxidil
>zero results
>at gym, see Chad
>6’4, hair like shampoo commercial
>drops dumbbell on his foot
>laughs it off, girls giggle like he just cured cancer
>later see him eating cold spaghetti straight from Tupperware with his hands
>girl next to him says “omg you’re so quirky”
>I eat salad with proper fork and knife
>girl asks if I’m autistic
>Chad walks into wrong bathroom, comes out shirtless
>women clap
>mfw I’ve been intermittent fasting for 2 months and no one’s clapping
