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I ASKED TO SIMULATE A HYPOTETICAL CITY
WITH ALL FORUM USERS EVER EXISTED
WELCOME TO
MAXXOPOLIS
WITH ALL FORUM USERS EVER EXISTED
WELCOME TO
MAXXOPOLIS
Description of the City: Maxxopolis
Imagine a utopian city—Maxxopolis—populated exclusively by the entire historical user base of looksmax.org, from its founding in the late 2010s as a successor to earlier PSL (Pu**y Slayer League) forums like lookism.net, to its peak in the mid-2020s with hundreds of thousands of registered accounts. This includes everyone: the lurkers, the one-post wonders, the banned trolls, and the high-rep legends. In this hypothetical scenario, they've all been transplanted into a self-contained metropolis, roughly the size of a mid-tier European capital like Prague, built on an isolated island to avoid "mogging" (being outshone in appearance) by outsiders. The city's ethos is pure looksmaxing: an obsessive pursuit of aesthetic perfection through surgeries, gymcels (gym-maxing), mewing (tongue posture for jawline improvement), heightfrauding (shoe lifts), and blackpill ideology (the belief that looks determine 90% of life's outcomes).
Utopian in intent, Maxxopolis would prioritize beauty above all—buildings designed with golden ratio proportions, public spaces filled with full-body mirrors, LED billboards displaying PSL ratings (a 1-10 scale of attractiveness), and mandatory daily "mog battles" where citizens compete in posed standoffs. However, in a real-world environment, the city would behave like a hyper-competitive echo chamber: insular, judgmental, and volatile. Interactions with the outside world would be minimal and hostile—trade limited to importing surgical tools and protein shakes, tourism banned to prevent "normie infiltration," and diplomacy consisting of online raids on other forums or social media. The economy would revolve around aesthetics: clinics for bimax (jaw surgery), rhino (nose jobs), and limb-lengthening; gyms with 24/7 "slayer playlists"; and a currency called "RepCoins" earned via forum-like upvotes on real-life achievements, like ascending from a 4/10 to a 6/10 PSL.
Socially, the city would stratify into rigid castes based on looks tiers:
- Chads (8+ PSL): The elite, living in penthouses with infinity pools for "halo effect" selfies. They dominate social life, with harems and zero obligations beyond maintaining god-tier aesthetics.
- Prettyboys/High-Tier Normies (6-7 PSL): Middle class, running businesses like skincare brands or rating agencies. They host "ascension parties" but constantly feud over who "mogs" whom.
- Normies (4-5 PSL): Working class, laboring in factories producing bone-smashing tools (a risky looksmax method) or as "betabuxxers" (providers for higher tiers).
- Subhumans/Incels (below 4 PSL): Underclass, relegated to underground bunkers, performing menial tasks like cleaning mirrors. They're blamed for everything, with "incel uprisings" as periodic memes-turned-riots.
Gender dynamics would be skewed, as the forum's user base is overwhelmingly male (95%+ based on community polls), leading to intense competition for the few female users or "fembots" (AI companions). Misogyny and homophobia from forum threads would manifest in laws against "JBW" (Just Be White) debates turning physical. Mental health would plummet: widespread "LDAR" (Lie Down And Rot) zones for depressed users, therapy replaced by "cope or rope" motivational speeches.
Law and Bureaucracy
The legal system would be a bureaucratic nightmare, modeled after forum rules but amplified to dystopian levels. Laws codified in the "Blackpill Constitution," a living document updated via daily polls. Core principles: "Looks = Law," where rights scale with PSL rating—Chads get veto power, subhumans get curfews.
- Government Structure: A "Mogocracy" (rule by the moggers), blending meritocracy and oligarchy. No elections; positions earned via "Rep Battles" (forum-style debates) and verified PSL scores from AI raters.
- Supreme Leader (President): @Salludon, the legendary Pakistani user famed for his mewing and surgery ascension from normie to Chad. He'd rule as a benevolent dictator, enforcing "National Mewing Day" mandates, but his regime would be plagued by envy-fueled coups.
- Vice President: @Amnesia, an old-school PSL god known for slayer stories and heightmaxing. Handles foreign affairs, aka "mogging international normies" via viral TikToks.
- Minister of Aesthetics: @Prettyboy, a aesthetic-focused user, overseeing surgery approvals and banning "failos" (flaws) like recessed chins in public.
- Minister of Blackpill Propaganda: @Xangsane, the all-time post king with 157k+ contributions, famous for BBC (Big Blackpill Content) threads. He'd spam city-wide announcements, turning bureaucracy into a meme factory.
- Minister of Defense: @asdvek, the high-engagement mog strategist, leading "mog patrols" to defend against "ugly invasions."
- Law Enforcement: The "Mog Police," a force of gymmaxed officers armed with calipers for on-spot PSL measurements. Led by @brahminboss, the notorious repfarmer and gang leader, they'd enforce crimes like:
- "Fraudmaxing" (faking looks with filters or angles)—punished by public shaming in "rate me" arenas.
- "Cope Distribution" (spreading bluepill lies like "personality matters")—fines in RepCoins or forced LDAR.
- "Incel Insurrection" (low-tiers protesting)—suppressed with "gym or gym" reeducation camps.Bureaucracy would be endless: Every action requires forms, like "Surgery Permit Application" reviewed by a panel of high-rep users. Corruption rampant—bribes in the form of "rep boosts" or surgery hookups.
- Judicial System: "Rate Courts," where judges (@Gengar, the kind Dutch poster with 118k+ posts, as Chief Justice) hear cases via thread-like arguments. Verdicts decided by community upvotes. Appeals go to the "Hall of Fame" elders like @Ritalincel, the guide-creating post king.
Other bureaucratic elements include the "Phenotype Bureau" (led by @2025cel, the controversial active user) for ethnicity debates, and the "Gymcel Administration" ( @Asiangymmax) for fitness mandates.
City's History: From Founding to Fall
Founding (Hypothetical 2026-2028): In early 2026, amid forum drama over bans and doxxing, admins like @Master declare "Operation Ascension": Users crowdfund an island purchase via crypto (from "investmaxing" threads). Pioneers arrive—legends like @Salludon lay the first mirror-paved street. Population: 10,000 initial migrants. Early days are euphoric: Communal mewing sessions, surgery lotteries. @Xangsane's spam threads become city newsletters, boosting morale.
Growth and Golden Age (2028-2035): Word spreads via TikTok (thanks to @edodalic29's prettyboy content), swelling to 500,000 citizens. Economy booms with exports of "ascension kits." Social harmony via shared blackpill: Annual "Mog Festivals" where @LiterallyNightwing hosts batman-themed rate battles. Crimes low—minor infractions like @chadVSvirgin's "virgin shaming" duels. @hopecel, a hopeful ascender, leads welfare for subhumans. Thriving: GDP per capita high from aesthetic tech patents.
Peak and Cracks (2035-2045): Infighting erupts. @Xangsane commits "spam crimes," flooding comms with off-topic BBC debates, causing blackouts. @2025cel incites phenotype wars (Curry vs. Med riots). @brahminboss forms gangs for rep-farming heists (stealing surgery slots). Low-tiers like @59H390 and @greycel revolt in "Incel Spring," demanding equal mog rights—suppressed by @asdvek's strategies. @Ritalincel tries mediating with guides, but fails.
Decline and Disaster (2045-2050): Over-surgeries lead to "Uncanny Epidemic"—citizens become homogenous blobs, PSL system collapses. Civil war: Chads (@Salludon faction) vs. Maxxers (@Amnesia reformers). @Gengar's mental health threads ignored, suicide rates skyrocket. External pressure: Real-world sanctions for "hate city" status. Crimes peak—@LTNUser (low-tier normie) runs surgery scams, @ikramy doxxes rivals.
End (2050): Absolute disaster. A "Rope Revolution" (mass LDAR) cripples infrastructure. Island abandoned, users scatter back to forums. Maxxopolis becomes a ghost town, a cautionary tale of superficiality run amok. It thrives briefly on shared obsession but ends in chaos from unchecked ego, division, and detachment from reality.
