I ate escort shit for my 18th birthday

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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING SHIT
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
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@ElySioNs type shit
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
Dis nigga literally ate shit and shits on coffee :lul:
 
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UUtjhOT l4pxA4DhtNv 5Bs25vg7iU 4k0a 68 eYmE
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Hope this is a joke
 
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i get that for free in india
 
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poor escort girl
 
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No proof?
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Matches the indian name
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
kys human trash
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
That’s disgusting
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Freaky ash
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
What you gunna get him for Father’s Day 😂
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Ur a fucking degenerate of the highest order
 

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