I ate escort shit for my 18th birthday

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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING SHIT
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
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@ElySioNs type shit
 
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“You are low iq for making this post too. You can fuck off and eat your shit faggot, i am not the one consuming toxic shit.”
Dis nigga literally ate shit and shits on coffee :lul:
 
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UUtjhOT l4pxA4DhtNv 5Bs25vg7iU 4k0a 68 eYmE
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Hope this is a joke
 
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i get that for free in india
 
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poor escort girl
 
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No proof?
 
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Htn
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Matches the indian name
 
007 JAMES BOND
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
kys human trash
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
That’s disgusting
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Freaky ash
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
What you gunna get him for Father’s Day 😂
 
So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
Ur a fucking degenerate of the highest order
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
This is disgusting
 
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So it was my 18th birthday and I was an incel.

My father decided to buy me an escort. He already knew I had a scat fetish so he bought a fetish escort.

When we told the 44 year old escort she was shocked and told us that she never had a request like this before and demanded an extra 70 bucks.

I ate her warm and soft brown shit up. Everything was so warm. It tasted good, but bitter, and spicy.
its over.
 

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