I ate some of my own cum.

[Deleted member 25938]

It was kinda sweet, yet slightly bitter. Acrid, you could say. Had a very slimy texture, unsurprising since cum is largely made up of mucus. Tbh it was kinda underwhelming; the bleachy smell overpowered the taste by far.

@HimmyButler @defezman @TRUE_CEL @apemaxxed @garoupilled_ @thecel @Xangsane @PointOfNoReturn @Hoso

 

[Gengar]

I smelled my own cum the other day and it smelled like bleach, thought there was something wrong with me but it's supposed to smell that way because of the ammoniac. Also, congratulations: you just BLEACHED yourself.

 

[garoupilled_]

nigga wtf

was super concentrated writing my own stuff and I get out of flow state to read this unbelievable

 

[Deleted member 19174]

you already told us nigga jfl

 

[Deleted member 25938]

you already told us nigga jfl

Well, you know. Not everyone though.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Well, you know. Not everyone though.

can you try eating certain foods to see if your cum tastes differen? You’ll be the cum scientist of .org boyo

 

[Deleted member 25938]

was super concentrated writing my own stuff and I get out of flow state to read this unbelievable

Apologies bhai. Although if you were really in your train of thought you wouldn't have stopped your typing.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

can you try eating certain foods to see if your cum tastes differen? You’ll be the cum scientist of .org boyo

I wonder how psl, height, race, and cock size affects cum taste. New test.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

can you try eating certain foods to see if your cum tastes differen? You’ll be the cum scientist of .org boyo

Fruitmaxx tomorrow, meatmaxx Sunday, simple carbsmaxx Monday.

Just ideas.

 

[thecel]

coomer & consoomer

 

[Gengar]

you already told us nigga jfl

Cummy so yummy he had to tell it twice.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

coomer & consoomer

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Cummy so yummy he had to tell it twice.

Come, cum.

 

[Gengar]

Come, cum.

Cum on man! That's not what I meant.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Cum on man! That's not what I meant.

How cum?

 

[Gengar]

How cum?

1. Rub penis
2. ???
3. Profit!

 

[thecel]

1. Rub penis
2. ???
3. Profit!

Profit in pleasure. Not profit in cum. It’s break-even if you eat the cum. It’s a loss if you don’t.

 

[Gengar]

Not profit. It’s break-even if you eat the cum. It’s a loss if you don’t.

 

[Oxygen]

Least autistic forum post

 

[OverCoper]

1. Rub penis
2. ???
3. Profit!

Whose penis should I rub to make profit?

 

[thecel]

Fun Fact: It takes about a year of daily (once a day) cooming to coom a total of 1 liter of coom.

 

[Gengar]

Whose penis should I rub to make profit?

Good question.

 

[Deleted member 16960]

,

 

[Gengar]

Fun Fact: It takes about a year to coom a total of 1 liter of coom.

That's a very fun fact, indeed.

 

[thecel]

That's a very fun fact, indeed.

Assuming 1 coom a day. Which is a conservative frequency for most .org members.

 

[Gengar]

Assuming 1 coom a day. Which is a conservative frequency for most .org members.

Before ramadan I coomed multiple times a day. Since ramadan has ended I have only coomed once per day.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Profit in pleasure. Not profit in cum. It’s break-even if you eat the cum. It’s a loss if you don’t.

 

[Deleted member 16960]

.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Fun Fact: It takes about a year of daily cooming to coom a total of 1 liter of coom.

Never began for litrecels.

 

[Gengar]

A fap a day for Ukraine.

 

[thecel]

A fap a day for Ukraine.

Ukraine rhymes with Hussein. Obamapilled again!

 

[ChileanMaxxer]

Mogs me, I could never dude...

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

can you try eating certain foods to see if your cum tastes differen? You’ll be the cum scientist of .org boyo

Do the pineapple test OP

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Whose penis should I rub to make profit?

You and OP should swap cum, gargle each others nut. Peer review innit
The Semen Scientists

 

[Deleted member 25938]

You and OP should swap cum, gargle each others nut. Peer review innit

Nigga's referring to bukkake like a Harvard scholarly article.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Before ramadan I coomed multiple times a day. Since ramadan has ended I have only coomed once per day.

Is that halal brother ?

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Nigga's referring to bukkake like a Harvard scholarly article.

Knowledge is power

 

[Gengar]

Is that halal brother ?

Depends on who you ask. According to most it isn't, but to me it is. A non-married individual who can't get married is not allowed to relieve himself? No logic in this whatsoever. Some of them even go as far as to say that if you're in a situation where you are avoiding pre-marital sex, you're still not allowed to masturbate to get rid of the urges. Then there's some of those who claim it's permissible in that situation because it's the lesser evil. I know which Qur'anic verse they use but it is clearly meant to say "do not have pre-marital sex" rather than "you can't even touch yourself, brah!"

 

[thecel]

Knowledge is power

knowledge is not only power knowledge is profit faster you can learn faster you can earn

[skip ad]

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Depends on who you ask. According to most it isn't, but to me it is. A non-married individual who can't get married is not allowed to relieve himself? No logic in this whatsoever. Some of them even go as far as to say that if you're in a situation where you are avoiding pre-marital sex, you're still not allowed to masturbate to get rid of the urges. Then there's some of those who claim it's permissible in that situation because it's the lesser evil. I know which Qur'anic verse they use but it is clearly meant to say "do not have pre-marital sex" rather than "you can't even touch yourself, brah!"

Translation: I’m a degenerate coomer

 

[thecel]

Knowledge is power

a house

or a laptop

which do you think is worth more?

well definitely not the house cus it not only costs millions to buy but you have to spend thousands to maintain it every month

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

a house

or a laptop

which do you think is worth more?

well definitely not the house cus it not only costs millions to buy but you have to spend thousands to maintain it every month

A laptop is like a portable library, however a house is essential for survival

 

[thecel]

A laptop is like a portable library, however a house is essential for survival

you’ve seen that digital real estate ad right?

 

[Bvnny.]

Fruitmaxx tomorrow, meatmaxx Sunday, simple carbsmaxx Monday.

Just ideas.

Pineapple is known to change the taste of cum, try eating lots of pineapples and then eat your cum.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Do the pineapple test OP

Pineapple is known to change the taste of cum, try eating lots of pineapples and then eat your cum.

I remember vaguely hearing about this phenomenon. Is it supposed to make it sweeter?

 

[Bvnny.]

I remember vaguely hearing about this phenomenon. Is it supposed to make it sweeter?

Yep

 

[homovirgin]

Based

 

[OverCoper]

I don't understand why native speakers feel nothing saying "come inside the house" or "my name is Dick", what's wrong with them?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I wonder how psl, height, race, and cock size affects cum taste. New test.

inb4 everyone on this forum starts HimmyButlermaxxing

 

[Deleted member 23772]

u just swallowed ur own kids