i bought redbull for my crush today, ended up that she didn‘t want it

[iCarly]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

 

[iCarly]

@afroheadluke @nosecel (sec acc) @BigBallsLarry

i swear this story is real.

 

[Zygotic]

 

[browncurrycel]

Cute

 

[iCarly]

Cute

thank you

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

u shouldve bought her a monster instead so u could mog with not paying attention + money halo

 

[iCarly]

u shouldve bought her a monster instead so u could mog with not paying attention + money halo

 

[holycoper]

But what about Egyptian girl broda?

 

[iCarly]

But what about Egyptian girl broda?

idk man something about her is weird

 

[Nebelix28]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

I doubt she was hmtb nigga

 

[iCarly]

I doubt she was hmtb nigga

why

 

[Nebelix28]

why

Because that would be superior to your genes and You should go to your knees to get her

 

[iCarly]

Because that would be superior to your genes and You should go to your knees to get her

okay maybe i exeggerated, mb she‘s mmtb

 

[turkcelfatcel]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

Dont even bother if you dont teramog a foid , she has so many options and she was probably busy giving some time to chad

 

[iCarly]

i ignored her the whole day, she sent me multiple reels and i just left her on seen, not one reaction from me.

was that good or bad and what should i do next

 

[gymcel64]

you are such a fucking cuck.
That was pathetic of you, learn to not do this again to a girl, except if she is your mother or long term girlfriend.

 

[iCarly]

you are such a fucking cuck.
That was pathetic of you, learn to not do this again to a girl, except if she is your mother or long term girlfriend.

i just wanted to be nice and cute

 

[gymcel64]

i just wanted to be nice and cute

i thought you knew it doesn’t work like that…
literally the point of this site.
You’re just a bored blue pilled normie aren’t you.

 

[iCarly]

i thought you knew it doesn’t work like that…
literally the point of this site.
You’re just a bored blue pilled normie aren’t you.

my face is not that bad, im just asymmetrical asf which nerfs me extremely and im 5‘8“

(.org incels said this)

 

[iCarly]

i thought you knew it doesn’t work like that…
literally the point of this site.
You’re just a bored blue pilled normie aren’t you.

tell me what i should do now

 

[Deleted member 233284]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

revenge

1. date the Egyptian hmtb
2. fuck her and send it to your crush and her mom
3. text your crushes mom calling her a faggot

 

[iCarly]

revenge

1. date the Egyptian hmtb
2. fuck her and send it to your crush and her mom
3. text your crushes mom calling her a faggot

 

[Deleted member 244159]

i just wanted to be nice and cute

It's okay man.

If she didn't match your energy then look elsewhere.

 

[gymcel64]

tell me what i should do now

nothing man, nothing.
You just got brutalized.

 

[iCarly]

i thought you knew it doesn’t work like that…
literally the point of this site.
You’re just a bored blue pilled normie aren’t you.

how does it work…

 

[Plushie]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

Lesson: Don't buy girls shit, if she wants u she wants u

 

[Arkham]

Do you drive her to school? Fucking brutal though start carpooling with the egyptian foid instead

 

[iCarly]

Do you drive her to school? Fucking brutal though start carpooling with the egyptian foid instead

no we always meet at the subway

 

[nosecel (sec acc)]

1 week ago we were talking on snapchat about energy drinks and she mentioned that her favourite one is the darkblue redbull. now, today, i bought one and a darkgreen redbull for me.

(btw we drive to school together almost everyday since 2 weeks)

then we meet and i gave it to her and she just sayd no without saying thank you atleast.

now im so fucking pissed, because i know she wouldve said thank you if i was 6‘4“ but im a 5‘8" shortcel. (and i was a gentleman all the fucking time)

oh yea i forgot, yesterday i asked her if she wants to go and eat something somewhere and and she said no.

ALL. BECAUSE. OF. MY. GENETICS.

then i just gave that darkblue redbull to an egyptian hmtb and she said "thank you"

brutal

give her raw meat instead

 

[gulden]

slay the egyptian

 

[optimisticzoomer]

give her raw meat instead

You are NOT @Nosecel