I brought my cousin to the library and she bought porn.

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Earlier today since it's Saturday I thought to myself "Oh you know what I'm gonna be a good guy and bring my cousin to the library! My auntie wanted me to take her somewhere and I'm going anyway so fuck it!" so I go pick her up yada yada and we get there. Now if you've seen my previous thread about libraries you would know that they just installed a "spicy book section"....i think you know where this is going. We get there and I show her around (she's 13 so she's a fucking retard who doesn't read at all) and I recommend Les Miserable as I just finished it. So I go over to the nonfiction area as I usually do and go let her pick out a book and shit and I come back and she has this shit-eating grin on her face and shows me this book called "King of Wrath" so I'm obviously thinking its some historical drama or something so I skim through it and dude what do you know ITS FUCKING PORN. So obviously im not gonna let a 13-year-old get smut so I try to laugh it off thinking she's joking but no. she gets bitchy and says "Don't tell me what I can and cant read you're not my mom I didn't even want to come here anyway!" so obviously im thinking alright what the fuck but I also thought that the library wouldnt let a 13-year-old get a porn book so I shrug and say "alright but I dont think there gonna let you get it" and she says "nahhh its fineeeee!" at this point, im just flabbergasted at this female generation so I go to the clerk and give her my library card and hers "she had one from years ago and the library near me doesnt require you to renew them" and I'm thinking that I'm just gonna embarrass her when the clerk says no but then I realize.....this librarian bitch is like 20 and has a green stripe in her hair....im fucked im not even kidding THE FUCKING LIBRARIAN LOOKED AT HER SMIRKED AND WINKED!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! SHE JUST LET US LEAVE WITH THIS DOGSHIT PORN BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MIDWIT FAT RECESSED WHORE. The moral of the story is that women are all whores and piss me off I've said this before but libraries are for women now people wonder why literacy is so low in men nowadays but then immediately tell the publishers to annex any book written by men.

 

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Keep in mind this whore wont shut up about wanting to be a Anesthesiologist and how shes gonna make so much money but all she does is go on tiktok skip school and classes and doesnt read any of the books her parents buy her about anatomy

 

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[Kanye West's Cousin]

Damn, your aunt is probably going to think you're grooming your cousin and forced this book on her

 

[fr0st]

Damn, your aunt is probably going to think you're grooming your cousin and forced this book on her

Nah man shes always talking to her about "having fun when your young" im sure you can tell what that entails. makes sense that shes a single mother

 

[Chinacurry]

That's brutal man, but tbh I'm not surprised any more

 

[fr0st]

That's brutal man, but tbh I'm not surprised any more

litrature has been widdled down to glorified pornography. i used to be able to go to the library and get the latest david foster book but now they only stock furry bdsm porn

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Do you wanna fuck her

 

[fr0st]

Do you wanna fuck her

Why on gods green earth would i want to fuck someone who buys porn books?

 

[2025cel]

DNR a single larp unyakubian cope utterings that has been maneuvered through your brain to Orgistan,
this shall serve as a lesson to not write with the talismans nigger axe in hand

 

[fr0st]

DNR a single larp unyakubian cope utterings that has been maneuvered through your brain to Orgistan,
this shall serve as a lesson to not write with the talismans nigger axe in hand

hey buddy what did we say about the medication? you cant skip a day or else you're gonna write in old english for two days straight like what happend a week ago.

 

[the_machinist_786]

You forgot adding the part where you both had sex afterwards

 

[fr0st]

You forgot adding the part where you both had sex afterwards

I think id rather kill myself