Danish_Retard
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tldr at end;
Alrigt boys, been wanting to write this for a week!
I'm in a tiny ass town, middle of nowhere nothern Thailand.
I go stay at a hostel, no one else in my dorm, I meet one guy tho, Kevin (His real name because fuck him), staying in a private room at the hostel, he's kind of a racist weirdo. Good looking guy tho, rich with passive income, staying to train Mhuy Thai.
I'm setting up Tinder while debating weather I should head to a bigger city and he convinces me to stay, while talking I joke that I got herpes from a girl in Bangkok.
I match with a girl with an insane body (for asia),
since I already paid for the hostel I upgrade to a private room.
Night comes, and I go meet with her at one of the 5 bars in town, things are doing well.
When suddenly, Kevin shows up to the fucking bar. Goes up to my girl and says he wants to say bye bcuz hes leaving. The fucking nerve.
She goes with him.
I stand up go to the bar entrance where I can see them talking, seething. I'd get my ass beat by him.
She comes back, I tell her I know the guy from my hostel. She says he's been trying to get with her for weeks.
We sit down again, and she says he told her I have herpes.
I freak out
Lie and say I don't have it.
Figure out it's a shitty fucking lie and say I had it in Denmark.
I look like such a fucking liar.
We continue the date, things go really well, lots of kissing and touching. (PDA is really frowned upon in Thai culture)
I take her to my private hotel room...
Which is opposite Kevins
There is no sound isolation here, the rooms are 2m apart.
He hears me fucking her, there isn't a private bathroom so he opened his door so we can't go there, and we can hear him slamming the door and shit.
Meanwhile I'm on 100mg viagra and 5mg oral minox, I'm fucking her rock hard for hours, and shes loud
I let him hear it
After, the girl tells me she told him that'd she'd rather take the chance of getting herpes with me than him
ahahahahahahaha
Alrigt boys, been wanting to write this for a week!
I'm in a tiny ass town, middle of nowhere nothern Thailand.
I go stay at a hostel, no one else in my dorm, I meet one guy tho, Kevin (His real name because fuck him), staying in a private room at the hostel, he's kind of a racist weirdo. Good looking guy tho, rich with passive income, staying to train Mhuy Thai.
I'm setting up Tinder while debating weather I should head to a bigger city and he convinces me to stay, while talking I joke that I got herpes from a girl in Bangkok.
I match with a girl with an insane body (for asia),
Night comes, and I go meet with her at one of the 5 bars in town, things are doing well.
When suddenly, Kevin shows up to the fucking bar. Goes up to my girl and says he wants to say bye bcuz hes leaving. The fucking nerve.
She goes with him.
I stand up go to the bar entrance where I can see them talking, seething. I'd get my ass beat by him.
She comes back, I tell her I know the guy from my hostel. She says he's been trying to get with her for weeks.
We sit down again, and she says he told her I have herpes.
I freak out
Lie and say I don't have it.
Figure out it's a shitty fucking lie and say I had it in Denmark.
I look like such a fucking liar.
We continue the date, things go really well, lots of kissing and touching. (PDA is really frowned upon in Thai culture)
I take her to my private hotel room...
Which is opposite Kevins
There is no sound isolation here, the rooms are 2m apart.
He hears me fucking her, there isn't a private bathroom so he opened his door so we can't go there, and we can hear him slamming the door and shit.
Meanwhile I'm on 100mg viagra and 5mg oral minox, I'm fucking her rock hard for hours, and shes loud
I let him hear it
After, the girl tells me she told him that'd she'd rather take the chance of getting herpes with me than him
ahahahahahahaha
I meet a guy at a hostel, tells him I have herpes, match with a girl on tinder, he shows up at the bar were at and try to cockblock me by saying I have herpes, we go to my room, opposite his, and fuck loudly for hours.