I came out to my parents as a pedophile and this is what happened.

[MAPridelover]

While walking up the basements stairs, I shouted-"I am sexual attracted to little girls". I just blurted it out because I thought it was funny, but it's not true. Turns out my mom who I thought was sleeping upstairs heard me and told me to go to the office. She threatened to call the police on me and told me that my grandfathers had worked hard to give me a good life so I shouldn't ruin the opportunity and live as a good muslim. I bit back Muslims niggers I swear. She called my dad who was actually quite relaxed about it, and told me to not say it again and control myself. My mom now is very watchful of me and I see her occasionally in my room looking through my computer. I don't watch illegal content, but this is what i do to hide my online activity

1.I have a burner email(one i'm using on this account)
2.I make it only accesible through manually singing into it through only going to it through incognito mode
3.I block all of the bad sites from sending me emails in case she somehow finds the email.
4.Profit/Goon in peace.
5.Hail Diddy, Mossad, Epstein, Nick Fuentes, and Kamala Harris.

 

[nel9d]

Guess the religion