I can fly B2 spirit And It's Super Easy

[Nazi Germany]

ok listen here's my 44,444 IQ guide to flying B-2 spirit (yes only [REDACTED] pilots allowed but my brain computed EVERY SINGLE MICRO-MOVEMENT)
entering cockpit sequence: left foot 33.33° angle > right hand on panel 7 > whisper "goodmorning spirit" > stroke left console GENTLY (crucial) > press button labeled "do not press" exactly 3.333 times > emergency protocol: if plane asks credentials show it your microsoft flight simulator score
FLYING CONFIGURATION: tilt head 44.444° for radar absorption (critical) > maintain spiritual connection to plane's soul > left stick moves left (took 7 years to decode this) > keep lucky snacks in exact fibonacci sequence > adjust seat to precisely match kansas latitude > think pure thoughts about stealth > emergency procedure: just be really quiet

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yes i know i haven't been in airforce (yet) but after analyzing 72 hours of B-2 photos from exactly 5.7 miles distance + my weekend courses at local flight school (still enrolling) + pure brainpower, I've mastered every theoretical aspect down to alien level movements. Even though I can Fly Spaceships.

t. someone who can fly anything after reading its manual exactly 77 times in deep meditation state

Northrop B-2 Spirit - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Spoiler: Thoughts on this?

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @Gaygymmaxx @TsarTsar444

 

[Nazi Germany]

@the BULL @MoggerGaston @FBI @Tabula Rasa @nullandvoid

 

[Nazi Germany]

@scrunchables @thecel @LancasteR @greycel @ShowerMaxxing

U.S AIRFORCE SHOULD HIRE ME.​

 

[Nazi Germany]

THOUGHTS ON THIS? @Jova @StarvedEpi @Defeatist @psychomandible @SecularIslamist

 

[FBl]

@the BULL @MoggerGaston @FBI @Tabula Rasa @nullandvoid

U tagged the wrong fbi

 

[ihearvoices]

Are in in possession of private pilot license?

 

[Nazi Germany]

Are in in possession of private pilot license?

Actually YES.

 

[Nazi Germany]

I can fly Rockets as well @lurking truecel @ShowerMaxxing @Clown Show @Gonthar @TechnoBoss

 

[Vermilioncore]

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