I cant believe I was retarded enough to wear glasses for years

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glasses are literally a death sentence, on top of making you look uglier, they make you look weak and nerdy too, every time you meet someone new he will assume that you're a weak nerd and it's your job to prove him otherwise.
I fucking wore these things for 7 fucking years of my life.
 
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OP looks like he forces himself out of bed flacid every morning after a restless night of thinking about the 8 hour fasted cardio he has to do the next day so he doesnt bloat back up

then he wears his 5 parka jackets to convince his grandma hes alreeady eaten breakfast before setting off on his walk, making sure to stop under eevery lamp-post for a selfie to motivate him

when girls look at him in a concerned manner his brain interprets it as an ioi and he counts it as slay
 
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small round glasses on a robust skull look very good if you're 40+

 
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glasses signals you have shit vision, thats why people with glasses are ususaly bullied, glasses will always make you look uglier no matter how gl you are

the only glasses you should wear is sunglasses, its not a looksmax but not a looksmin too, makes you look cool
 
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Glasses are for subhumans. They make you look like a submissive, nerdy omega male cuck who's genetically inferior and weak. I had to wear these fucking things from the age of 5 on, pure suicide fuel.
 
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So what are you doing? Lasik? Or getting contacts?
 
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it makes you look high iq bro .
 
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So what are you doing? Lasik? Or getting contacts?
Trans-PRK. It's far superior to LASIK because the latter leaves you with a flap in your cornea that bears potential risks in the future especially when doing contact sports.

Trans-PRK or death, lasik is for normie retards
 
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Trans-PRK. It's far superior to LASIK because the latter leaves you with a flap in your cornea that bears potential risks in the future especially when doing contact sports.

Trans-PRK or death, lasik is for normie retards
Thats interesting. I am planning on getting lasik or some other type of laser eye correction surgery because its a lot cheaper than I thought it would be, around 4000 or 5000 total for me, which seems like a great deal to get 20/20 vision. Especially because glasses cost several hundred a pair and theyre a huge pain in the ass. Im going to look at surgeons who do transprk and see what I can find
 
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i got an unsolicited compliment on my glasses by a chubby asian girl once. she said i look like a 'weird clark kent'
 
Man, I'm basically blind since fifth grade. Couldn't read anything that was more than 2m away from me. I desperately needed glasses but refused to wear them until 10th grade and it was hard af. Teacher basically forced me to take them out and put them on my nose.
I have ugly little low IQ looking eyes anyway, it doesn't really make me any uglier tbh. It frauds my low IQ a bit and it distracts from my ugly eyes.
Glasses are a huge disadvantage though when you're good looking. Kill your alpha looks.
 
Mind boggling how some people here still dont think glasses are a bad thing
 
Literally doesn’t matter, yeah you have bad eyesight but your success with women all boils down to bones
 
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Mine kinda help to fraud my long face so...
 
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glasses are literally a death sentence, on top of making you look uglier, they make you look weak and nerdy too, every time you meet someone new he will assume that you're a weak nerd and it's your job to prove him otherwise.
I fucking wore these things for 7 fucking years of my life.
it all depends on looks. If you have thick neck, curly hair, good frame, and decent pheno glasses is not a failo, for me it was a slight halo cause it hides my nose bump/hooked nose
 
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